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how about confusing 2 and 10 during th state of the union
"A 2 year old, wait sorry a 10 year old girl sent me this letter...."

At 2/2/04 04:43 PM, kada wrote: how about confusing 2 and 10 during th state of the union
"A 2 year old, wait sorry a 10 year old girl sent me this letter...."

If only he stuck to it, and used it as proof child literacy is getting better...

The following post is purely fictional. Any relation to any persons, alive or dead, is purely co-incidental.

"Ya know what, Tony"
"What?"
"I fancy a war"
"With who? Why?"
"Aaahh... Tony, don't complicate matters. I'll use this highly-technical way..."
Bush pulls out a globe, spins it, and looks suprised.
"BRITAIN!!!! We'll Bomb Britain!"
"George, you know i'm rather attached to Britain..."
"Oh, okay. Meanie..."
George spins the globe again...
"Iraq!"
"But Geroge, I can't get the public support for a war, purely because of a Dictatorship."
"Yeah, but he has WMD."
Tony gives Bush a look
"How do you know?"
"My daddy told me."
"Oh alright. Iraq it is then.

Lets introduce Top-up fees!

"In his determination to do the right thing, not the easy thing, I see the spirit of Churchill in Prime Minister Tony Blair." - President Evil.
(Unfortunatly, I don't think he referrs to the Churchill that sent the Army to deal with striking miners, more likely the mythic version of him.)

"Now that the stress stemming from the Tuition Fees row and The Hutton Report have gone away, my children can now get a good night's sleep." - Cherie Blair.
(Who's husband has made sure that many other mothers know that their children also get a good night's sleep - PERMANENTLY.)

"There is a myth that Americans are all different - North and South, East and West, central and coast. I do not believe this." - John Kerry. Either isolating huge amounts of the electorate, or agreeing with me that all Americans are "slackjawed inbreds" and/or "uneducated rednecks." PS - BWS? ZING!!!

I want to be leader of the Conservative Party - Michael Howard

Whaaa haappen?

"I find the evidence stating that the moon is made of green cheese to be satisfactory." - Lord Hutton.

"I want to play with bears beause bears are tractors and I carry gravel."

"I eat the talking bees because I'm george washington christ (on decaffinated crack)."

"imagine if you will a seven dimensional penis which can project beyond time, and even through solid matter. This metadong can be everywhere and nowhere at once, its exact physical state is constantly in flux. You might think of this scenario as somewhat emasculating, because if someone asks you (for example) if you have the balls to do something, you have to very earnestly reply that you might or you might not, it's kind of a quantum thing. On the other hand, ask that motherfucker if he can have sex with anyone who ever existed, ever, even if they were trapped inside a safe. See what I'm talking about? With an infinite wang, this and much more is possible. Well, I guess I should say probable. It's kind of a quantum thing. "

But seriously..
From a pro bush or pro american government:
-"Fuck you, tell the truth, do some research, for christs sake watch CNN!"
-"You dont like america, your a terrist nazi communist mix of osame bin laiden shit"
-"I'm right because you'r gay."

From anti-war/bush/american govt/zionist
-"Down with jews!"
-"Anarchy rules!"
-"War is evil invention of mankind, animals dont have war, well, they fight, but not with NUCLEAR ARMS, you can't hug your children with NUCLEAR arms!"

And finally: "Whales can breath air, that means they will eventually be able to walk on land, than all humans are fucked, the whales will form street gangs and kill us all." -How it will all end.

"It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is."
-Bill Clinton

[angrily] “We’re going to South Carolina and Okalahoma and Arizona and North Dakota and New Mexico! We’re going to California and Texas and New York! And we’re going to South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan! And then we’re going to Washington, D.C. To take back the White House! YEEEEAAAHHHH!!!”

…But I’m sure most of you know that one’s a bad one by now.

"Whether they are defending the Soviet Union or bleating for Saddam Hussein, liberals are always against America. They are either traitors or idiots, and on the matter of America's self-preservation, the difference is irrelevant."

-- Ann Coulter

Does ann coulter count?

"Facts are stupid things."
-- Ronald Reagan

"You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans."
-- Ronald Reagan, quoted in Observer, March 29 1981

"My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever. The bombing begins in five minutes."
-- Ronald Reagan, Said during a radio microphone test, 1984

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I can't believe he was president. Don't they have to take some kind of sanity test before being sworn in?

At 2/12/04 12:10 AM, red_skunk wrote: Does ann coulter count?

Just about everything Coulter says counts.

"We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity."
~Ann Coulter

At 2/12/04 12:15 AM, Dagodevas wrote: Just about everything Coulter says counts.

Ha. I want to read treason, but don't want to support her. I wonder if a library would have it =P

At 2/12/04 12:15 AM, Dagodevas wrote:

At 2/12/04 12:10 AM, red_skunk wrote: Does ann coulter count?

Just about everything Coulter says counts.

Only to those who read and believe her stuff, thankfully.

Consider this hypothetical..
For recall: 56%
Against recall: 44% (not impossible to consider these votes 'for Davis')
THEN Arnold gets 40% and wins, becomes Gov.
How is that possibly democratic?
It is easy to notice, as pointed out by many media sources, that the winner of the recall election can (and probably will) receive less support than Davis. But of course, taking advantage of democraticly created absurdities is democratic, right?

It's a sign of how far he's fallen from the ranks of the viable that Gov. Dean must resort basically to the Dennis Kucinich line of "I'm electable if you vote for me":

Democrat Howard Dean, in a last-ditch appeal, urged Wisconsin voters on Monday to ignore the media and opinion polls that herald presidential front-runner John Kerry and use "the power to choose the strongest candidate to beat George W. Bush."

I think what Gov. Dean needs is not just ignoring of the polls, but also of the votes that have taken place. . . .

At 2/12/04 08:34 AM, SuperDragon wrote: Consider this hypothetical..
For recall: 56%
Against recall: 44%
THEN Arnold gets 40% and wins,
How is that possibly democratic?

I agree, but why are you posting here? Unless this is some continuing debate that I missed..

But here's what you need for this problem SuperDragon: Instant Runoff Voting. www.potuspoll.com had a different result re: cali recall. Of course, note that internet demographics are usually skewed, but. It would of solved this problem.

"I don't know about Arab journalists, but British journalists are perfect." - Foreign Minister Jack Straw, on Monday.

OK, want to look at Rational British Thinking again?

At 2/12/04 12:15 AM, Dagodevas wrote: "We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity."
~Ann Coulter

What a democratic way to lead things.

This Ann Coulter sounds like a really facist nazi. Is she a politician or some goon with her own tv show?

At 2/12/04 05:22 PM, Adun wrote: This Ann Coulter sounds like a really facist nazi. Is she a politician or some goon with her own tv show?

Naw, she's a political analyst (like Michael Moore, but ultra-conservative). She writes books and has her own webpage, but not a show (though she occasionally appears on Bill Maher's show). She's also kind of hot, but that's her only good point.

BTW, that "convert them to Christianity" comment was from her first column she wrote after 9/11.

www.anncoulter.org

she's fugsly dude =P

At 2/12/04 05:46 PM, red_skunk wrote: she's fugsly dude =P

Bah, I guess I'd fuck just about anything.

*Sodomizes EGA again*

"I like to make sweet, sweet love to little boys."

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." --Benjamin Franklin

At 2/12/04 05:46 PM, -redskunk- wrote: she's fugsly dude =P

Yer, gotta agree with that. You're deaparate, dag.

"I found -X- satisfactory (Repeat 27 times in your report, breaking the previous whitewash record by 13" - Lord Hutton.