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Posted at: 6/18/08 04:43 AM

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Also, people desire to have sex but don't want to touch a woman.


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At 6/18/08 03:19 AM, Dr-Worm wrote: As a celebration of our defiant triumph over nature. Ha, look at those pathetic birds singing at each other and doing elaborate mating dances! If only they had the superior cognitive abilities to realize they could just get themselves off...

Contraception is a similar awesome "fuck you" to Mother Nature. Us humans are pretty badass.

Amen.


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At 6/17/08 10:29 AM, Kalibur wrote: It's disgusting. I'm not against people masturbating, just me. I find it disgusting, but I find myself doing it, and a afterwards, I feel disgusted with myself. It's mainly the fluid that grosses me out.

If I could dry orgasm again, I would feel better about it.

Also, I masturbate because I have to, or I would explode.

Please, grow up...

The music made me do it!

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Because we get bored and it feels pretty damn nice!

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Every Newgrounder has that time where they have to get some cyber porn.
When they could never get any real life sex with a woman because they are. . . . You guessed it.
Newgrounders.

you never saw true horror, when it comes to being alone in darkness.
all you could see is disturbing figures, and horror.
I'm sexy.

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At 6/17/08 09:44 AM, Skulsta wrote: Why do we masturbate? I thinks it's just somethin to do to pass the time while we wait for the porn to download.

because you are all pathedic and can't get laid. next question.


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At 6/18/08 09:06 AM, pheco wrote:
At 6/17/08 09:44 AM, Skulsta wrote: Why do we masturbate? I thinks it's just somethin to do to pass the time while we wait for the porn to download.
because you are all pathedic and can't get laid. next question.

How about you just get off the computer and watch MTV?

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At 6/18/08 04:29 AM, ngman7 wrote: Don't you people know you are killing your sperm?

You don't understand human biology very well, do you?

"No, I don't mind being the smartest man in the world. I just wish it wasn't this one." -Ozymandias, "Watchmen"

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cuz it feelz goooooooood xD


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Well when animals have sexual urges, they tend to just go and have sex, humans don't really have the option of releasing those urges onto other humans (SILLY LAWS), so when it gets too much we masturbate. Humans do masturbate too much though.

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At 6/18/08 04:29 AM, ngman7 wrote: Don't you people know you are killing your sperm?

it dies on it's own anyways

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At 6/17/08 09:44 AM, Skulsta wrote: Why do we masturbate? I thinks it's just somethin to do to pass the time while we wait for the porn to download.

WTF? What question is that?

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To simulate sexual intercourse to experience the ecstacy of an orgasm.


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to sexually stimulate ourselves when we are to pathetic to get someone to have sex with

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It boggles the mind that so many threads related to masturbation/arousal can occur at the same time...

My answer is because it feels good. The physical and psychological release can relief minor and often major stress points, as well as alleviate any tension amongst the blood vessels (that CAN be alleviated, that is). Not only that, but the metaphysical and emotional connections can strengthen ideas and ideals together. It's the main reason we see sex as the number one selling tool, because, inherently, all mankind has the ability to satisfy that urge, be it with another or alone. They are vastly different situations, of course, but the purely physical response can be recreated. The mental side of it all can make the most difference... Is it for boredom? Are you bored? You can do it like that. Are you lonely? You can feel like there's someone important trying to cheer your demeanor, or you can imagine anything you want and go nuts (lol) with it all. If the idea is simply to let loose and give yourself exactly what you desire, then it is there. We do because we want to and we can. And it'd be waste NOT to rub one out for the little guys (for some of you, that may be a mixed message...).

Ladies (I'm in that group), it's merely because we CAN. Everything else is trivial.

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one of us. . . .
one of us. . . .
one of us. . . .
one of us. . . .

your gay then.

Why do we masturbate??

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At 6/18/08 09:24 AM, SouthAsian wrote: practise

At giving handjobs?

Seriously, to feel better, sexual frustration, etc.


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We masturbate because it feels good. It's not complicated ffs.

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At 6/17/08 11:12 AM, YoungAndWise wrote:
At 6/17/08 09:54 AM, Skulsta wrote: Dude get a life.
Excuse me? I find that request quite funny. You come to the BBS asking such a question as why people masturbate, and tell me to get a life?

If by any chance you say so because of my completely coherent list of reasons, let me inform you that I wasn't listing my reasons for masturbation. If you had a more functional intellect, you'd have noticed that I was pointing out some of the possible reason why people, in general, masturbate.

Finally, since I am certain that I have a pretty enjoyable and complete life, I'd have to reply with ''been there, done that''. Maybe you'd like me to teach you how to get one for yourself?

He's absolutely right, and you can't seem to accept that. Thnxs YoungAndWise for not being a dickhole like alot of NG Users.
And Skulsta, Why don't YOU get a life?

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I like to get a sense of parenthood by watching my future babies come out of my penis.


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At 6/19/08 02:48 AM, Gagsy wrote: Humans do masturbate too much though.

Some more than others hehe.
Some much more than others.
Some just plain to much hehehe.
There may be something after that though I doubt they are still alive.

Circumcised, going to feel bad for a month :'(

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to expel semen from our balls so it does not fill up and explode

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