Why do we need to eat?
Why do we need to sleep?
Why do we need to drink?
Because we need to. Stop asking stupid questions.
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At 6/17/08 09:44 AM, Skulsta wrote: Why do we masturbate? I thinks it's just somethin to do to pass the time while we wait for the porn to download.
'Cause people get urges they don't know to control.
For the last time, i don't know how to rip a CD!!
because it prevents pancreatic (sp?) cancer
At 6/17/08 12:26 PM, Moody-Media wrote: It would be wrong not to masturbate.
Wrong again.
Natural drive.
Seriously, it is just like craving for food, or pissing
'Cause if you do, Hair grows out of your Eye Balls and you die! ... At least, thats what the Catholics tell us.
I do it cause it pisses off Catholics.
If you wank it renews the spunk in your sack so it's fresh, if you don't it goes rotten and your balls fall off and you get face cancer. Scientificaly proven.
At 6/17/08 01:06 PM, xKore wrote: If you wank it renews the spunk in your sack so it's fresh, if you don't it goes rotten and your balls fall off and you get face cancer. Scientificaly proven.
yeah... I learned that the hard way...
If Heavy Metal is so evil, why would God create it? BECAUSE I FUCKING TOLD HIM TO, BITCH!!
relieves tension... stress.. helps sleep, feels good, etc.
I personally find it a very disgusting habbit and i'm glad I stopped doing it long ago.
Make war, not love.
At 6/17/08 12:41 PM, Maverick-Alex wrote: Natural drive.
Seriously, it is just like craving for food, or pissing
'Cause people get urges they don't know how to control or fight or repress.
As a celebration of our defiant triumph over nature. Ha, look at those pathetic birds singing at each other and doing elaborate mating dances! If only they had the superior cognitive abilities to realize they could just get themselves off...
Contraception is a similar awesome "fuck you" to Mother Nature. Us humans are pretty badass.
What kind of an idiot asks a question like this?Because it's awesome and feels good.
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so so so good. but i hear you lose it when you get the married and have the real deal sleeping by you every night so better do it while you can.
im such a zombie noob :3, i would like to thank MuffDiver102 and plus i need to put the name somwhere for another sig in the future
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At 6/18/08 03:29 AM, Arcbound22 wrote: so so so good. but i hear you lose it when you get the married and have the real deal sleeping by you every night so better do it while you can.
You haven't watched any sitcoms or stand-up comedians over the past three decades, have you?
At 6/18/08 03:42 AM, Dr-Worm wrote:At 6/18/08 03:29 AM, Arcbound22 wrote: so so so good. but i hear you lose it when you get the married and have the real deal sleeping by you every night so better do it while you can.You haven't watched any sitcoms or stand-up comedians over the past three decades, have you?
not one
im such a zombie noob :3, i would like to thank MuffDiver102 and plus i need to put the name somwhere for another sig in the future
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At 6/17/08 09:52 AM, M-Y wrote: sAt 6/17/08 09:47 AM, I-shade wrote:
no i just have a life, unlike some people here. I don't waste it masturbating on pointless pornAt 6/17/08 09:46 AM, M-Y wrote: Because people are so lonely they just want to have an orgasm and most people will do a quickie on the internet watching stuff about thingsaww, ur just jelous coz u cant crack a woodie!
anyone who is frequently on the newgrounds forums as u clearly are, cant have much of a life..jk
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At 6/18/08 03:19 AM, Dr-Worm wrote: As a celebration of our defiant triumph over nature. Ha, look at those pathetic birds singing at each other and doing elaborate mating dances! If only they had the superior cognitive abilities to realize they could just get themselves off...
Don't you people know you are killing your sperm?
it's relaxing. And it puts the baby to sleep.
zoinks yo!
At 6/18/08 04:30 AM, Sawke wrote: it's relaxing. And it puts the baby to sleep.
zoinks yo!
People people don't know how to react when they see something sensual.
Also, people desire to have sex but don't want to touch a woman.
At 6/18/08 03:19 AM, Dr-Worm wrote: As a celebration of our defiant triumph over nature. Ha, look at those pathetic birds singing at each other and doing elaborate mating dances! If only they had the superior cognitive abilities to realize they could just get themselves off...
Contraception is a similar awesome "fuck you" to Mother Nature. Us humans are pretty badass.
Amen.
Any problem can be solved with a good pair of pants.
At 6/17/08 10:29 AM, Kalibur wrote: It's disgusting. I'm not against people masturbating, just me. I find it disgusting, but I find myself doing it, and a afterwards, I feel disgusted with myself. It's mainly the fluid that grosses me out.
If I could dry orgasm again, I would feel better about it.
Also, I masturbate because I have to, or I would explode.
Please, grow up...
Because we get bored and it feels pretty damn nice!
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