At 6/18/08 08:20 PM, pivot11 wrote:

At 6/17/08 06:05 AM, levusbevus wrote:

At 6/17/08 06:01 AM, Twerpo wrote: How old are you? 12?

14 actually

late much?

People start puberty at different times and go at different paces.

At 6/18/08 08:18 PM, levusbevus wrote: I don't know. I'm wonder if I should just go and choke the snake right now. I'm seriously getting more tempted to masturbate and the temptation is just growing more and more and it's driving me mad.

Don't give in, find something to take your mind off of it!

Good luck with your commitment.

Could anybody explain how masturbating would fall into the category of a sin?

its just going to grow inside of you and one day you'll be alone at home with the computer and nonones going to come home for awhile. its like a beast ,you cant keep it all locked up, you have to let it go every once in a while.

I bet you fap'd by now...lol...Nice try though

At 6/18/08 08:12 PM, BigFuzzyKitten wrote:

At 6/18/08 08:09 PM, diamond-armada wrote: dude whenever you get the temptation to jack off, how about doing something to occupy yourself to distract you from fapping. I always draw if I ever want to, I play on a games console if I want to, or my personal favourite, just watch TV. it just keeps my mind off anything that I wouldn't wanna do, for instance smoking, I don't smoke thanx to occupying my time with something else such as games and doodles and TV :P

But for what purpose? Smoking is proven to be harmful. The only reason I'd consider it as bad is the time it takes, but you just suggesting more time-waster alternatives :/

I wasn't suggesting smoking at all. I'm just suggesting stuff that you could do that could kep you from masturbating, but ALSO keep you from doing other things

what are you guys discussing after 5 pages ???

Anyway, that picture made me lol !

Get off my Internet.

You will eventually fall to the mercy of your left hand and a naked drawing of lois griffen!

Are you even a man?

At 6/18/08 09:32 PM, TJoyal wrote: You will eventually fall to the mercy of your left hand and a naked drawing of lois griffen!

My money's on old righty.

Copy cat.

I made a thread about it once, it made 20 pages before becoming so derailed it was deleted.

now your keyboard wont be so sticky

What religion are you? ( see? i DIDNT use chatspeak )

Personally I think it's a stupid goal to quit something that doesn't cause harm to others. Now if you were going out and raping babies, then you might have to kick that nasty habit, but who does masturbation harm? Nobody. It's safer than sex, even though it's not as good.

At 6/17/08 05:55 AM, levusbevus wrote: My religion forbids masturbation and every time I masturbate I can't help but feel like I've done a sin as bad as murder.

What kind of cult are you in?

At 6/17/08 08:37 AM, levusbevus wrote:

At 6/17/08 08:35 AM, Zeldakrazed7 wrote: are you christian? or a religion based on the bible? cuz then... thinking about sex with someone else is still a sin. i'm not sure where this is in the bible but i think it might be leviticus

Well I'm a Jehovah's wittness. Which is a type or christianity based on the bible.

Well since no form of christianity sais masturbating is a sin it seams like you waisted your time :O

i tryd giveing it up, i lasted... about........ an hour.

he'll be back, they always come back...Always

But yet you gave in to the temptation of joining NewGrounds. That's an even worse sin if you ask me.

No you're not, lol

At 6/17/08 06:01 AM, Twerpo wrote: How old are you? 12?

Hmmmmmm....yes, anyone who is religous is 12

At 6/17/08 05:55 AM, levusbevus wrote: My religion forbids masturbation and every time I masturbate I can't help but feel like I've done a sin as bad as murder.

Can't really compare sexually pleasuring oneself to the Holocaust, can you?

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haha religion, sin, it's funny cause your gay.