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I'm giving up Masturbation! 2008-06-17 05:55:42 Reply

From today! The day Firefox 3 comes out, I'm not going to give into the tempation of masturbation! I haven't really been masturbating that long. About mid 2007 is when I first masturbated. It kinda freaked me out at first but I got used to it. And the feeling of reaching climax was amazing. But I just don't know if it's worth the feeling of guilt that I get afterwards. My religion forbids masturbation and every time I masturbate I can't help but feel like I've done a sin as bad as murder.

So no more choking the snake for me! I'm going clean! I'm not going to pull my trousers down whenever I get an errection out of curiosity! I'm going to leave it there and wait for it to die out. Although erotic thoughts may be something one can't get out of one's mind occasionally. I'll still not give into the temptation.

So Newgrounds! Wish me luck!

Pick related.

I'm giving up Masturbation!


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Response to I'm giving up Masturbation! 2008-06-17 05:59:46 Reply

The society of Fapers will miss you!

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Response to I'm giving up Masturbation! 2008-06-17 06:00:14 Reply

You'll come back.

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Response to I'm giving up Masturbation! 2008-06-17 06:01:20 Reply

How old are you? 12?


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Response to I'm giving up Masturbation! 2008-06-17 06:02:18 Reply

At 6/17/08 06:00 AM, DragonsGrief wrote: You'll come back.

They ALAWAYS come back

Hehe religion

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Response to I'm giving up Masturbation! 2008-06-17 06:04:51 Reply

At 6/17/08 06:02 AM, sldghmmr wrote:
At 6/17/08 06:00 AM, DragonsGrief wrote: You'll come back.
They ALAWAYS come back

Hehe religion

where else would they go? lol

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Response to I'm giving up Masturbation! 2008-06-17 06:05:54 Reply

At 6/17/08 06:01 AM, Twerpo wrote: How old are you? 12?

14 actually.


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Response to I'm giving up Masturbation! 2008-06-17 06:06:11 Reply

Don't let your religion tell you what to do!


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Response to I'm giving up Masturbation! 2008-06-17 06:07:24 Reply

I've tried that,couldn't last a day.


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Response to I'm giving up Masturbation! 2008-06-17 06:10:51 Reply

lolreligion

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Response to I'm giving up Masturbation! 2008-06-17 06:13:39 Reply

Good luck on that.

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Response to I'm giving up Masturbation! 2008-06-17 06:26:06 Reply

BLASPHEMY!!!!!!

UTTER LIES!!!

U'LL COME CRAWLING BACK!!!


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Response to I'm giving up Masturbation! 2008-06-17 06:28:00 Reply

like everyone else.....u'll come cuming back

O.o


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Response to I'm giving up Masturbation! 2008-06-17 06:29:09 Reply

At 6/17/08 06:28 AM, CrUiZ3R wrote:
like everyone else.....u'll come cuming back
O.o

It's actually "you'll". Why abbreviate such a small word? You're not playing Team Fortress 2 or Counter Strike.


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Response to I'm giving up Masturbation! 2008-06-17 06:43:35 Reply

Hahaha wow i've tried this so many times before and everytime i couldn't even last more than a week.

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Response to I'm giving up Masturbation! 2008-06-17 06:44:39 Reply

He's lying.


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Response to I'm giving up Masturbation! 2008-06-17 06:44:42 Reply

I wish you luck. You make it seem like it's some drug addiction.

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Response to I'm giving up Masturbation! 2008-06-17 06:54:19 Reply

3 days before you'll see either tits or ass on everything you see

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Response to I'm giving up Masturbation! 2008-06-17 07:03:11 Reply

At 6/17/08 06:54 AM, Pinafal wrote: 3 days before you'll see either tits or ass on everything you see

That 3 looks like an ass =D

But no guys! I'm thuper serial about this! I mean it!


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Response to I'm giving up Masturbation! 2008-06-17 07:06:47 Reply

At 6/17/08 06:01 AM, Twerpo wrote: How old are you? 12?

dude hes 14, he wont stand 3 days >_>

get GIRLFRIENDS >_>

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Response to I'm giving up Masturbation! 2008-06-17 07:09:35 Reply

At 6/17/08 07:03 AM, levusbevus wrote:
At 6/17/08 06:54 AM, Pinafal wrote: 3 days before you'll see either tits or ass on everything you see
That 3 looks like an ass =D

But no guys! I'm thuper serial about this! I mean it!

i didn't even think about that and i told you it's already started...............

one a day keeps the boner away
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Response to I'm giving up Masturbation! 2008-06-17 07:11:25 Reply

why am i so gay

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Response to I'm giving up Masturbation! 2008-06-17 07:20:20 Reply

Lol ... religion


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Response to I'm giving up Masturbation! 2008-06-17 07:21:42 Reply

Haha, it's not like you could do it. Enjoy your 30min without fapping.


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Response to I'm giving up Masturbation! 2008-06-17 07:22:43 Reply

At 6/17/08 07:11 AM, poop wrote: why am i so gay

its hereditary. you get it from your momma. shes a closet lez.

nothing wrong with that.

your as straight as a horse shoe :)

me on the other hand, chicks before dicks :)


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Response to I'm giving up Masturbation! 2008-06-17 07:23:12 Reply

At 6/17/08 05:59 AM, subzerov wrote: The society of Fapers will miss you!

greatly we will miss you, we will remember you.(but not when we masturbate)*didnt spell masturbate right, i know.


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Response to I'm giving up Masturbation! 2008-06-17 07:32:17 Reply

Good luck, but you'll come back. Everyone always comes back.


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Response to I'm giving up Masturbation! 2008-06-17 07:45:20 Reply

I'm already up to 16 days!

Because on the internet - EVERYBODY can lie.

If in any way you disagree with this post, understand that you're a cunt.

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Response to I'm giving up Masturbation! 2008-06-17 07:47:20 Reply

At 6/17/08 07:45 AM, Krum wrote: I'm already up to 16 days!

Because on the internet - EVERYBODY can lie.

But I don't like lying. I feel like I've done something wrong when I lie.


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Response to I'm giving up Masturbation! 2008-06-17 07:51:52 Reply

Masturbating is good exercise for your arm by the way. And maybe those strong muscular hot-dog fingers of yours