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The first thing you need to know is that my cousin is hot. Amazingly hot. The kind of hot that makes you want to rip her pants off and fuck her in the middle of class, definitely caring about getting expelled. She's just that damn good. People tease me about her a lot, because she has a bit of a reputation for being a slut, and for good reason: She sucked off half the football team after the homecoming game. But she is hot nonetheless.

Anyway, she lives about 10 minutes away from me and she called me up and asked if I wanted to go see a movie. I told her no, I had to work on this english report (Poison Gas Warfare in WWI), but she begged until I gave in. Then she told me she wanted to rent a movie and come over instead of going to a theatre. I raised my eyebrows at this. Why would she want to come over here? Could it be she's really that big of a slut? Nooo, I thought. That couldn't be it...could it?

So she arrives at around 9 PM. My parents are still at a symphony they went to, so nobody is in the house (my sister is in college). We pop some popcorn and get on the couch and start watching the movie (The Blues Brothers). After a while she complains that her legs are cramping up and wondered if she could lie down on the couch and put her head in my lap. My stomach did a barrel roll. I said Yes, no problem.

So she puts her head in my lap and continues to watch the movie. We're to the scene with the blind dude playing the keyboard when she starts to gently rub her head back and forth; jacking me off with her ear, if you will. It was an extremely good feeling, and I gave a little sigh as she did it. Then I was brought back to Earth as my cousin sat up and gave me a look of disgust. "What the hell is that?" she asked, pointing to my crotch. I had a raging hard-on from her head movements, and I could do nothing to hide it. I mumbled that I was sorry and that I should probably get to bed, but she grabbed me by the beltloop as I tried to get up.

She forced me back down and looked into my eyes with a sort of hungry look. "If you're attracted to me, all you needed to do was tell me..." and with that she unzipped my pants and had them around my knees before you could say Jack Daniels. I feebley tried to resist, but my protests faded into nothingness as she pulled my wang (I won't lie, 3 inches) out of my boxers. I closed my eyes and groaned with pleasure. As I looked down, I saw a sight I will never forget for the rest of my life.

She lowered her head to it, pulled off her mask, and spit acid all over my wang.
FATALITY.

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Thank you good sir

So i got this new motor-powered ski-engine called thomms. He was beautifully good until the cactus came and shot his arm off, the same arm was the arm where william's arm was armificated. I agree, plastic bags are good but acid on tears-reply monkey-doll is bad.

You just made my night

Goddamnit...... why do all the hot stories end like this

-1 erection

Awesome story.

Haha lol thank you for sharing that juicy story!

loled through it . heh yes ty for sharing that one :D

In case all of ya'll need pics, here she is.

At 6/17/08 06:00 AM, ismellarat wrote: In case all of ya'll need pics, here she is.

Damn.... i see why you fucked her....... and i can also see where the acid came from

Ohhh your good, your very good

Reptile wins. Always.

Tell your cousin that I'm available

I would just like to say that I totally saw this coming.

Besides that I commend, you. For the first time a surprise ending that doesn't involve Will Smith.

At 6/17/08 06:15 AM, Twerpo wrote: I would just like to say that I totally saw this coming.

Besides that I commend, you. For the first time a surprise ending that doesn't involve Will Smith.

Or so you think...

Lol I am so going to steal this ending countless times :'D

At 6/17/08 05:41 AM, ismellarat wrote: (I won't lie, 3 inches)ife.

Hahaha small penis

She lowered her head to it, pulled off her mask, and spit acid all over my wang.
FATALITY.

I don't get it.

Win.

illegal text!

At 6/17/08 06:00 AM, ismellarat wrote: In case all of ya'll need pics, here she is.

Ugh... My mind and eyes have been raped.

I'm still wondering if ANY of it was tue

At 6/17/08 06:51 AM, Rayde101 wrote: I'm still wondering if ANY of it was tue

the wang size was

ahahahahahahahahahaha

At 6/17/08 06:30 AM, Phantox wrote:

At 6/17/08 05:41 AM, ismellarat wrote: (I won't lie, 3 inches)ife.

Hahaha small penis

i think he was joking, lol. but just in case he wasn't:
HAHAHA SMALL DICK FAG

and with that she unzipped my pants and had them around my knees before you could say Jack Daniels.

That was amazing line! congrats it was awesome story!

'Twas good, but my favourite bullshit-story on the BBS is about this guy who uses the word manly all the time. Anyone remember who it was?

At 6/17/08 05:41 AM, ismellarat wrote:

:: My stomach did a barrel roll. I said Yes, no problem

That had to be the highlight of the story you wrote that had to be fake xD

Lol. I can't tell if ur cousin has boobs or man boobs.

one hell of a cuz

At 6/17/08 07:09 AM, hausoft wrote: HAHAHA SMALL DICK FAG

So you like big dicks?
Who's really gay one...

I just read the same thing on 4chan.