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Response to My girlfreinds makeshift dildo. 2008-06-17 00:18:56

A plunger, dude.
It's so obvious.

level one ftw.

Dude, STFU.
POOZY OWNS YOU! >:[

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Response to My girlfreinds makeshift dildo. 2008-06-17 00:20:34

At 6/17/08 12:18 AM, kylexthexpostman wrote: A plunger, dude.
It's so obvious.

level one ftw.

Ah yes. I'm sure it's every girls dream to have multiple vaginal infections.


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Response to My girlfreinds makeshift dildo. 2008-06-17 00:21:09

everyone please shut up... that she uses a dildo or a something in herself has nothing to do with wether she has bucher or not... its just when hes not available and she relly needs something shes uses it... actually i think it shows loyalty to him that she wouldnt just fuck a random guy when bucher wasnt available. instead shes uses something that cant create a rift in their relatiaonship.... a non-living item

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Response to My girlfreinds makeshift dildo. 2008-06-17 00:22:10

At 6/17/08 12:16 AM, Luxury-Yacht wrote: How about for use outdoors, like in gardening?

Its not a gardening tool.


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Response to My girlfreinds makeshift dildo. 2008-06-17 00:23:41

At 6/17/08 12:22 AM, bucher wrote:
At 6/17/08 12:16 AM, Luxury-Yacht wrote: How about for use outdoors, like in gardening?
Its not a gardening tool.

Fuck man, what is it used to do, then? In what field?


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Response to My girlfreinds makeshift dildo. 2008-06-17 00:24:23

An AK47
A Spoon


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Response to My girlfreinds makeshift dildo. 2008-06-17 00:24:33

3 & 1/2 pages in 1 hour. Your girlfreinds pussy is gonna be the biggest thing since sliced bread.


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Response to My girlfreinds makeshift dildo. 2008-06-17 00:25:09

At 6/16/08 11:54 PM, bucher wrote: Correction, the other end is always metal.

New hint, as far as length, its 6 1/2 inches, but the handle is 3 1/2 inches. Her handle is bigger around than normal, but otherwise pretty much the same size.

Is it some kind of hunting knife?


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Response to My girlfreinds makeshift dildo. 2008-06-17 00:28:26

A stick grenade.


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Response to My girlfreinds makeshift dildo. 2008-06-17 00:41:24

This is fucking killing me, I need more hints. Where would one buy this item? Is it a toy?


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Response to My girlfreinds makeshift dildo. 2008-06-17 00:41:47

Alright guys, she finally told me.

But I'm not gonna tell you till you guess.

And by the way, your never gonna fucking guess.


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Response to My girlfreinds makeshift dildo. 2008-06-17 00:43:07

At 6/17/08 12:41 AM, bucher wrote: Alright guys, she finally told me.

But I'm not gonna tell you till you guess.

And by the way, your never gonna fucking guess.

Well then what's the point of teasing us if we'll never guess.

Just tell us.


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Response to My girlfreinds makeshift dildo. 2008-06-17 00:44:11

One of those mid-evil things used to beat dust out of rugs

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Response to My girlfreinds makeshift dildo. 2008-06-17 00:47:18

At 6/16/08 11:25 PM, paintballr wrote:
At 6/16/08 11:23 PM, bucher wrote: there normally wooden
AHHHHHHH, SPLINTERS!!

Ouch!


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Response to My girlfreinds makeshift dildo. 2008-06-17 00:48:48

At 6/17/08 12:43 AM, g0t wrote: Well then what's the point of teasing us if we'll never guess.

Just tell us.

Fine. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, its the moment you've all been waiting for...

And the instrument of pleasure is....

A latch hook tool.

Thanks for all your help guys, as well as making my girlfriends week.


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Response to My girlfreinds makeshift dildo. 2008-06-17 00:49:15

At 6/17/08 12:20 AM, Thimbles wrote:
At 6/17/08 12:18 AM, kylexthexpostman wrote: A plunger, dude.
It's so obvious.

level one ftw.
Ah yes. I'm sure it's every girls dream to have multiple vaginal infections.

Alright then, smartass.
Think of something better from the descrption he gave you.


Dude, STFU.
POOZY OWNS YOU! >:[

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Response to My girlfreinds makeshift dildo. 2008-06-17 00:50:41

At 6/17/08 12:48 AM, bucher wrote: A latch hook tool.

That's fucking sick...


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Response to My girlfreinds makeshift dildo. 2008-06-17 00:52:47

Have we said a broom yet?


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Response to My girlfreinds makeshift dildo. 2008-06-17 00:53:08

At 6/17/08 12:50 AM, g0t wrote:
At 6/17/08 12:48 AM, bucher wrote: A latch hook tool.
That's fucking sick...

The handle, not the hook.


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Response to My girlfreinds makeshift dildo. 2008-06-17 00:53:46

At 6/17/08 12:48 AM, bucher wrote:
At 6/17/08 12:43 AM, g0t wrote: Well then what's the point of teasing us if we'll never guess.

Just tell us.
Fine. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, its the moment you've all been waiting for...

And the instrument of pleasure is....

A latch hook tool.

Thanks for all your help guys, as well as making my girlfriends week.

What the fuck

where did she fucking get that

and then think

this would go great with vagina


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Response to My girlfreinds makeshift dildo. 2008-06-17 00:56:00

Is this is like the all time greatest thread this forum has ever seen?

I say yes.

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Response to My girlfreinds makeshift dildo. 2008-06-17 01:03:16

Latch hook tool?Wow.Also,why does your girlfriend even use a dildo when she has you?


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Response to My girlfreinds makeshift dildo. 2008-06-17 01:04:07

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