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At 6/16/08 11:43 PM, bucher wrote: Still no hits, but there is a new hint. The other end is metal, and is usually metal.

A shovel?

The handle of one of those hair straightener-things?

How big are they, generally?

well...most likely she has no access to adult toys...so it's prolly in the household stuff...since I'm assuming she's hella young....I'm dropping out of this topic...good luck!

A curling iron!

No?

At 6/16/08 11:43 PM, bucher wrote: Still no hits, but there is a new hint. The other end is metal, and is usually metal.

Hammer handle?

Toothbrush?
a vibrating one

At 6/16/08 11:43 PM, bucher wrote: Still no hits, but there is a new hint. The other end is metal, and is usually metal.

Meat tenderizer?

At 6/16/08 11:49 PM, agustana wrote: I searched for 'wooden, but hers is a lot bigger, made of rubber, and pink. She uses the handle,' on Google, and this is what I got.

I got porn.

fuck you google!

so far we have this info

most people wouldnt have one
usually wooden, but pink and rubbery
only use the handle
other end is metal

i dont know... is it a dildo?

At 6/16/08 11:49 PM, agustana wrote: I searched for 'wooden, but hers is a lot bigger, made of rubber, and pink. She uses the handle,' on Google, and this is what I got.

Let's just hope it doesn't...

wait for it...

BLOW ITS LOAD in her!

Hahahahaha
ha.... erm...

At 6/16/08 11:43 PM, bucher wrote: Still no hits, but there is a new hint. The other end is metal, and is usually metal.

Correction, the other end is always metal.

New hint, as far as length, its 6 1/2 inches, but the handle is 3 1/2 inches. Her handle is bigger around than normal, but otherwise pretty much the same size.

one of those kitchen towel stand things? like, its this little pole thing, and you put a paper towel roll on it.

if you're retarded.

or want to use it as a dildo.

i don't know, we sell them at winners, they're disturbing :\

A baseball bat? Just a wild guess...

Is is a tool of some sort?

Pics of gf and said item in use plz.

At 6/16/08 11:59 PM, Luxury-Yacht wrote: Is is a tool of some sort?

"yes
but
not how you think
not like tool like a hammer or anything
a different kind
but yes it is a tool of some sort"

And its not a drawing tool.

Common guys, your my only hope.

Perhaps some kind of kitchen utensil.

Or like... I forget who... said, a hairbrush.

At 6/17/08 12:03 AM, SeeInTheDark wrote: Perhaps some kind of kitchen utensil.

Or like... I forget who... said, a hairbrush.

I second the need for an answer as to whether it's a kitchen utensil of any sort.

At 6/16/08 11:54 PM, bucher wrote:

At 6/16/08 11:43 PM, bucher wrote: Still no hits, but there is a new hint. The other end is metal, and is usually metal.

Correction, the other end is always metal.

Small umbrella?

A duck.

She must be really unsatisfied with you if she resorts to one of those.

At 6/17/08 12:04 AM, Luxury-Yacht wrote:

At 6/17/08 12:03 AM, SeeInTheDark wrote: Perhaps some kind of kitchen utensil.

Or like... I forget who... said, a hairbrush.

I second the need for an answer as to whether it's a kitchen utensil of any sort.

It is not a kitchen utensil.

Wooden and most people don't have it?

Does she have any practice swords or maybe gag hammers?

A sword with a rubber hilt, it's the only thing I can think of that most people don't have.

At 6/17/08 12:11 AM, bucher wrote:

At 6/17/08 12:04 AM, Luxury-Yacht wrote:

At 6/17/08 12:03 AM, SeeInTheDark wrote: Perhaps some kind of kitchen utensil.

Or like... I forget who... said, a hairbrush.

I second the need for an answer as to whether it's a kitchen utensil of any sort.

It is not a kitchen utensil.

How about for use outdoors, like in gardening?

ooh its one of those open clos-ey fan things ppl in the old days used to use for blowing fires in their fireplace (sorry best pic i could find)

You should be concerned that she is putting that thing into herself when she has you.

At 6/17/08 12:10 AM, Tresent wrote:

At 6/16/08 11:25 PM, HeliosStar wrote: Your girl shouldn't need a dildo if she has you....

Correction: Your girl NEEDS a dildo if she has you....

Oh word up dawg. Das wus cold, yo. Chill out, brotha.

At 6/17/08 12:16 AM, Gagsy wrote: You should be concerned that she is putting that thing into herself when she has you.

she's teasing him obviously... hawt.

also, I'm very curious D: i must know what it is!