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I have a problem with using condoms 2008-06-16 20:34:18

I seriously hate them. even the magnums are too small for me, is there anywhere you can order bigger ones on line? they fit great on the shaft but it is way too tight around my ball sack and it squeezes my balls which is very uncomfortable.

Advice?

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Response to I have a problem with using condoms 2008-06-16 20:35:05

At 6/16/08 08:34 PM, AxisofIdiocy wrote:

Advice?

Yeah - kill yourself.

...also, TL;DR.

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Response to I have a problem with using condoms 2008-06-16 20:35:21

hatchet = internet video

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Response to I have a problem with using condoms 2008-06-16 20:36:03

At 6/16/08 08:35 PM, MeatMachine wrote:
At 6/16/08 08:34 PM, AxisofIdiocy wrote:
Advice?
Yeah - kill yourself.

wut why would i do that

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Response to I have a problem with using condoms 2008-06-16 20:36:39

And by "Too small for me" I am going to assume they are so large it is equatable with fitting a green bean in a pillow case

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Response to I have a problem with using condoms 2008-06-16 20:38:03

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Response to I have a problem with using condoms 2008-06-16 20:38:06

I have the answer, because ur magnum condoms are coming from a barbie doll set, ur about a XXL barbie size, or a .5cm diameter.

For my next trick, I will need a condom and a volunteer.

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Response to I have a problem with using condoms 2008-06-16 20:39:11

At 6/16/08 08:36 PM, AxisofIdiocy wrote:
At 6/16/08 08:35 PM, MeatMachine wrote:
At 6/16/08 08:34 PM, AxisofIdiocy wrote:
Advice?
Yeah - kill yourself.
wut why would i do that

Because you're threads are horrible and certainly not clever or funny.

...also, TL;DR.

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Response to I have a problem with using condoms 2008-06-16 20:40:09

You don't need condoms genius, you're hand won't get AIDS.

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Response to I have a problem with using condoms 2008-06-16 20:40:15

At 6/16/08 08:34 PM, AxisofIdiocy wrote: even the magnums are too small for me

Dude, stop lying. That's my advice.

So, apparently, I got banned for 3 days for having an opinion.

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Response to I have a problem with using condoms 2008-06-16 20:41:25

The funny part is, a lot of people don't even understand the joke.

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Response to I have a problem with using condoms 2008-06-16 20:42:02

Holy shit this is weird, I was just reading this from a site not 5 minutes ago.

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Response to I have a problem with using condoms 2008-06-16 20:43:15

Try tinfoil, it always works for me.

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Response to I have a problem with using condoms 2008-06-16 20:43:33

At 6/16/08 08:36 PM, MetalStorm01 wrote: And by "Too small for me" I am going to assume they are so large it is equatable with fitting a green bean in a pillow case

ah haha win

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Response to I have a problem with using condoms 2008-06-16 20:43:34

At 6/16/08 08:39 PM, MeatMachine wrote:
At 6/16/08 08:36 PM, AxisofIdiocy wrote:
At 6/16/08 08:35 PM, MeatMachine wrote:
At 6/16/08 08:34 PM, AxisofIdiocy wrote:
Advice?
Yeah - kill yourself.
wut why would i do that
Because you're threads are horrible and certainly not clever or funny.

for christs sake atleast make a decent attempt to be entertaining

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Response to I have a problem with using condoms 2008-06-16 20:51:00

At 6/16/08 08:43 PM, AxisofIdiocy wrote:

for christs sake atleast make a decent attempt to be entertaining

OBJECTION!

I'm not trying to be entertaining, nor am I the one on trial.
You are contradicting yourself.

I have a problem with using condoms

...also, TL;DR.

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Response to I have a problem with using condoms 2008-06-16 20:55:14

ahahaha i've already got what i wanted from this thread.

see you in hell, shitposter.