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Sn1p3rX44

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Posted at: 6/16/08 02:49 AM

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have you ever had it when your'e done, and the heads all sticky, and you wipe off and all that, but when you pull back up your pants, the head kinda gets stuck onto the pants?

gosh i hate it when that happens because it can sometimes hurt like a bitch.
anyone else relate to this same thing? discuss.

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I hate it more when you're done fapping you get some of the cum on your ballsack and it itches like hell.

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At 6/16/08 02:49 AM, Sn1p3rX44 wrote: discuss.

NO

Hmph.

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Posted at: 6/16/08 02:51 AM

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Well...normally I clean myself up nicely, so I never get "stuck"....and I never have semen left on me after I have finished.


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At 6/16/08 02:50 AM, MiddleFingerRings wrote:
At 6/16/08 02:49 AM, Sn1p3rX44 wrote: discuss.
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agreed.

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At 6/16/08 02:50 AM, KingOfBBQ wrote: I hate it more when you're done fapping you get some of the cum on your ballsack and it itches like hell.

ahh i hate that too. you might as well wash your balls at that point :P

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I honestly think this forum would be alot better without a million topics about jerking off. And I fucking hate the word fap.

I'm hi right now. If I'm on here, I'm stoned.

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At 6/16/08 02:52 AM, Me-Patch wrote: I honestly think this forum would be alot better without a million topics about jerking off. And I fucking hate the word fap.

lol its my first topic about this certain subject, so i just wanted to give it a shot :P

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What I hate more is when you blow your load onto yourself...or various other objects in the vicinity you care about....like your graphics tablet, flashdrive, startled cat (who runs away too fast for you to clean.) and that really cool black shirt you like so much....D:

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At 6/16/08 02:52 AM, Me-Patch wrote: I honestly think this forum would be alot better without a million topics about jerking off. And I fucking hate the word fap.

What's up with all the Christian females?

At 4/17/08 12:07 AM, peroo wrote:
: wow guys, personally I would have either done a barrel roll or grabbed her cock.

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At 6/16/08 02:54 AM, bigjuicy wrote: I'm only here because I saw "fapping" in the title.

And we call these type of people "gays"

Hey add me on MSN: stanni1992@aol.com I like to chat :D

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At 6/16/08 03:00 AM, RaharuHaruha wrote: What's up with all the Christian females?

Suck a cock.

I'm hi right now. If I'm on here, I'm stoned.

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At 6/16/08 03:00 AM, stanni wrote:
At 6/16/08 02:54 AM, bigjuicy wrote: I'm only here because I saw "fapping" in the title.
And we call these type of people "gays"

We? Who's we? You're the only faggot here.

At 4/17/08 12:07 AM, peroo wrote:
: wow guys, personally I would have either done a barrel roll or grabbed her cock.

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At 6/16/08 03:00 AM, stanni wrote:
At 6/16/08 02:54 AM, bigjuicy wrote: I'm only here because I saw "fapping" in the title.
And we call these type of people "gays"

well....

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At 6/16/08 02:59 AM, HeliosStar wrote: What I hate more is when you blow your load onto yourself...or various other objects in the vicinity you care about....like your graphics tablet, flashdrive, startled cat (who runs away too fast for you to clean.) and that really cool black shirt you like so much....D:

i understand everything else, but your fucking cat?? rofl. cant wait for parents to see your cat. lol

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At 6/16/08 03:01 AM, Me-Patch wrote:
At 6/16/08 03:00 AM, RaharuHaruha wrote: What's up with all the Christian females?
Suck a cock.

If I could suck my cock then I wouldn't have the sticky penis head problem.

At 4/17/08 12:07 AM, peroo wrote:
: wow guys, personally I would have either done a barrel roll or grabbed her cock.

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The cat was a one time thing really, it was sleeping in my room, when I turned to my to trash (where I shoot when the kleenex supply is in need of replenishing) the drowsy cat was digging in my trash for the bbq wing bones I'd left in there from pizza the previous night. I turned suddenly and sent a stream draping over it's ear. It ran out of my room and licked itself clean promptly...

It hasn't come back in since then :[.

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Posted at: 6/16/08 03:12 AM

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We call these type of people "losers"

Well at least I don't cover my cat in jizum.

Hey add me on MSN: stanni1992@aol.com I like to chat :D

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Posted at: 6/16/08 03:20 AM

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I'd be willing to do it for yah bud....for a price ;)

$69.95, cat bukkake clean up not provided.

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ZOOOOOOOOMBIEEEEEEEES!!!!!111!!11111

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At 6/16/08 03:00 AM, RaharuHaruha wrote:
At 6/16/08 02:52 AM, Me-Patch wrote: I honestly think this forum would be alot better without a million topics about jerking off. And I fucking hate the word fap.
What's up with all the Christian females?

ok i've seen this completely random post 3 or 4 time now so what's up with it

hay guys guess what === my awesome site!!! ===my game kittyware w/ screen shots!!!

p.m. me 4 no reason seriously i'm so bored :3

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