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Forum Topic: Mother Nature Orgasm

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Elios

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Posted at: 6/16/08 12:11 AM

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The following is a really, really elaborate story that took place about, 4 hours ago.

Mother Nature has been acting rather, impatient these past few days. The weather (wo)man has been predicting stormy weather this week, but it's been nothing be blazing sunlight, and muggy heat.
I was riding my bike home from the corner store, when i noticed a line of dark and ominous clouds approaching from the west. I though to myself "What are you up to bitch?"
I continued to ride down Main St. keeping an eye on the approaching line of clouds. every so often i'd see a little flicker of light within the darkened mass. Mother Nature was feeling rather, excited. So was i.

I cut through the parking lot of the local grocery store, and i got a glimpse of just how monsterous this cloud formation was. It was a cold front, ten maybe fifteen miles long. Following behind it was a chaotic mass of swirling dark clouds. Things were about to get intense, so i headed for the public pool, and sheltered under the wooden pavilion. It would have to do, no way i'm getting home dry now, Mother Nature was teasing me, and herself.

I opened my cherry coke, and watched as the thick line of dark flashing clouds pass overhead. it was the most amazing thing i had ever seen. Following the front line, the swirling mass began to take shape, and the rumbles of thunder began. She was getting into the mood, as the winds picked up, and playfully tossed papers and trash across the open field. A single bolt of lightning off in the distance, told me the time for talk is over. The clouds darkened, the wind moaned, and the thunder rocked the ground. No stopping her now.

I kept track of where the lightning was coming from, and where is was going. Listening to the thunder, i counted, and she was getting closer. Much closer. The pavilion i was sheltered in offered a nice panoramic view of her furious storm. I was getting excited too. The lightning drew closer, and the flashes of light blew up all around. I started teasing her, shouting "Yeah, you like that don't ya!?" *BOOM* "OOoh yeah! C'mon bitch! Let's see what you got!"

The wind intensified, gasping, moaning, and throwing shit all over the place. The lightning strikes were all around, thunder rocked the very ground i stood on. The fast moving clouds grinded against each other, it was mayhem. When suddenly, the sky split slightly, and a single ray of light shined through.
The winds died down, and the flashes of light disappeared, and the clouds turned a light gray.

It started to rain.


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Posted at: 6/16/08 12:14 AM

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I love your stories.

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Elios

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Posted at: 6/16/08 12:15 AM

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Mother Nature is a dirty girl.


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Posted at: 6/16/08 12:16 AM

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Great story,

please rub my back..

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Posted at: 6/16/08 12:16 AM

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well...that was a good...5 minutes of reading wasted...
dont really have anything to say

hate when i have to read for no purpose. i was not entertained

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Posted at: 6/16/08 12:17 AM

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OMG, You Cam Have Sex With Weather

(I had no idea.)

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Posted at: 6/16/08 12:17 AM

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NG is a goldmine for fantastic stories these days. Keep up the good work.

LotR was all about walking. Fuck even the trees walked in those movies.
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Alukhard

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Posted at: 6/16/08 12:18 AM

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Wait, just what the hell now...

What you think is IRRELEVANT.

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Posted at: 6/16/08 12:18 AM

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...
I dont get it...

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PM me if you think they should be allowed.
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Rig

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Posted at: 6/16/08 12:21 AM

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At 6/16/08 12:16 AM, Dookiemaister wrote: well...that was a good...5 minutes of reading wasted...

It took you 5 minutes to read that?


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Elios

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Posted at: 6/16/08 12:21 AM

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At 6/16/08 12:18 AM, reviewer2 wrote: ...
I dont get it...

You'll get it when you're a little older...


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Alukhard

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Posted at: 6/16/08 12:22 AM

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At 6/16/08 12:21 AM, Rig wrote:
At 6/16/08 12:16 AM, Dookiemaister wrote: well...that was a good...5 minutes of reading wasted...
It took you 5 minutes to read that?

Some people read slower than others.

What you think is IRRELEVANT.

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Posted at: 6/16/08 12:22 AM

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Nature has an orgasm, such a deep plot.

TOO DRUNK TO FUCK, PLEASE DON'T SUCK.

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Posted at: 6/16/08 12:23 AM

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everyone has to do it

my myspace im such a zombie noob :3, i would like to thank MuffDiver102 and plus i need to put the name somwhere for another sig in the future
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Elios

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Posted at: 6/16/08 12:28 AM

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At 6/16/08 12:16 AM, Dookiemaister wrote: dont really have anything to say

I love when people post that.

Why'd you post then!? Hmmmmm???

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Posted at: 6/16/08 12:37 AM

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This is so oddly erotic.

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Arcbound22

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Posted at: 6/16/08 12:40 AM

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this is great now all i need to do is look up and fap........:)

my myspace im such a zombie noob :3, i would like to thank MuffDiver102 and plus i need to put the name somwhere for another sig in the future
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Posted at: 6/16/08 12:40 AM

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I never want to go out in the rain anymore...
P.S. great story.

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Elios

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Posted at: 6/16/08 12:41 AM

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At 6/16/08 12:37 AM, Mizar wrote: This is so oddly erotic.

I figured i'd cut away from the norm tonight, and try somthing, different. And sensual.

Glad you liked it.

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Posted at: 6/16/08 01:24 AM

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Wow...that's intense.

I've seen storms like this before. Never thought of it like, that.

Sexy.

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Elios

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Posted at: 6/16/08 02:42 AM

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At 6/16/08 01:24 AM, DungeonMasterClock wrote: Wow...that's intense.

I've seen storms like this before. Never thought of it like, that.

Sexy.

Me neither, until i got home and started watching an "Adult movie". And then i thought to myself "Oh shit! It makes sense now!"

Thus, an erotic story is born.


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Posted at: 6/16/08 03:30 AM

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I'll never look at a thunderstorm the same way again.

Thanks, Elios! *thumbs-up*

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Posted at: 6/16/08 03:32 AM

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You should have humped the lightning.

I'm not cool enough to have a nice signature


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At 6/16/08 12:14 AM, DgsGaming wrote: I love your stories.

You mother fucker. You tricked me into reading that poorly written piece of shit.

To the writer: why the hell would anyone care?

At 4/17/08 12:07 AM, peroo wrote:
: wow guys, personally I would have either done a barrel roll or grabbed her cock.

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Posted at: 6/16/08 04:14 AM

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Father time hasnt touched her in milleniums, poor woman...

You are a dickhead faggot with no life and deserve nothing better than having your throat ripped out and your dead body being raped. Have a nice day though.

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Posted at: 6/16/08 04:45 AM

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Gimmick fetishes were funny a year ago.

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Posted at: 6/16/08 04:50 AM

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Mother nature came 3 times yesterday.

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Posted at: 6/16/08 04:58 AM

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I came.


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I came

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I love this story. It's so erotic and made me perceive Mother Nature in a way that I didn't expect.

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