Crazy hobo stories...

[FrozenSheep]

..Remember when you were taking the bus and a crazy hobo happens to open his mouth beside you?
Tell your story.

Apperently, I was offered a gig to tour malasyia and a record contract.

[THEJamoke]

I wasn't on the bus, but I did see a homeless person snatch a pigeon out of the air once.
The guy next to me said, "Huh. You don't see that everday."
And that was the highlight of my trip to Los Angeles.

[TacticalShoe]

Back when I was a federal agent, I used to beat homeless people with pipes.

[Tyk9293]

At 6/15/08 11:35 PM, THEJamoke wrote: I wasn't on the bus, but I did see a homeless person snatch a pigeon out of the air once.
The guy next to me said, "Huh. You don't see that everday."
And that was the highlight of my trip to Los Angeles.

Nice job stealing people's jokes, Dane Cook.

[chiefindomer]

Well one time I was in a Dunkin Donuts late at night and I got a donut and a coffee. Some old guy was in there and he saw me about to walk out with my food and he said to me "You better make sure they didn't shit in that!" I thought it was hilarious though. Then he started saying something about baby pictures to me and I had no idea what he was talking about so I just left while he was trying to talk to me. It was funny but really weird at the same time.

[arcansi]

I was on the metro and these two homeless people start getting into an epic fight, and they were shouting "THIS IS MY TRAIN!!!!!", "NO IT ISN'T BEECH!!!!", "THIS'LL LEARN YA!!!".

[PANCAK3S]

i was on the bus one time and a drunk hobo shit his pants.

[KrackLzFun]

At 6/15/08 11:45 PM, PANCAK3S wrote: i was on the bus one time and a drunk hobo shit his pants.

Lucky.

well, I've been attacked by a methed out hobo...

[Tyk9293]

Oooh! Let me try this:

I once saw a homeless guy sitting outside of a Long John Silver's...

[NickScott]

At 6/15/08 11:45 PM, PANCAK3S wrote: i was on the bus one time and a drunk hobo shit his pants.

Liar.

[Minty-Hippo]

I was in Syracuse Downtown with my gf going to the Carousel mall, And this homeless guy was walking around asking for change, Well I had some extra money on me so I dropped him a ten, he ran off all excitd screaming that I was jesus, and jumping up and down singing very loudly.

[Me-Patch]

At 6/15/08 11:32 PM, FrozenSheep wrote: ..Remember when you were taking the bus and a crazy hobo happens to open his mouth beside you?
Tell your story.

No ones gonna believe this one but I swear it's true.

I was on the bus and a homeless guy was sitting across the hall from me. He was fishing around in his jacket and talking into it and shit so me and my freinds were staring at him, and he turns to us and says " you wanna see whats in my pocket"

He had a pink rabbit in his jacket. He named it cool aid, because he said he dyed it in cool aid.

[PANCAK3S]

At 6/15/08 11:48 PM, NickScott wrote:

At 6/15/08 11:45 PM, PANCAK3S wrote: i was on the bus one time and a drunk hobo shit his pants.

Liar.

HOW DARE YOU QUESTION ME!
i was actually on the dart train in plano