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denose2003

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Posted at: 6/15/08 06:47 PM

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My penis in a 360 rotation, when erect; can you?

What other penis talents do you guys have?

I can lift a 786 MG tablet with my penis, when erect.

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Posted at: 6/15/08 06:47 PM

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I can milk my penis.

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Posted at: 6/15/08 06:48 PM

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That's sick.

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At 6/15/08 06:47 PM, denose2003 wrote: My penis in a 360 rotation, when erect; can you?

Lol whut?
Meatspin much?

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At 6/15/08 06:47 PM, kindmortal wrote: I can milk my penis.

lol me too

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Imagine your penis getting a charlie horse

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At 6/15/08 06:47 PM, kindmortal wrote: I can milk my penis.

Sell yer milk.

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Posted at: 6/15/08 06:48 PM

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I don't twist my dick, but I can twist a killer blunt.

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At 6/15/08 06:47 PM, denose2003 wrote: My penis in a 360 rotation, when erect; can you?

What other penis talents do you guys have?

I can lift a 786 MG tablet with my penis, when erect.

I can do cock pushups, 8 of them

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Posted at: 6/15/08 06:49 PM

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Lol, pics or it didn't happen.

Just fucking click it.
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At 6/15/08 06:48 PM, Shea08 wrote:
At 6/15/08 06:47 PM, denose2003 wrote: My penis in a 360 rotation, when erect; can you?
Lol whut?
Meatspin much?

No, like, TWIST it.

Grab your head, and twist it 360.

It's awesome.

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At 6/15/08 06:48 PM, Shea08 wrote:
At 6/15/08 06:47 PM, denose2003 wrote: My penis in a 360 rotation, when erect; can you?
Lol whut?
Meatspin much?

Hah. That's exactly what I was thinking.
But no, my penis is not as amazing as yours.

My signature is better than yours.

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Posted at: 6/15/08 06:51 PM

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At 6/15/08 06:48 PM, Me-Patch wrote: I don't twist my dick, but I can twist a killer blunt.

haha me too, back in Ireland everybody used to call me derby gobshooblister of the horse

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At 6/15/08 06:49 PM, vigilante1111 wrote:
At 6/15/08 06:48 PM, Shea08 wrote:
At 6/15/08 06:47 PM, denose2003 wrote: My penis in a 360 rotation, when erect; can you?
Lol whut?
Meatspin much?
Hah. That's exactly what I was thinking.
But no, my penis is not as amazing as yours.

It's OK, we can have penis sessions, later...

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Posted at: 6/15/08 07:05 PM

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i can twist my penis about 720 degrees when its not erect

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Posted at: 6/15/08 07:07 PM

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I can pleasure a woman with my penis.

Can you?

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Posted at: 6/15/08 07:08 PM

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At 6/15/08 07:07 PM, DgsGaming wrote: I can pleasure a woman with my penis.

Can you?

Yes.

I can, I just stick my penis in her vagina and I move up and down.

Then, after 2 minutes, my sperm comes out of the tip of my penis unto her stomach.

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At 6/15/08 06:47 PM, kindmortal wrote: I can milk my penis.

I laughed uncontrolably...

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Posted at: 6/15/08 07:38 PM

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I can take my sack and tuck it over my dick to turn it into a Vag-JAY-JAY

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At 6/15/08 06:48 PM, Me-Patch wrote: I don't twist my dick, but I can twist a killer blunt.

Not better than me, no doubt.

So, apparently, I got banned for 3 days for having an opinion.

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I can press those little reset buttons on electrical devices with my erect penis.

You know what you wanna do with that, right? You wanna put a banging donk on it!

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At 6/15/08 07:46 PM, HeartbreakHoldout wrote: I can press those little reset buttons on electrical devices with my erect penis.

Niiice.

Try doing that, but with a 360 penis.

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I can't do that. Mine's too long for it to twist 360

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At 6/15/08 07:47 PM, denose2003 wrote:
At 6/15/08 07:46 PM, HeartbreakHoldout wrote: I can press those little reset buttons on electrical devices with my erect penis.
Niiice.

Try doing that, but with a 360 penis.

Your penis must be 2 inches when erect...

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At 6/15/08 07:49 PM, Onizero wrote:
At 6/15/08 07:47 PM, denose2003 wrote:
At 6/15/08 07:46 PM, HeartbreakHoldout wrote: I can press those little reset buttons on electrical devices with my erect penis.
Niiice.

Try doing that, but with a 360 penis.
Your penis must be 2 inches when erect...

It's like 8, but really, really thin.

You know what you wanna do with that, right? You wanna put a banging donk on it!

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Posted at: 6/15/08 07:53 PM

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At 6/15/08 07:49 PM, Onizero wrote:
At 6/15/08 07:47 PM, denose2003 wrote:
At 6/15/08 07:46 PM, HeartbreakHoldout wrote: I can press those little reset buttons on electrical devices with my erect penis.
Niiice.

Try doing that, but with a 360 penis.
Your penis must be 2 inches when erect...

Actually, my penis is quite thick, and 7 inches long.

So, fuck yourself.

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Posted at: 6/15/08 07:54 PM

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my penis can cum buckets

buckets of blood

i cum blood

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I can lift a house with my penis. When limp.

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At 6/15/08 07:53 PM, denose2003 wrote:
Your penis must be 2 inches when erect...
Actually, my penis is quite thick, and 7 inches long.
So, fuck yourself.

My dick was 6 inches long when I was 12, you sir have a small dick

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At 6/15/08 07:54 PM, WingCommand wrote: my penis can cum buckets

buckets of blood

i cum blood

How bout buckets of FRIED CHIKUN!

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