Instant Death

[FatManExtraLarge]

If you fart, sneeze, and burp at the same time....

Would the action result in immediate death?

[TOEZ]

I don't even think that's physically possible.

[X-Gary-Gigax-X]

As far as I know you can sneeze, cough, shit and piss at the same time.

[Randy74]

Or probably a big relief.

[FatManExtraLarge]

I keep thinking that sneezing burping farting at the same time would tear your stomach in half

[GeraldMcDouglas]

At 6/15/08 06:27 PM, FatManExtraLarge wrote: If you fart, sneeze, and burp at the same time....

Would the action result in immediate death?

I doubt it

[X-TERRORIST-X]

Yes, it most certainly would.

[SCUD14]

At 6/15/08 06:27 PM, FatManExtraLarge wrote: If you fart, sneeze, and burp at the same time....

Would the action result in immediate death?

Try it and get back to us.

[Shea08]

1) don't know if it'd be possible
2) severly doubt you would die if you can

[stosh1919]

At 6/15/08 06:27 PM, FatManExtraLarge wrote: If you fart, sneeze, and burp at the same time....

Would the action result in immediate death?

no it would just hurt really really really bad

[mothballs]

Is it physically possible to shit out of your dick?

[FatManExtraLarge]

If you plug up you're ass and physically can't shit, does it come out your mouth?

[TacoFreak]

I usually sneeze and fart a lot, and I think once or twice I did all of those 3 at one time.

[AbsurdRandomness]

Why would it be?

[FatManExtraLarge]

If you have no eyelids, and you sneeze, do your eyes burst out of your head?

[TwistedPersonality]

You can't. Sneeze beats burp. Burp beats yawn. Yawn beats sneeze.

it's a circle

[FatManExtraLarge]

Don't stop yourself from yawning.

You'll want to yawn but you won't be able to for like 30min

[Onizero]

At 6/15/08 06:27 PM, FatManExtraLarge wrote: If you sneeze, and burp at the same time....

That's impossible...

[FatManExtraLarge]

I'm willing to send wave after wave of men to their deaths to find these answers.

[DgsGaming]

It is physically impossible to do all three actions simultaneously. Though even if it were to happen, you would not be killed.

[kylexthexpostman]

At 6/15/08 06:30 PM, Randy74 wrote: Or probably a big relief.

Yeah, I'm gonna go with this choice too.

[RacistBassist]

It'd be impossible to sneeze and burp at the same time/

[GHOST-KILLA]

no you'd instance jizz all over

[PinballWizard976]

But think if you did that.... underwater.

OMGOMGOGMGOMGOGMOGMGOMGOMGOGM

[FatManExtraLarge]

At 6/15/08 07:56 PM, PinballWizard976 wrote: But think if you did that.... underwater.

OMGOMGOGMGOMGOGMOGMGOMGOMGOGM

You just shed a whole new light on this.

Chakras just fucking exploded across the universe from the amazingness of that post

[SymbolCymbal]

no your insides will ruture and you will die of fecal poisoning