Rate me, harshly.

[Picklz]

Ok, i'm probably asking for it, but i want to get rated on a coolness/awesomeness factor.

Here goes. Stats:

I am 14

I have had 1 girlfriend

I have never been laid or made out

I've kissed a few girls a few times

I think i'm damn sexy

Most girls think i'm alright

I'm considered a funny person Yes, i am!!!

I fap once a week

I play 40k

I'm about to become a freshman.

I sometimes let myself get bullied.

Fire away

[subzerov]

Haha i cant wait to see what people come up with XD

[muhlio]

You fail at life and your only option would be to kill yourself. Sorry.

[AbsurdRandomness]

Too average.

Sorry.

[LedZabbath]

IM sorry Shaun.

No shaun, im sorry.

[xKore]

You fap ONCE A WEEK???. Shit, I fap everyday, sometimes twice.

[LordZeebmork]

The fact that you have had a girlfriend when you aren't even in high school makes you a pathetic whore.

[InsertFunnyUserName]

Why would you let yourself get bullied?

[Shea08]

At 6/15/08 05:34 PM, Picklz wrote: I fap once a week
Fire away

I also fire away when fapping

[mothballs]

At 6/15/08 05:34 PM, Picklz wrote: I fap once a week

This is a perfect example of FAIL.

[RohantheBarbarian]

Attention whore

[AntiChristSuperFuck]

RATE ME:

I'm gay.

I like younger men.

Mmmmm.

[g-unit1234]

you ar an uter tool

[Future-Mass-Murderer]

What the hell is it with young people talking about girls all the time giving every possible time they have seen/touched/made eye contact with A girl. Frankly, I don't give 2 shits if you have been out with a girl or not, And for that very reason you have failed.

[stosh1919]

At 6/15/08 05:37 PM, xKore wrote: You fap ONCE A WEEK???. Shit, I fap everyday, sometimes twice.

me sometimes 5

[Achilles2]

At 6/15/08 05:34 PM, Picklz wrote: I am 14

meh, I was 14 once

I have had 1 girlfriend

Good track record, some people don't have girlfriends yet. I stil beat you - I've had a girlfriend at age 10

I have never been laid or made out

Good boy about not being laid - 14 is too young to have sex. But not making out? What, are you scared of your girlfriend's lips?

I've kissed a few girls a few times

...You've never made out?

I think i'm damn sexy

Either you're narcissist or you are asexual. Either way, you're screwed.

Most girls think i'm alright

If by "most girls", you mean you're mother, aunts, and grandmothers, then OK.

I'm considered a funny person Yes, i am!!!

HA

I fap once a week

You have good self-control

I play 40k

...

I'm about to become a freshman.

HAHAHA. FRESHMAN!

I sometimes let myself get bullied.

Wimp. Fight back.

Fire away

All of it was a joke, dear old bean. You sound like quite a good fellow.

[Picklz]

At 6/15/08 05:39 PM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote: Why would you let yourself get bullied?

Because alot of people are bigger than me.

I fap once a week, and i'm proud!
I'll fap more when i get laid

[Black-Ops]

At 6/15/08 05:34 PM, Picklz wrote: Ok, i'm probably asking for it, but i want to get rated on a coolness/awesomeness factor.

Here goes. Stats:

I am 14

-1 point.

I have had 1 girlfriend

+3 points.

I have never been laid or made out

-2 points.

I've kissed a few girls a few times

With tongues, +3. On the cheek, +1.

I think i'm damn sexy

-5 points.

Most girls think i'm alright

No points.

I'm considered a funny person Yes, i am!!!

I'm not laughing, -2 points.

I fap once a week

Want a Chufty badge? No points for you.

I play 40k

-5 points.

I'm about to become a freshman.

+1 point.

I sometimes let myself get bullied.

Aww, I'll give you a point because I feel sorry for you.
NOT.
-2 points for not sticking up for yourself.

Making a lame, attention whoring stat thread
-3 points.

Your score is: -13, or -15, depending on your response to the kissing statistic.

So yeah, a long way from achieving a 'cool' score.

[Whirlguy]

At 6/15/08 05:34 PM, Picklz wrote: Unrelated bullshit

Here on Newgrounds we judge you by your postcount.
You fucking suck.

[Picklz]

I forgot one thing guys:

The final stat:

I like to beat poor, denfensless kittens to death with a baseball bat

Alright, that should clear up things a bit

[tiquandodo]

I was once in your position too *cough* once.

Drop the plastic men and drop the ego...

then go get laid.

[paintballr]

you my friend are mediocre.

[No36]

At 6/15/08 05:34 PM, Picklz wrote: Ok, i'm probably asking for it, but i want to get rated on a coolness/awesomeness factor.

Here goes. Stats:

I am 14

0 points.

I have had 1 girlfriend

1 point.

I have never been laid or made out

0 points.

I've kissed a few girls a few times

1 point.

I think i'm damn sexy

-3 points.

Most girls think i'm alright

1 point.

I'm considered a funny person Yes, i am!!!

3 points.

I fap once a week

0 points.

I play 40k

0 Points.

I'm about to become a freshman.

0 points.

I sometimes let myself get bullied.

-3 points.

Your Score = 0!
Oops.

[GeraldMcDouglas]

In Ireland everybody has girlfriends

[No36]

At 6/15/08 05:58 PM, Picklz wrote: I forgot one thing guys:

The final stat:

I like to beat poor, denfensless kittens to death with a baseball bat

-3 points because that's stupid.
That leaves you with... -3 points!

[UndeadAtheist]

Rate Me!

I am 13

I have never had a girlfriend

I have never been laid or made out

I've never kissed a girl

Most girls don't really like me

I'm considered a somewhat funny person

I fap once every twp days

I'm about to become a freshman.

[Azutom]

Before I "rate" you, let me ask you two important questions.
How big is your dick, and have you ever had anal sex with a man? *unzips pants*

Thank you for your time.

[snapper5]

what 40k race are you?

[denose2003]

Hey, shut the fuck up, you stupid Freshman.

[Me-Patch]

At 6/15/08 05:34 PM, Picklz wrote: I sometimes let myself get bullied.

Never let yourself get bullied. Never let anyone treat you like anything that you aren't. If you can't stand up for yourself than you are hopeless.