Why do people drink...

[Dobio]

...alcohol...?

When they could drink coffee and Fanta and have BASICALLY the same effect, with NO HANGOVER!

Whee, I'm bouncing off the fucking walls here!

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

Because Fanta doesn't make you attractive to hot babes at a party when you and your home dog broz are playin a game of Madden 09 while listening to Jay-Z

WORD UP N!GG@Z

[FBIpolux]

Coffee tastes like poo -.-

[acez0spad3s]

alchohol doesnt have a hyper effect if thats what your basically saying

[The-Scourge]

Fanta is amazing, and yeah I would ask the same question, but then that would be pointless, so instead I would just leave it for good ol' human stupidity to display an answer.
Some people tell me that it's "fun"...hangovers are fun right?

[Dobio]

lol, I was just saying when I'm hyper I'm just as confident as when I'm drunk, without the bad breath and slurred speech and stumbling around. I thought that was the purpose of getting smashed.

[Haoie]

Alcohol is a depressant.

[Dobio]

At 6/14/08 03:16 AM, Haoie wrote: Alcohol is a depressant.

Yeah, what's more depressing than whiskey dick?

[Short-Factor]

At 6/14/08 03:10 AM, FBIpolux wrote: Coffee tastes like poo -.-

Alcohol tastes like piss.

And anyone who irresponsibly drinks alcohol is a stupid fucking faggot.
It has cost innocent people their lives and I won't forgive drunk drivers for that, when the situation was entirely in their control.

[Meth09]

thats not true at all you dont have problems walking after drinking coffee.. and the drive home is way easier

[peyoteclock]

yeah because coffee and pop equates to liquor.

you have no idea what you're talking about, i drink because it makes me more social and things are funnier that is all.

[EverReady2Kill]

It's a social thing, unlike your so called "Fanta".

[Dobio]

At 6/14/08 03:21 AM, peyoteclock wrote: yeah because coffee and pop equates to liquor.

you have no idea what you're talking about, i drink because it makes me more social and things are funnier that is all.

Yeah, you're right, obviously pop and coffee aren't the same as liquor, all I'm saying is that right now I have more confidence than I would being drunk, because I'm fast on my feet and charming instead of puking.

I get the social thing though.

[HotActionYiffFur]

At 6/14/08 03:23 AM, EverReady2Kill wrote: It's a social thing, unlike your so called "Fanta".

The only way to be social is to drink alcohol. Drinking any other beverage automatically makes the night socially awkward.

You're logic is so flawless.

Idiot.

[Dobio]

I know, I mean, who asks someone out for coffee, that's just WEIRD!

lol

[HotActionYiffFur]

At 6/14/08 03:28 AM, HotActionYiffFur wrote:

At 6/14/08 03:23 AM, EverReady2Kill wrote: It's a social thing, unlike your so called "Fanta".

The only way to be social is to drink alcohol. Drinking any other beverage automatically makes the night socially awkward.

You're logic is so flawless.

Idiot.

Oh my God the irony of my post actually made me mad.

I'm sorry for the use of you're.

Ugh.

[RageVI]

I had my first taste of beer a few weeks ago.

It tasted like carbonated water.

I guess I share the same sentiment as you.

[KrackLzFun]

Caffeine makes me too shakey, alcohol on the other hand...

[Minion777]

Sometimes all I want in my cup is a little water and sugar and a lemon slice on the side thats one size too thin to be of any use to anything else but the pieces of ice who have been crushed to a fine powder because its a hard thing to sip my drink between icebergs cascading and colliding into one another as if they were feudal lords fighting for dominance of an already deal land but im fine for that cause all this drink is is simply that a drink and it it does what I want it to do which is to swell my thirst and satisfy my taste buds no more no less.

[aListers]

At 6/14/08 03:08 AM, Dobio wrote: ...alcohol...?

When they could drink coffee and Fanta and have BASICALLY the same effect, with NO HANGOVER!

Whee, I'm bouncing off the fucking walls here!

fanta? Don't you mean lemonade? Or blackcurrrent juice?

[unowned]

are you getting your drink on

[Ssilver7]

At 6/14/08 03:41 AM, RageVI wrote: I had my first taste of beer a few weeks ago.

It tasted like carbonated water.

That's strange, the first time you have beer its supposed to taste like piss then gradually get better the more often you drink it.

For me when I'm sober I'm generally reserved amongst large groups of people I don't know but after a few drinks the worry of looking like a cock melts away and I act as though I would with my friends. Granted it might be socially retarded but its how society works dammit.

[Enoll]

Silly Dobby....
Next you'll be asking why not everyone wears turtle necks.