Mario.

[megaman12345]

Mario. Without a doubt the greatest video game character ever. Why? Well he always risks his life to save the world and that bitch Peach. He is always making sure his wussy brother Luigi does not die. Mario is without a doubt the most heroic hero ever. Its sad to because he always does all this risking his life, working his ass off and he never gets anything in return besides a kiss from peach or a piece of fucking cake. Why does he always get the short end of the stick?

[Dragoonwing]

He doesn't ask for much, he's the kind of guy that wants a simple life and that's what I like about him, he's not an asshole.

[robattle]

Mario does his job for fun, and mean he's jumping on enemies and shit.

[Gustavos]

Mario's modest. Have you ever seen Mario pissed off besides when he sees Bowser holding Peach captive? Maybe it's because he's italian (unless you beleive the older story of him being from Brooklyn), and italians never ask for anything. We just love to give.

[The37]

Mario is the kind of guy that helps people without asking for a reward.

[NickScott]

Mario is a hero only part-time when Peach is captured!

If you knew anything, he's a totally bad-ass plumber (who probably charges way too much).

[Mike909]

Mario died with the n64. the new mario is just a look a like.

[Klansmen]

mario is cool. he was one of the coolest kids at his high school.

[Sun-Wukong]

At 6/13/08 07:58 PM, Gustavos wrote: ...unless you beleive the older story of him being from Brooklyn...

He's supposed to be an immigrant.

[Arcbound22]

mario rocks, great original idea.

[Dobio]

I always thought the greatest hero was Link. :'(

[MeatMachine]

At 6/14/08 01:37 AM, Dobio wrote: I always thought the greatest hero was Link. :'(

Link is the greatest hero.

[Ssilver7]

You'd think with all that running he does he'd lose some weight.

[PikaTank]

At 6/14/08 01:44 AM, Ssilver7 wrote: You'd think with all that running he does he'd lose some weight.

All the running is done by his stunt double.

[Gustavos]

At 6/14/08 01:44 AM, Ssilver7 wrote: You'd think with all that running he does he'd lose some weight.

But after his adventures he continues to play video games and eat some lovely pasta. I would like to know why he has so much stamina.

[beeryayghost]

My collection of images would like to say otherwise.

[Sticky]

I always thought the only reason he never got any worthwhile reward was because he can't speak English and hence couldn't actually complain when he got bubcus.

[megazario]

MARIO IS INVINCEABLE HE CANT DIE IF HE FOUGHTANY HE WOULD WIM ESPECIALLY LINCOMMON LINK IS A FAG

[ZpLiNtEh]

He's an overweight italian plumber

Yea he's a hero alright

[halofear2]

At 6/13/08 08:23 PM, Mike909 wrote: Mario died with the n64. the new mario is just a look a like.

yep i think thats true

[BlackCookie]

mario IS THE SUPER POWERED OVERWEIGHT PASTA LOVING TOAD RAPING ITALIAN PLUMBER we all love
AND HES A ROCKSTAR

[Dragoonwing]

At 6/14/08 01:43 AM, MeatMachine wrote:

At 6/14/08 01:37 AM, Dobio wrote: I always thought the greatest hero was Link. :'(

Link is the greatest hero.

No he isn't, Mario kicks more ass than him.

[Yoshi43805]

hes just the kind of person that doesnt ask for much

[Yacazuma]

gaiz srsly sonic can raep marios bum srsly lol sonic ROOLS!!!11!!!111!!

[ParadoxVoid]

At 3/5/09 05:19 PM, SuperMarioBrosS wrote: (Sonic fanboyism)

Too bad his games suck though.

[Dr-Worm]

At 6/13/08 07:58 PM, Gustavos wrote: Mario's modest. Have you ever seen Mario pissed off besides when he sees Bowser holding Peach captive? Maybe it's because he's italian (unless you beleive the older story of him being from Brooklyn), and italians never ask for anything. We just love to give.

Actually, the "older story" is the right one, in a way, though he's obviously of Italian descent in either case. When Nintendo was doing voice auditions for Super Mario 64, they had originally intended for Mario to have a gruff Brooklyn accent...until Charles Martinet walked in and began to ramble in that ridiculous, slightly offensive high-pitched Italian accent that we now all know and love.

[Jerich0]

Too bad im not a Nintendo fan boy ive got all the elements of a mario lover. Greesy Italian. Cant stand mario though. Playstation or xbox out does shitty wii graphics anyday.

[SilentCougar]

At 6/14/08 01:53 AM, beeryayghost wrote: My collection of images would like to say otherwise.

What was the point of that?...
Oh, now I get it. That's his reward...

[DroopyA]

It's all a lie... Mario is really a fat homeless naked guy from new jersy who spends most of his day high on PCP terrozing the nighborhood with is crazy visions of monsters from another dimension.

He's been arrested multiple times for trying to squash black toddlers.

He usually pleads the insanity plea which only lands him a few years in jail... of which he's often released early on due to good behavior. Everytime he gets free, he does PCP... so far, he's claimed to have done everything from seige castles to visit outer space...

The PCP also explains his super human strength durring Tennis matches and prison soccer games.

[TheBananaboy]

At 6/13/08 07:37 PM, megaman12345 wrote: Its sad to because he always does all this risking his life, working his ass off and he never gets anything in return besides a kiss from peach or a piece of fucking cake.

Are you saying the cake is an unworthy prize?

What's wrong with you?