Metal Gear Collab (Update)

[Stamper]

Hay all you hot dewdz and cute gurlz!

This is just an update on the Metal Gear Collaboration that we recently organized. First off, we'd like to apologize for the lack of communication and information on this project...we've just been mega busy with all sorts of nonsense lately, but don't worry...the project is running full steam and it's our primary focus until completion! We had planned to release this collab long before MGS4 was released (today, enjoy) but given circumstances, we've decided to do it properly as opposed to slapping any ol' shit together and rushing the release.

Oh, and that said - the collab turnout was an amazing success, even moreso than we had hoped for. We received something like 250 submissions, MOST of which we want to include! After much deliberation, we think we've got a solid gameplan - 2 mega-collabs - released simultaneously within the next few days, so keep your eyeballs peeled, your dicks wet, and your vaginas hard.

Thanks out to EVERYONE who submitted a piece...the final collection of stuff will definitely be a fun watch. Rest assured we're busting ass to get this out ASAP! Oh, and we'll announce the winners soon.

Dip our dicks in marinara and suck em',

- Stamper & Johnny

P.S. A joke to brighten your day:

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
BECAUSE HE FELT CRUMMY!!! what

[blaalb]

first comment.. i hope it turns out well :3

[Adidaas]

Ah, so it turned out successful after all. Well, hopefully it'll be released soon.

[AbsurdRandomness]

i'm intrigued. well, not really.

[F-E-A-R]

...You're not Stamper.

[kokonut10]

Hope it's good. I really hope it's good.

[MrFinland]

Wow that joke saved my life! Thanks Stamper, now I won't shoot myself!

[aldlv]

wow... 2 MG Collabs?
sounds great...

I have a good felling... this will be so amazing
I can't wait XD

[Woodstck]

can wait for it and i loved the joke

[BlackPT]

What do you do to Stamper?

[ismellarat]

I was wondering what was happening with this collab, haven't heard much as of late.

Hooray for MGS4!! Shame I'm too poor to have a ps3.

[SardonicSamurai]

I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FO'EH'VER.

Good to hear. Now when you say "two massive collabs", how long will they be (estimation?) and is it like "the best of" and "the worst of", or something else?

[Coop83]

At 6/12/08 03:18 AM, Stamper wrote: After much deliberation, we think we've got a solid gameplan - 2 mega-collabs - released simultaneously within the next few days, so keep your eyeballs peeled, your dicks wet, and your vaginas hard.

*Drops tea* well, the shock of the announcement has caused me to carry out your request. Not exactly sure why I had to pour a hot beverage over my crotch to keep my dick wet, but oh well.

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

i'm hot for yah baby
i'm a big ol beat

[Zheg]

at least info of MG collab

[Stamper]

At 6/12/08 03:29 AM, SardonicSamurai wrote: I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FO'EH'VER.

Good to hear. Now when you say "two massive collabs", how long will they be (estimation?) and is it like "the best of" and "the worst of", or something else?

Nah, they should be of equal quality - both equally entertaining. Each one should have like, 50 artists in it - so roughly 20 minutes each...ish? There's just too much shit we wanna include and not sweep aside. That said, there's STILL shit we just won't be able to add, due to filesize limitations and the overall length of this mess. It's been pretty hard to get all this shit sorted...hopefully people enjoy it!

[Shadowii2]

TWO Mega-Collabs? NOW I can't seriously wait!

And I sure do feel quite bad for you, that you have been forced to watch that many parts and decide which to use and which not.

Haha, I wonder will you give two prizes for the best shorts from each two ones?
Nah, you don't I guess.

[Redface]

At 6/12/08 03:29 AM, SardonicSamurai wrote: and is it like "the best of" and "the worst of", or something else?

That personally sounds like the optimal choice for epic lulz.

THA DARK LURD COMMANDS IT LOL.

[carbonwater]

Only a few more days, I can't wait.

The tension is killing me.

[SardonicSamurai]

Sounds good :D

I'm just happy to hear news. Ah well, I'll be playin MGS4 tomorrow (er... today) anyway, so I'm all good :D

[chalkley3]

Heh, you've certainly changed your tune.

Well done on pulling it all together though, I can't wait!

[amador10]

Awesome. I'll keep my dick wet for the release.

[madlawyer]

Where did the shitty submissions go? :'(

[KupaMan]

I'm super pumped, but as I install MGS4 right now, I've got to acknowledge that I won't see them for like 4 days. Oh well. I HOPE I MADE IT!

[Molotov]

At 6/12/08 03:18 AM, Stamper wrote:

P.S. A joke to brighten your day:

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
BECAUSE HE FELT CRUMMY!!! what

Win

[JohnnyUtah]

At 6/12/08 03:56 AM, madlawyer wrote: Where did the shitty submissions go? :'(

lets not discuss those

[Aeonstars]

Thanks for the update, guys. Since we waited this long and you're doing two mega collabs, I guess it's safe to assume that most of us who have been whining if we got in or not HAVE gotten in but nonetheless...

I WANT YOU TO START NAMING NAMES!

[LazyMuffin]

Awesome.
So next time you guys plan a big collab just whine a bit and you'll get flooded with animations!

I SURE CAN WAIT.

[Stamper]

At 6/12/08 04:03 AM, LazyMuffin wrote: Awesome.
So next time you guys plan a big collab just whine a bit and you'll get flooded with animations!

I SURE CAN WAIT.

HEY BUDDY FUCK YOU I'VE TOLERATED YOUR SALTY REMARKS FOR LONG ENOUGH

[Gu-rrilla]

At 6/12/08 04:08 AM, Stamper wrote: HEY BUDDY FUCK YOU I'VE TOLERATED YOUR SALTY REMARKS FOR LONG ENOUGH

He's not your buddy, friend!