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At 6/11/08 07:09 PM, MoriChax wrote: My Vagina doesn't need to do these things.
At least it bug me at random times to give it a hug.

you are a man.

If men are so great then why do yall need us so badly???

At 6/12/08 02:08 PM, agustana wrote:

At 6/12/08 01:20 PM, Reapertonn wrote:

At 6/12/08 01:15 PM, Crusher117 wrote: can i hug your vagina?

You and I can keep dreaming about that,Crusher.

Can I hug your cocks? I'd like to establish a one on one emotional friendship with them.

Of course you can,but don't squeeze mine too much.

At 6/12/08 02:13 PM, randomgames wrote:

At 6/11/08 07:09 PM, MoriChax wrote: My Vagina doesn't need to do these things.
At least it bug me at random times to give it a hug.

you are a man.

And where exactly is the proof that she is a he?

At 6/12/08 02:21 PM, Reapertonn wrote:

At 6/12/08 02:08 PM, agustana wrote: Can I hug your cocks? I'd like to establish a one on one emotional friendship with them.

Of course you can,but don't squeeze mine too much.

You just ruined all the fun.

At 6/12/08 02:26 PM, agustana wrote:

At 6/12/08 02:21 PM, Reapertonn wrote:

At 6/12/08 02:08 PM, agustana wrote: Can I hug your cocks? I'd like to establish a one on one emotional friendship with them.

Of course you can,but don't squeeze mine too much.

You just ruined all the fun.

Well I meant don't squeeze it like you want to break it.Damn,I don't have a chance at this...

At 6/11/08 06:12 PM, Rayde101 wrote: If their were any fucking girls on this website, they's bitchslap you right across the face

if you weren't retarded, i wouldn't know

At 6/11/08 06:43 PM, MyMonkey wrote:

At 6/11/08 06:28 PM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote:

At 6/11/08 06:11 PM, MyMonkey wrote: Can you hug your vagina?

If you're enough of a whore...

your vagina would have to step out of your body atleast by 16 cm... not possible for an avarage female to do

Yeah AVERAGE female

At 6/12/08 02:28 PM, Reapertonn wrote: Well I meant don't squeeze it like you want to break it.Damn,I don't have a chance at this...

Hahaaaa.

Dear female, do you enjoy me licking your asshole and then anal fuck you while proceeding to slice your skin off? And force you to shit into a plastic bag when you are nawing of my throbbing cock?

At 6/12/08 02:35 PM, killerjeff wrote: Dear female, do you enjoy me licking your asshole and then anal fuck you while proceeding to slice your skin off? And force you to shit into a plastic bag when you are nawing of my throbbing cock?

o; Helllo sexy!

At 6/12/08 02:49 PM, agustana wrote:

At 6/12/08 02:35 PM, killerjeff wrote: Dear female, do you enjoy me licking your asshole and then anal fuck you while proceeding to slice your skin off? And force you to shit into a plastic bag when you are nawing of my throbbing cock?

o; Helllo sexy!

Hey. . .

No they can't do that. Their Vaginas are good for 2 things:

Sex

and dictating your life.

Can they piss standing up with their vaginas?

ok i may not be a girl but i find this threat sexist against girls(but wat the fuck ill join in too :D

At 6/12/08 03:03 PM, Ganon-Dorf wrote: Can they piss standing up with their vaginas?

Only when we take showers.

At 6/11/08 06:12 PM, Rayde101 wrote: If their were any fucking girls on this website, they's bitchslap you right across the face

In that case, *bitchslap*.

At 6/11/08 06:14 PM, Slayer3751 wrote:

At 6/11/08 06:12 PM, Rayde101 wrote: If their were any fucking girls on this website, they's bitchslap you right across the face

That's why he says it on the internet. If he said it in real life, girls would be standing in a line to bitch-slap him in the face

With their vaginas. And purses, filled with makeup.

At 6/11/08 06:11 PM, MyMonkey wrote:

Just thinking...

Weeeeeeelll you have no boobs so boo to you.

At 6/11/08 06:12 PM, Rayde101 wrote: If their were any fucking girls on this website, they's bitchslap you right across the face

:With their vagina's?

Yeah, that would be a lipslapXD

At 6/12/08 01:19 PM, doberman7 wrote: What are these things you call. . . "Females"?

the ther sex that you stick you other head in side of her.

At 6/11/08 06:11 PM, MyMonkey wrote:

Dear Males

Can you rub my corns?
Can you not fart?
Can you not burp?
Can you stop pouring yourself with the shit AXE?
Can you tuck that Penis in?...it looks so unorderly sticking out like that! like Florida!
Can you try not to stare?
Can you get out of the bushes?
can you get out of my room?
can you-

At 6/12/08 04:21 PM, Sawke wrote:

At 6/11/08 06:11 PM, MyMonkey wrote:

Dear Males

Can you rub my corns?
Can you not fart?
Can you not burp?
Can you stop pouring yourself with the shit AXE?
Can you tuck that Penis in?...it looks so unorderly sticking out like that! like Florida!
Can you try not to stare?
Can you get out of the bushes?
can you get out of my room?
can you-

yes dear, i'd love to make sweet love to you(L)!!!

Srry, just felt like i HAD to finish that last sentence...

I guess this topic is kinda stereotypical isn't it??

Replace vagina with penis and all the answers would be yes..

At 6/12/08 04:24 PM, Nikenick wrote: Replace vagina with penis and all the answers would be yes..

lol

pshhhh. thats kinda funny i guess... no we cant.

pshhhhhhhhhhhhh i am a girl

I don't care if a Vagina can't do those things. They are still Kissable. And Lickable. And Edible. And etc.

Hell yeah.. c this guy knows whats up hahahahah.,,