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Forum Topic: Increase in obese women every year

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Posted at: 6/10/08 10:13 PM

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In about 30 years (if we live that long and don't find a cure for obesity, which we won't) there will be so few non obese women without any STDs that men will have to murder their boyfriends for a chance with them. Imagine a school where 9.5/10 women is a fat, annoying whale (better man the harpoons). The hallways will be impossible to get through and the fat women will be like carnivores at lunch, taking everything except the vegetables and fruits. Whenever you bump into a fat woman in the hall or happen to have a fat woman sitting under the clock in the classroom while you are looking at it and they notice you, they will get the idea you are checking them out and will be annoying you all year (better carry a portable harpoon gun at all times).

Imagine a world full of fat women, where they are so fat and ugly that you would rather die a virgin. And the only good looking women are snatched up by rich 70 year old men or those big black rape-you-in-the-ass pimps who are dating all the good looking girls in the school at once. And with all the men resorting to raping the good looking women, most of them are contaminated with STDs and some will commit suicide (however this also eliminates a large amount of men compeating for women as they will be capped by the pimps or get life in jail). Men will aim to get the good looking women pregnant in hopes that this will encourage them to marry them.

The reason for this is simple, the genes which cause obesity are almost always dominent over genes that give you a high matabolism (however there can be some exceptions as a very small number of the genes that make a human skinny are dominent over some obesity genes), meaning if a skinny person has sex with a fat person, even if that fat person is anorexic and/or bohlemic, the child will be fat (also black genes have dominence over other genes but thats a topic for another day), however men, being more physically active than women, burn more calories and loose more weight so they will not be as fat. So with each generation there will be more fat people, however much MUCH more fat women.

The only solutions are maning the harpoons and causing genocide of the obese, inbreeding (resulting in the lulz of the suffering of fat women who are in denial and trying to convince themself a rich good looking man will come along and love them for their personality, which the fat women fail to reconize is also shit since most of them are whiney bitches who think they should get whatever they want and think they are good singers), destruction of all fast food companies and forcing everyone to go on a diet (however there will still be a few women that are obese because of other genetic disorders, they will have to be killed), preventing fat people from breeding which would be done by the removal of ovaries and the nuetering of males. Remember, only you can prevent the creation of fat women.

MAN THE HARPOONS MEN, WE ARE GOING WHALEING.

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They're all black.


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At 6/10/08 10:15 PM, The-Prince-Of-Idiots wrote: They're all black.

In 300 years almost everyone will be black (thanks to those fucked up dominent genes), but there is an extremely large amount of fat white women, who are more noticable than fat black women because the fat white women will come up to you and annoy you for food because they have very few friends (who are usually fat so they can't bum food from them), the obese women of other races usually have skinny friends of that race (until they eat them)... or are too poor to afford food.

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most of obesity is not because of genes. its because people are lazy fuckheads thats can't get enough of their mcdonald's and never move off their couch. there is a reason why people in colorado (one of the most physically active states in the usa) are significant;y thinner than other states.

and the only "cure" for obesity is getting off your fat ass and doing something.

As I bit into the nectarine, it had a crisp juiciness about it that was very pleasurable - until I realized it wasn't a nectarine at all, but A HUMAN HEAD!


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At 6/10/08 10:21 PM, JewSoCrazy wrote: most of obesity is not because of genes. its because people are lazy fuckheads thats can't get enough of their mcdonald's and never move off their couch. there is a reason why people in colorado (one of the most physically active states in the usa) are significant;y thinner than other states.

and the only "cure" for obesity is getting off your fat ass and doing something.

Lazyness is caused by genes which affect your brain (thought process, ect), those genes are what makes you too tired to get off your ass and always do what requires less effort. They are passed on aswell. If those genes do not happen to be passed on they can be taught through a parents behavior.

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At 6/10/08 10:13 PM, peepee45 wrote: A bunch of ageist,racist,weightist, and sexist shit.

Predictions of doom like this are worst case scenario, AKA bullshit.

You imagined a school scenario, the only way you'd have to deal with this is if you hadn't graduated by then (I wouldn't be surprised, maybe they'll let you stay passed 26.)

Anyway obesity is stretching it, they may have a lil' bit of curve on 'em, but who cares? Assuming in 30 years you can find a wife to meet your anorexic standards.

lulz, OP's post is just so horribly thought out.

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Then move to San Francisco! Where currently, there are barely any obese women here. I would say there is barely any obese girls at my school.


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so you're saying that it just so happens that a really low percentage of people in colorado this "laziness gene" and its just lucky that they all happen to be in a place with a plethora of things you can do outside that are enjoyable? yeah, granted genetics has some impact on weight because of metabolism and such, but the biggest thing is lifestyle. active lifestyle = thin. nonactive = fatass

As I bit into the nectarine, it had a crisp juiciness about it that was very pleasurable - until I realized it wasn't a nectarine at all, but A HUMAN HEAD!


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this post is too obese for me to read
or my eyes are too obese to want to read

im obese.
ohgod. X[

at least i dont have STI's

not STD's anymore, kiddo

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At 6/10/08 10:35 PM, JewSoCrazy wrote:

:such, but the biggest thing is lifestyle. active lifestyle = thin. nonactive = fatass

You make a very good point there sir. Also, nice alias, it made me chuckle. However I do feel sorry for some overweight people. The ones who aren't annoying and whiny, the ones that actually TRY to get in better shape, or that they're fat because they eat when they're depressed.

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This is a good thing. It means retards like the OP won't pass on their idiot genes to the next generation.


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i totally agree, there are plenty who are trying but can't and i do feel sorry for them to an extent, but they let themselves get to that point in the first place, so i have a hard time feeling too sorry for them. i mean, if i ever start getting even pudgy, i plan on making big lifestyle changes so i don't get fat. but maybe thats just me.

As I bit into the nectarine, it had a crisp juiciness about it that was very pleasurable - until I realized it wasn't a nectarine at all, but A HUMAN HEAD!


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You are just chock full of bullshit arn't you.
I need some info on lesbians help me out here buddy.

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At 6/10/08 11:29 PM, djmrules wrote: You are just chock full of bullshit arn't you.
I need some info on lesbians help me out here buddy.

Imagine a school full of fat lesbians... Ugh... When they give head they will end up eating eachother.

Most lesbians are ugly fat women with STDs (Or STIs, whatever the hell you call em -.-). So they must resort to having sex with women like themselves. Don't believe what you see in pornos.

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At 6/10/08 10:16 PM, H-K-S wrote: It'll be like dead rising. Slow, stupid, and vicious voreaphiles everywhere.

Don't forget the framerate occasionaly dropping.

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Wow....They need 2 stop eating mcdonalds or somethin!


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At 6/11/08 08:11 AM, XxBishop999xX wrote: Wow....They need 2 stop eating mcdonalds or somethin!

McDonalds ruined the world!

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At 6/11/08 09:13 AM, wiips36 wrote:
At 6/11/08 08:11 AM, XxBishop999xX wrote: Wow....They need 2 stop eating mcdonalds or somethin!
McDonalds ruined the world!

And raped our children!

What you will see in ten years -McDonalds has joined with the catholic church to create the most suitable eating environment for children.

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And then a huge eating disorder epidemic strikes.


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You said something about a cure for obesity? There is no cure but diet and exercise. Also, Nauru has a population of 94% overweight people. That's a problem bigger than the one presented here.

At 6/10/08 10:15 PM, The-Prince-Of-Idiots wrote: They're all black.

O RLY?!

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that is honestly one of the most disgusting things i have ever seen

As I bit into the nectarine, it had a crisp juiciness about it that was very pleasurable - until I realized it wasn't a nectarine at all, but A HUMAN HEAD!


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At 6/12/08 02:04 PM, Objection wrote: I predict a diet!

THEY SHALL NEVAR DIET!

Fatasses just keep gettin fatter...

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plz plz i don't wanna be found dead under a fat chick's flap!

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we should make an island for all the fat people to go on and be fat together!!!


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It's gonna end up like that game Battletanx...

only with fat chicks

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