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so i am new to newgrounds, but my friend told me it was a great site to ask the questions that my friends laugh at me for (i know theire just jealous). So as i was saying i just saw this chick... she keeps on making fun of me because well i dont grow hair on my arms and all yet (yes i know, who the fuck grows hair on their limbs) she still smiled that day when she was bending for her books and i totaly saw her asscrack. I could have looked at my gf but i totally turned as she walked by, towards that asscrack and after she stood up and caught me staring she smiled in my direction. Now i have like the biggest boner and i cant get it down i jacked off for like the past 5 min and now i finally came and i still cant get it down. Come on guys help me!

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Leave, and never cum back.

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Look for fat naked lady porn, that'll turn you off OR look for pictures of penis surgery gone wrong.

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got o a shocksite, you dick probably cant handle the pictures

FUCKING EPIC THREAD

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Posted at: 6/10/08 09:08 AM

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Look at this article.
Your dick will run and hide.

Bananabreadmuffin and his godly 30k post. I need flash artists.Yes, i win. Yes, you fail. No, you may NOT kiss me. Yes, you may suck my dick.

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At 6/10/08 09:04 AM, Be-Easy wrote: Leave, and never cum back.

was the cum part a pun?

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Dont post Im new threads. NGers will flame you for it. Make a blog post instead.

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At 6/10/08 09:14 AM, GoForthAndDie wrote: Dont post Im new threads. NGers will flame you for it. Make a blog post instead.

but blogging is the kinda stuff that like the loosers in our school do... open forums are soo much cooler... and besides noone reads my blog anyways

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At 6/10/08 09:07 AM, S1303 wrote: got o a shocksite, you dick probably cant handle the pictures

Mine can!

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At 6/10/08 09:07 AM, S1303 wrote: got o a shocksite, you dick probably cant handle the pictures

Wow, a shocksite is kind of like viagra for me!

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Gtfo my internets

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Conceal it!

It's just 3 inches to conceal, after all.

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