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Posted at: 6/9/08 03:30 PM

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i can talk to girls but som i just cant i dno wat 2 say so i need som advice on how 2 talk girls

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At 6/9/08 03:30 PM, l33t-l3m0n wrote: i can talk to girls but som i just cant i dno wat 2 say so i need som advice on how 2 talk girls

First tip, speak in proper English.

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Every girl is different, so you can't expect all of them to like the way you talk to them.


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Ask her the things she likes.

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Pretend they have a penis.

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You are either an idiot or desperate to approach NG for advice on girls...

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At 6/9/08 03:30 PM, l33t-l3m0n wrote: i can talk to girls but som i just cant i dno wat 2 say so i need som advice on how 2 talk girls

Be less of a freaking moron. You freaking 11 or something?


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At 6/9/08 03:31 PM, FeindishDemon wrote:
At 6/9/08 03:30 PM, l33t-l3m0n wrote: i can talk to girls but som i just cant i dno wat 2 say so i need som advice on how 2 talk girls
First tip, speak in proper English.

Second tip, dont ask a bunch of computer nerds (not me) for girl advice.

(Obvious reasons)

Yeaaaa...I kinda gave up Newgrounds -_-

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Talk about stuff you like. That way, you'll get the girl's opinion on such stuff, therefore you'll have a rough idea of whether or not a relationship between you and said girl will work out.

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At 6/9/08 03:33 PM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote: Pretend they have a penis.

Works like a charm.

Thats the reason why its hard for me to talk to girls ._.

Angry? Post here!

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love me ._.

girls

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At 6/9/08 03:35 PM, Netting wrote: love me ._.

Love that girl.

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At 6/9/08 03:34 PM, americanidiot2f wrote:
At 6/9/08 03:33 PM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote: Pretend they have a penis.

Works like a charm.
Thats the reason why its hard for me to talk to girls ._.

Well, from my experience, opening a conversation with the question "How many penises do you have?" is a great way to start up conversation.

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Second tip, dont ask a bunch of computer nerds (not me) for girl advice.

(Obvious reasons)

u sayin ppl on newgrounds are computer nerds then y u use it?

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At 6/9/08 03:30 PM, l33t-l3m0n wrote: i can talk to girls but som i just cant i dno wat 2 say so i need som advice on how 2 talk girls

Is your name related to www.lemon party.org?

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At 6/9/08 03:37 PM, l33t-l3m0n wrote:

Second tip, dont ask a bunch of computer nerds (not me) for girl advice.

(Obvious reasons)
u sayin ppl on newgrounds are computer nerds then y u use it?

Oh HE"S not a computer nerd, just every single other person who sues the site apparently.

Stereotypically ass.

Treat the girls like actual people. Just talk to them like you would your friends, try to get an interesting conversation going.


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At 6/9/08 03:37 PM, l33t-l3m0n wrote:

Second tip, dont ask a bunch of computer nerds (not me) for girl advice.

(Obvious reasons)
u sayin ppl on newgrounds are computer nerds then y u use it?

He's not saying all NG users are computer nerds, hence the 'not me' in brackets.
And, as someone earlier said, type properly. It's 'you', not 'u'. It's 'why', not 'y'. It's 'people', not 'ppl'.

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Just talk like talking to anyone else


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At 6/9/08 03:38 PM, spamup99 wrote:
At 6/9/08 03:30 PM, l33t-l3m0n wrote: i can talk to girls but som i just cant i dno wat 2 say so i need som advice on how 2 talk girls
Is your name related to www.lemon party.org?

no never heard of that site before i just made my the name my self

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At 6/9/08 03:43 PM, l33t-l3m0n wrote:
At 6/9/08 03:38 PM, spamup99 wrote:
At 6/9/08 03:30 PM, l33t-l3m0n wrote: i can talk to girls but som i just cant i dno wat 2 say so i need som advice on how 2 talk girls
Is your name related to www.lemon party.org?
no never heard of that site before i just made my the name my self

nooo you didnt, cmon... tell us. Where did you Actually steal it from?

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At 6/9/08 03:46 PM, Orange-Jews wrote:
At 6/9/08 03:43 PM, l33t-l3m0n wrote:
At 6/9/08 03:38 PM, spamup99 wrote:
At 6/9/08 03:30 PM, l33t-l3m0n wrote: i can talk to girls but som i just cant i dno wat 2 say so i need som advice on how 2 talk girls
Is your name related to www.lemon party.org?
no never heard of that site before i just made my the name my self
nooo you didnt, cmon... tell us. Where did you Actually steal it from?

No, he genuinely did make it up himself. Know why I know? If you're going to steal something, you're going to steal something valuable. When's the last time you heard of someone nicking dog shit?

You won't like Rucklo when he's angry.
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just talk to them, last I checked, they're humans to, and if you do talk to a girl, let her talk AT you, not TO you, because they'll stammer on and on about the same damn thing

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At 6/9/08 03:46 PM, Orange-Jews wrote:
At 6/9/08 03:43 PM, l33t-l3m0n wrote:
At 6/9/08 03:38 PM, spamup99 wrote:
At 6/9/08 03:30 PM, l33t-l3m0n wrote: i can talk to girls but som i just cant i dno wat 2 say s
nooo you didnt, cmon... tell us. Where did you Actually steal it from?

lol i did

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Take an english class maybe?

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Talk normally. Be cool, seem as if you dont care when youre trying to hook up. And if youre ugly then youre fucked (not literally). Just make the laugh and youve got them. First become friends at school. Then do stuff within a group outside of school but focus your attention on her. And then you just do stuff just you two. Invite her over. Ask for a hug. Make your move.

Thats my plan anyway.

Whatever you do dont "ask her out" just out of the blue. Thats asking for rejection.

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Go out sometime, you'll pick it up naturally. If you're normal and not a social recluse.

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At 6/9/08 03:31 PM, FeindishDemon wrote:
At 6/9/08 03:30 PM, l33t-l3m0n wrote: i can talk to girls but som i just cant i dno wat 2 say so i need som advice on how 2 talk girls
First tip, speak in proper English.

That's what I was going to say.

But you made me laugh.

Do not take the above post seriously.

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At 6/9/08 03:34 PM, Zombie-Shark wrote:
At 6/9/08 03:31 PM, FeindishDemon wrote:
At 6/9/08 03:30 PM, l33t-l3m0n wrote: i can talk to girls but som i just cant i dno wat 2 say so i need som advice on how 2 talk girls
First tip, speak in proper English.
Second tip, dont ask a bunch of computer nerds (not me) for girl advice.

(Obvious reasons)

Excuse me?

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