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[nsfw] Burnzoid's Real Birthday Jun. 8th, 2008 @ 03:09 PM Reply

Today marks a monumental occasion in the history of the Universe, as the beloved, legendary user finally turns over to the age of 18. His depraved acts of sexuality promiscuity are known throughout the putrid depths of Newgrounds and he is an astounding figure of a man that all of you aspire to be like.

Let us celebrate his Eighteenth birthday in a style fitting that of an Olympian God such as himself. Here's to Burnzoid, tactician of COD4, fryer of chicken, molester of women and hero to Newgrounds.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BURNZOID!

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Response to [nsfw] Burnzoid's Real Birthday Jun. 8th, 2008 @ 03:11 PM Reply

It's, it's beautiful....

I think I love you Willi, this thread has got my perverted sexual seal of approval.


I did it for the lulz:

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Response to [nsfw] Burnzoid's Real Birthday Jun. 8th, 2008 @ 03:12 PM Reply

At 6/8/08 03:09 PM, WilliWowza wrote:Here's to Burnzoid, tactician of COD4, fryer of chicken, molester of women and hero to Newgrounds.

Don´t forget ´man who tried his own semen´!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BURNZOID!

Happy Birthday Burnzoid!!!!

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Response to [nsfw] Burnzoid's Real Birthday Jun. 8th, 2008 @ 03:20 PM Reply

Happy birthday Mr. Sammy, mighty is he, Sammy Ababwa! Strong as 10 regular men, definitely! He faced the galloping hordes! A hundred bad guys with swords! Who sent those goons to their lords? Why Prince Sammy!

He's got seventy five golden camels!
Purple peacocks, he's got 53!
When it comes to exotic type mammals!
Has he got a zoo?
I'm telling you, it's a world class managerie!

Prince Sammy! Handsome is he, Sammy Ababwa
That physique! How can I speak
Weak at the knee
Well, get on out in that square
Adjust your vein and prepare
To gawk and grovel and stare at Prince Sammy!

etc etc.

Also nice picture Willi, but Fort Squidward is an American in joke. You didn't fill out the forms to use it. We may take legal action I'm afraid.

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Response to [nsfw] Burnzoid's Real Birthday Jun. 8th, 2008 @ 03:21 PM Reply

Sing us a song, Burnzoid.

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Response to [nsfw] Burnzoid's Real Birthday Jun. 8th, 2008 @ 03:22 PM Reply

Burnzoid, you silly, silly man, I hope that turning 18 doesn't make you grow up in the least little bit.

Have a good birthday and try not to get arrested.


I'm gonna go back to my room and be awesome.
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Response to [nsfw] Burnzoid's Real Birthday Jun. 8th, 2008 @ 03:22 PM Reply

At 6/8/08 03:20 PM, 36Holla wrote: Also nice picture Willi, but Fort Squidward is an American in joke. You didn't fill out the forms to use it. We may take legal action I'm afraid.

I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS

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Response to [nsfw] Burnzoid's Real Birthday Jun. 8th, 2008 @ 03:22 PM Reply

happy birthdaypoop

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Response to [nsfw] Burnzoid's Real Birthday Jun. 8th, 2008 @ 03:22 PM Reply

So is it really his birthday this time? He's had 3 birthdays this week.


What is real. What is an illusion.

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Response to [nsfw] Burnzoid's Real Birthday Jun. 8th, 2008 @ 03:23 PM Reply

Did Robotnik shave?

Oh, and Happy Anniversary of Your Vaginal Expulsion.

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Response to [nsfw] Burnzoid's Real Birthday Jun. 8th, 2008 @ 03:24 PM Reply

At 6/8/08 03:22 PM, WilliWowza wrote:
At 6/8/08 03:20 PM, 36Holla wrote: Also nice picture Willi, but Fort Squidward is an American in joke. You didn't fill out the forms to use it. We may take legal action I'm afraid.
I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS

Oh that pictures too much. Just take your Squidward and go quickly. I'll get the lawyers off the case.

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Response to [nsfw] Burnzoid's Real Birthday Jun. 8th, 2008 @ 03:29 PM Reply

shut up holla fjsdkaasdjfasd

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Response to [nsfw] Burnzoid's Real Birthday Jun. 8th, 2008 @ 03:29 PM Reply

*Note the Halo 3 Rocket Race reference*


I did it for the lulz:

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Response to [nsfw] Burnzoid's Real Birthday Jun. 8th, 2008 @ 03:36 PM Reply

OH MY GOD GUYZ!

Never stops being awesome.


I'm gonna go back to my room and be awesome.
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Response to [nsfw] Burnzoid's Real Birthday Jun. 8th, 2008 @ 03:37 PM Reply

burn how many times did you have to swallow to get so white teeth

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Response to [nsfw] Burnzoid's Real Birthday Jun. 8th, 2008 @ 03:38 PM Reply

looks like a hell of a time


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Response to [nsfw] Burnzoid's Real Birthday Jun. 8th, 2008 @ 04:45 PM Reply

Hmmm.

The birthday thread is late.

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Response to [nsfw] Burnzoid's Real Birthday Jun. 8th, 2008 @ 04:50 PM Reply

Happy Birthday, you big chiselled hunk.


Release your inner crazy.

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Response to [nsfw] Burnzoid's Real Birthday Jun. 8th, 2008 @ 04:52 PM Reply

Haha. Nice picture.

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Response to [nsfw] Burnzoid's Real Birthday Jun. 8th, 2008 @ 05:33 PM Reply

What a suck up


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Response to [nsfw] Burnzoid's Real Birthday Jun. 8th, 2008 @ 07:09 PM Reply

At 6/8/08 05:33 PM, RobRob15 wrote: What a suck up

Thanks.


I did it for the lulz:

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Response to [nsfw] Burnzoid's Real Birthday Jun. 8th, 2008 @ 07:34 PM Reply

Happy legal porn day.

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Response to [nsfw] Burnzoid's Real Birthday Jun. 9th, 2008 @ 12:59 PM Reply

At 6/8/08 07:34 PM, NeonFlame126 wrote: Happy legal porn day.

Legal porn?


I did it for the lulz:

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