[nsfw] Burnzoid's Real Birthday

[WilliWowza]

Today marks a monumental occasion in the history of the Universe, as the beloved, legendary user finally turns over to the age of 18. His depraved acts of sexuality promiscuity are known throughout the putrid depths of Newgrounds and he is an astounding figure of a man that all of you aspire to be like.

Let us celebrate his Eighteenth birthday in a style fitting that of an Olympian God such as himself. Here's to Burnzoid, tactician of COD4, fryer of chicken, molester of women and hero to Newgrounds.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BURNZOID!

[Burnzoid]

It's, it's beautiful....

I think I love you Willi, this thread has got my perverted sexual seal of approval.

[Life-Stream]

At 6/8/08 03:09 PM, WilliWowza wrote:Here's to Burnzoid, tactician of COD4, fryer of chicken, molester of women and hero to Newgrounds.

Don´t forget ´man who tried his own semen´!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BURNZOID!

Happy Birthday Burnzoid!!!!

[36Holla]

Happy birthday Mr. Sammy, mighty is he, Sammy Ababwa! Strong as 10 regular men, definitely! He faced the galloping hordes! A hundred bad guys with swords! Who sent those goons to their lords? Why Prince Sammy!

He's got seventy five golden camels!
Purple peacocks, he's got 53!
When it comes to exotic type mammals!
Has he got a zoo?
I'm telling you, it's a world class managerie!

Prince Sammy! Handsome is he, Sammy Ababwa
That physique! How can I speak
Weak at the knee
Well, get on out in that square
Adjust your vein and prepare
To gawk and grovel and stare at Prince Sammy!

etc etc.

Also nice picture Willi, but Fort Squidward is an American in joke. You didn't fill out the forms to use it. We may take legal action I'm afraid.

[TacticalShoe]

Burnzoid, you silly, silly man, I hope that turning 18 doesn't make you grow up in the least little bit.

Have a good birthday and try not to get arrested.

[WilliWowza]

At 6/8/08 03:20 PM, 36Holla wrote: Also nice picture Willi, but Fort Squidward is an American in joke. You didn't fill out the forms to use it. We may take legal action I'm afraid.

I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS

[poop]

happy birthdaypoop

[36Holla]

At 6/8/08 03:22 PM, WilliWowza wrote:

At 6/8/08 03:20 PM, 36Holla wrote: Also nice picture Willi, but Fort Squidward is an American in joke. You didn't fill out the forms to use it. We may take legal action I'm afraid.

I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS

Oh that pictures too much. Just take your Squidward and go quickly. I'll get the lawyers off the case.

[poop]

shut up holla fjsdkaasdjfasd

[Burnzoid]

*Note the Halo 3 Rocket Race reference*

[TacticalShoe]

OH MY GOD GUYZ!

Never stops being awesome.

[poop]

burn how many times did you have to swallow to get so white teeth

[Onepiece285]

looks like a hell of a time

[BananaBreadMuffin]

Hmmm.

The birthday thread is late.

[Lucy]

Happy Birthday, you big chiselled hunk.

[PinballWizard976]

Haha. Nice picture.

[RobRob15]

What a suck up

[Burnzoid]

At 6/8/08 05:33 PM, RobRob15 wrote: What a suck up

Thanks.

[NeonFlame126]

Happy legal porn day.

[Burnzoid]

At 6/8/08 07:34 PM, NeonFlame126 wrote: Happy legal porn day.

Legal porn?