Fuck you all suicide show jumpers!

[Trinidex]

You know the ones I mean?

The ones that go out in public all 'depressed' and want to kill themselves, get up on a bridge or a tall building and threaten to jump, holding up traffic for HOURS. Wasting media coverage and money only to be talked down in the end by some jerkoff with a megaphone.

No, fuck you all.

These cunts don't even KNOW what it means to be depressed, they think they're sad and they go make a big palava out of committing suicide, and then they are APPLAUDED when they get talked down!? What the fuck? They should be arrested and fined for wasting police time.

Someone who's truly depressed. Who is actually serious about ending their own life WOULD lock themselves away, leave a note perhaps, and hang themselves, or overdose. These are the people that need help.

If you were depressed and wanted to DIE, you WOULDN'T take the effort to climb up on a bridge, and wait for a fucking CROWD TO GATHER, unless you were more concerned about press than about what's wrong with you.

This is a short rant, but to conclude. Fuck you you stupid fucking suicide jumpy cunts who think they're all that because they threaten to kill themselves in public. YES sometimes they are depressed, and YES sometimes they do it. BUT a giant FUCK YOU ALL to the ones that stay up there for hour, and are then talked down. Then commended and applauded. Then paid to share their story with the tabloids.

Bastards.

[uhnoesanoob]

Yeah, at least jump for my entertainment, don't jip me at the end.

[LordZeebmork]

Why not just get them pushed down? Overpopulation is a big problem, you know.

[Movieguy48]

I agree with you completely. If they were truly depressed they wouldn't go through a public "show" of it.

[lawlmaster]

I hate them too. they should be thrown off a cliff, or shot in the face by Arabs.( not the good arabs the bad ones like the Hamas and the other fucked up terrorist groups.)

[killslasher]

Yeah, I find it kind of annoying too. They KNOW they're not going to do it, and they start attention whoring too. You put that a slight bit harshly, but, what you're saying, is definately true.

[HungarianSupermarket]

At 6/8/08 12:11 PM, AdairTishler wrote: only an idiot commits suicide by jumping

if you hit the ground wrong, which is likely, then you'll die a horrible death

yeah, in fact a lot of people die from suicide.

wait, what?

[Trinidex]

At 6/8/08 12:13 PM, HungarianSupermarket wrote:

At 6/8/08 12:11 PM, AdairTishler wrote: only an idiot commits suicide by jumping

if you hit the ground wrong, which is likely, then you'll die a horrible death

yeah, in fact a lot of people die from suicide.

wait, what?

I think he's just saying that you rarely die an instant death by jumping, and unless you land directly on your neck you'll probably just break a load of bones and bleed to death in agony for a few minutes.

[NickScott]

I've always wondered...

Would the impact of jumping off the highway into the river below kill you? You could dive or cannon-ball.

Yes of course, trying to swim back to shore would be hard.

[Sp1r1T]

At 6/8/08 11:56 AM, LordZeebmork wrote: Why not just get them pushed down? Overpopulation is a big problem, you know.

China Is Doomed now you said that.

[Senri]

Who the FUCK are you to say they aren't depressed, do you know everyone's background?
Do you know if they suffer a terrible disease or if their entire family is dead?
There are people that go to do that for attention, but there truly are people who are depressed in the world that don't live in third world countries. And the people that truly are depressed don't call the cops, their family/friends who read the suicide note and get their before they jump call. A passerby calls.

[Orange-Jews]

At 6/8/08 11:56 AM, LordZeebmork wrote: Why not just get them pushed down? Overpopulation is a big problem, you know.

No its not.

[Rohedin]

The next time that happens just push them off and get it over and done with.

[Trinidex]

At 6/8/08 12:34 PM, Senri wrote: Who the FUCK are you to say they aren't depressed, do you know everyone's background?

Lol nope, but I did say there's exceptions, chill out ¬_¬

Do you know if they suffer a terrible disease or if their entire family is dead?

Nope, again, briefly addressed.

There are people that go to do that for attention, but there truly are people who are depressed in the world that don't live in third world countries.

When did I mention third world countries? I'm talking about people who make a song and dance about jumping off a city building or a bridge...

And the people that truly are depressed don't call the cops, their family/friends who read the suicide note and get their before they jump call. A passerby calls.

This sentence doesn't make sense to me, sorry. A suicide note is usually written, and left on a desk or whatever. Then mentally ill person kills self, or leaves and kills self. Family/friend(s) finds corpse w/ accompanying note, or the note and doesn't find the body as it's elsewhere.

Notes aren't given to the living and then the person goes off to kill themselves.

[Infinite-one]

At 6/8/08 12:41 PM, Orange-Jews wrote:

At 6/8/08 11:56 AM, LordZeebmork wrote: Why not just get them pushed down? Overpopulation is a big problem, you know.

No its not.

If there isn't even enough WATER to go around, then yes it is.