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If she was a bit drunk, there's a good chance that the alcohol played a part in her bitching, don't you think?.

Why do favors for girls?

Girls are just like guys, when it comes to comfort.

We all seek comfort/ someone to do everything for us.

If you're ALWAYS helping a girl out, she won't like you; try to play hard to get, while letting her, just subtly, know you want to have sex with her (or a lapdance, in your case. :P)

Don't let the GIRL get in control of your COCK.

At 6/4/08 12:09 AM, blazer133 wrote: Dude, if what some thing like that, you have to work your way to it, talk to her, go out with her, have a SMALL relationship, then ask for a lap dance, and in the next few days dump her.

Well brownies take a couple of hours at most, if he's going to put all that much time and effort into it he might as well ask for that blow job as well.

At 6/4/08 12:07 AM, SleepyFox wrote:

Girlfriend cheats on you, steals your money, car, never see her again, enjoy your loneliness and heart break.

Nah I have a more caring girlfriend than that!

I don't believe the things you people are saying. If you actually believe these things than you aren't deserving of a girlfriend or a wife. Women are beautiful creatures deserving of recognition for the important work they do. Albiet there are certain women not deserving of respect because they don't respect themselves but come on. A lap dance for brownies is absurd.

This story is fucking hilarious.

We're not all like that..

Nope.

We're all equal.

I don't give women any slack.

If she doesn't look better than me, she's not getting any special treatment; so she better look like Eva Longoria, or fuck it.

At 6/4/08 12:14 AM, Gagsy wrote: We're not all like that..

yeah, gagsy would suck dick upfront for some cupcakes! :D

At 6/4/08 12:14 AM, Gagsy wrote: We're not all like that..

Exactly! But could you say that a little slower and sexier, and maybe jiggle a little?

At 6/4/08 12:17 AM, denose2003 wrote: Nope.

We're all equal.

I don't give women any slack.

If she doesn't look better than me, she's not getting any special treatment; so she better look like Eva Longoria, or fuck it.

Eva Longoria was hot until she seemed to "turn" completely white for that "Sex in The City" movie, before she was completely tan like Jennifer Lopez now she's even whiter than an albino polar bear.... yea, that works.

At 6/4/08 12:14 AM, sentinalh wrote: I don't believe the things you people are saying. If you actually believe these things than you aren't deserving of a girlfriend or a wife. Women are beautiful creatures deserving of recognition for the important work they do. Albiet there are certain women not deserving of respect because they don't respect themselves but come on. A lap dance for brownies is absurd.

Don't worry about it, dude. People like to joke around on Newgrounds a lot, it can be offensive at times but if you just relax and learn to take a joke every once in a while you'll actually have some fun and maybe laugh a couple of times. Once you've been on sites such as Encyclopedia Dramatica or 4Chan this place will look like fucking Disney Channel.com

At 6/4/08 12:17 AM, denose2003 wrote:

If she doesn't look better than me, she's not getting any special treatment; so she better look like Eva Longoria, or fuck it.

Do you really base everything on physical appearance? Cause if you do then I feel sorry for you.

At 6/4/08 12:17 AM, pHuXxXB0xX wrote:

At 6/4/08 12:14 AM, Gagsy wrote: We're not all like that..

yeah, gagsy would suck dick upfront for some cupcakes! :D

Lol, that's so fucking funny.

At 6/3/08 11:45 PM, ZyklonB wrote: you;re a creep for begging for a lap dance, how much of a loser do you have to be to follow a girl around begging for shit like that,

Hey he made the bitch brownies and she said she would!

ya sucks ,but she just wants the browneys[dont now how to spell=p]but uh what achool was it?
by the whay tie ro get her drunk......then forget the lap dance and just do it with her...if shes drunk
[idc if its wrong!!]

Everyone bases everything on physical appearance; if the bitch ain't lookin' good and washing her feet, she better get the fuck out of my house, or she can lick me like a lollipop.

At 6/4/08 12:17 AM, wwwyzzerdd wrote:

Exactly! But could you say that a little slower and sexier, and maybe jiggle a little?

Excuse me while I pick my nose.

At 6/3/08 09:50 PM, Silent-G wrote: I've realized that if your going to do any kind of favor for a girl and you're getting something out of it, you have to get what your getting out of it before you do the favor for her, unless you trust her.

so don't do that