Today I was walking to my house and I saw a chav. I could tell he was a chav because he was wearing a cap. He came up to me and asked me for the time, he must have been making some joke about the length of my hair, I tell you, I don't take things like that lightly.
An hour later I saw him again, so I hid behind a wheelie bin and started shouting rude comments about his dead mother. He didn't see me so I threw a brick at him and ran like fuck.
I sure showed him who was boss!