Forum Topic: Damn those chavs! Damn them all!

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Posted at: 6/3/08 03:06 PM

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Today I was walking to my house and I saw a chav. I could tell he was a chav because he was wearing a cap. He came up to me and asked me for the time, he must have been making some joke about the length of my hair, I tell you, I don't take things like that lightly.

An hour later I saw him again, so I hid behind a wheelie bin and started shouting rude comments about his dead mother. He didn't see me so I threw a brick at him and ran like fuck.

I sure showed him who was boss!


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Posted at: 6/3/08 03:28 PM

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At 6/3/08 03:06 PM, VeinDigger wrote: I could tell he was a chav because of the pixels and having seen numerous chavs in my lifetime.

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The U.S. doesn't have chavs.

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At 6/3/08 03:29 PM, The-evil-bucket wrote: The U.S. doesn't have chavs.

Each country has it's own version

Britain: Chavs
America: Gangstas
Italy: Mafia

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Posted at: 6/3/08 03:34 PM

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Thats horrible! How could you??! He just asked for the time..

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At 6/3/08 03:31 PM, SloppyMoe606 wrote:
At 6/3/08 03:29 PM, The-evil-bucket wrote: The U.S. doesn't have chavs.
Each country has it's own version

Britain: Chavs
America: Wiggas
Italy: French people

That's more like it.

But I loled at the story.

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At 6/3/08 03:31 PM, SloppyMoe606 wrote: America: Gangstas

They're called "wiggers" here.

And why do the British hate chavs so much? It's just their lifestyle, get over it. Stop getting your panties in a twist, as you Brits say. Oh hahaha, I crack myself the bloody hell up.


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At 6/3/08 03:31 PM, SloppyMoe606 wrote:
At 6/3/08 03:29 PM, The-evil-bucket wrote: The U.S. doesn't have chavs.
Each country has it's own version

Britain: Chavs
America: Gangstas
Italy: Mafia

No no no, chavs are too unorganised to be the equvialnt of gangsters. England has gangsters, I guess chavs are more like thugs in the U.S.

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Arent chavs hilarious nowadays?

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At 6/3/08 03:31 PM, SloppyMoe606 wrote:
At 6/3/08 03:29 PM, The-evil-bucket wrote: The U.S. doesn't have chavs.
Each country has it's own version

Britain: Chavs
America: Gangstas
Italy: Mafia

"Chav" implies a wanna-be gansta.

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At 6/3/08 03:39 PM, Achilles2 wrote:
At 6/3/08 03:31 PM, SloppyMoe606 wrote: America: Gangstas
They're called "wiggers" here.

And why do the British hate chavs so much? It's just their lifestyle, get over it.

How can we!? Their hair doesn't even reach past their chins! They dont listen to hardcore death metal! Some of them SMOKE!

How can people like this be accepted in a society such as ours? It is a sick and twisted perversion of nature!


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At 6/3/08 03:39 PM, Achilles2 wrote:
At 6/3/08 03:31 PM, SloppyMoe606 wrote: America: Gangstas
They're called "wiggers" here.

And why do the British hate chavs so much? It's just their lifestyle, get over it. Stop getting your panties in a twist, as you Brits say. Oh hahaha, I crack myself the bloody hell up.

actually we dont say 'stop getting your panties in a twist' we say
'dont get ure knickers in a twist..

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At 6/3/08 03:39 PM, Achilles2 wrote: And why do the British hate chavs so much? It's just their lifestyle, get over it. Stop getting your panties in a twist, as you Brits say. Oh hahaha, I crack myself the bloody hell up.

It's because they interfere with other people's 'lifestyle' and are a public nuisance. That good enough to get my panties in a twist? Because it's fucking annoying.

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I really don't like those damn chavs, think they're so coolwith their burberry clothings and their expensive clothes and their damn attitude and their accent


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Everyone Hates Chavs... They're Like... The New Emo or Something...


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OMG how can you guys diss English chavs? We ist well kewl so shut uuuuhhhp!!

Damn those chavs! Damn them all!

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wanna-be gangsters=wangsters??? =(


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All this talk of panties is making me excited.
Oops. I just got a little too excited.


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At 6/3/08 03:31 PM, SloppyMoe606 wrote:
Italy: Mafia

They're the real deal though! They will chainsaw you to pieces, put you in a trunk, and send it to your family!

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At 6/3/08 03:39 PM, Achilles2 wrote: And why do the British hate chavs so much? It's just their lifestyle, get over it.

They are a burden on society. They roam the streets in groups attacking (and sometimes murdering) innocent people. They steal anything that isn't tied down. They are abusive towards people like me. They make Britain a horrible place to live, and it doesn't help that the government refuses to do anything about it.

Stop getting your panties in a twist, as you Brits say.

No we don't.

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