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No boss has ever given me a harder time in the Mega Man series than Quick Man. It wasn't actually him as a boss, it was his fucking level. Once I got to the guy I destroyed him because I had beaten all other bosses and by default had the weapon he was weak against. His level, on the other hand, caused me nothing but pain and frustration.

I was only a kid when I first played this game, so that has a lot to do with how difficult it was for me. I've played Mega Man in recent years and had no problem getting past his level, but as a child Quick Man's level was nothing less than traumatic. In fact, I blame all of the problems I have today on the post traumatic stress disorder that Quick Man has given me.

The only choice is that miserable excuse for a half-decent human being, Pokey Minch. What a douche. Even Giygas gets some sympathy out of me, but Pokey? He's just an asshole for being an asshole's sake.

dimitri and jimmy pegorino.d-bags.work for dimitri,he kills your cool cousin,kill dimitri,jimmy kills your girlfriend..that game really screws you.oh yeah,the darkness,from the darkness.you could have saved jenny,but it just had to be an asshole.

Pokey or Porky whatever you want to call him, he's from Earthbound and he's the biggest douche I've ever read about.

I can't WAIT for a game where you get to kill shop owners and steal their shit.

Called Morrowind/Oblivion/ many other games. :D

goldmen form house of the dead 2

Any video game villian with a devastating attack that doesn't miss.

well, people have said pretty much everything, so, mmm, i dont know, castlevania dawn of sorrow its pretty good to me, and any game with a good hack 'n' slash action :D

At 6/3/08 03:17 PM, Flak wrote: RIVAL BLUE would like to battle!

Agreed.
What a bastard.

Kratos from God of War. He lets that captain guy fall plummet down a Hydra's esophagus and bangs his women and takes his ship. He also kills a lot, and he lets a lot of humans die in the game. He's only on the adventure for tits, obviously. Count 'em.

Walter Sullivan - Silent Hill 4

Seriously stop fucking chasing me you cunt! >=(

I really hate Vlad and Dimitri from GTAIV also Porky from Earthbound what a fat fuck.

The Nemesis in Rsident Evil 3.
The first time you play that game he' a merciless machine.
Everytime you think it's safe to concentrate on the next puzzle, bam- he's chasing your ass like Michael Jackson in a 6th grade locker room.

Two pages without the mention of Sephiroth. It's a fuckin' miracle. But, while I'm here, I may as well get it over with.

i vote 4 sefaroth cuz he iz fukin ghey

also bowzer u cant leve him out also cuz he iz ghey lul

Cortana. Oh wait, it's biggest assHOLE? well then, Dimitri from GTA 4.

Master Chief!

Navarro from Uncharted. The fucking prick betrays his boss, still tries to kill you and even Elena.
He's a fucking asshole.
But I love him because he's me as a spaniard.

Fuckin' Akuma in Super Street Fighter 2 Turbo.... frustrating.

One name.
Loden.
His game? Lair. I know that the majority of you will not have played it, and that same majority of you will think it sucks for no reason. But it's a decent game. But in it, you will meet the biggest asshole ever.

Loden's atrocities:
*Murdered his commanding officer and the leader of his country. Because they wanted to sign a peace treaty between them and an enemy that he had never fought.
*Assumed command and made everyone murder without hesitation.
*Tortured a dragon to try to make it submit to him.
*Bombed an entire city to rubble.
*Murdered EVERY SINGLE ONE of its inhabitants.
*Killed innocent women and children who sought refuge in a temple.
*Stabbed his former comrade and killed his dragon.
*Started riding the largest dragon in the game to make his balls feel big, I suppose.
*Killed his former friends and allies by crushing them with METEORS.

Thankfully, in the level before the last you get to kill the bastard by stabbing him right in the forehead and kicking him literally millions of feet to his death.

Duke Nukem, yeah he's an asshole...

At 6/4/08 05:26 PM, Maverick-Alex wrote: Duke Nukem, yeah he's an asshole...

An AWESOME asshole.

I always thought Gary from Pokemon was a fucking prick.

At 6/3/08 04:06 PM, poxpower wrote: You're literally the only thing standing between them and total annihilation and they're still selling the best weapons for a million dollars.

The racoons on the pier on delfino plaza sell you shine sprites for blue coins.

THEY WERE KEEPING THE SHINE SPRITES THAT HELP LIGHT UP THEIR FUCKING ISLAND FOR NO GOOD REASON >:(

At 6/4/08 05:29 PM, Centurion-Ryan wrote:

At 6/4/08 05:26 PM, Maverick-Alex wrote: Duke Nukem, yeah he's an asshole...

An AWESOME asshole.

There's no rule in that, so yeah you're right...

the brown horse in that bad barbie game. he bit me!

Head-shot-dan

He woudl literally frag 100 times in a row and when he got headshot himself, he would take his pc/PS2/3 and take it to the garage and through it on the cement floor and yell and scream out loud. thats all I heard.

At 6/4/08 05:38 PM, SlipperyMooseCakes wrote: I always thought Gary from Pokemon was a fucking prick.

I always named Gary "Gaywad" :D

At 6/4/08 09:52 PM, Rebel-V-Elite wrote:

At 6/4/08 05:38 PM, SlipperyMooseCakes wrote: I always thought Gary from Pokemon was a fucking prick.

I always named Gary "Gaywad" :D

Too bad Gary is the anime character.
"Blue" is the 'real' name of the rival in the games.

At 6/4/08 06:40 PM, xxxdestructionxxx wrote: the brown horse in that bad barbie game. he bit me!

That must have hurt.

The Giant Enemy Crab in Genji 2.

C'mon, I had to do another Crab joke; considering how much Genji 2 DID suck, it has become the ultimate meme.

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