Biggest video game asshole.

[Rebel-V-Elite]

Who do you think is the biggest asshole out of all the video games? For me, I think its 343 guilty spark.

[Jayblin]

Uncle Paulie, NOO!

LEAVE JENNY ALONE NOOAHGHAFAOOO.

[Zombified]

At 6/3/08 03:21 AM, Jayblin wrote: Uncle Paulie, NOO!

LEAVE JENNY ALONE NOOAHGHAFAOOO.

Agreed, what a fuckin' ass.

[averageroadkill]

At 6/3/08 03:21 AM, Jayblin wrote: Uncle Paulie, NOO!

LEAVE JENNY ALONE NOOAHGHAFAOOO.

Agreed, and that game was fucking amazing.

[Jaketheclonetrooper]

At 6/3/08 03:44 AM, averageroadkill wrote:

At 6/3/08 03:21 AM, Jayblin wrote: Uncle Paulie, NOO!

LEAVE JENNY ALONE NOOAHGHAFAOOO.

Agreed, and that game was fucking amazing.

Agreed. I think The Darkness is a bit underrated.

The biggest video game asshole is Gravemind from Halo.

[Flak]

RIVAL BLUE would like to battle!

[Lopas1]

Evil otto is a big assole >:(

[sirbobsalot2]

OBJECTION!

Prosecture Von Karma (the old guy) is a big asshole, he shot someone because they beat him!

Must of had childhood problems...

[The-Hitman]

Norman from F.E.A.R.

That son of a bitch.

[CaptainChip]

At 6/3/08 02:55 AM, Rebel-V-Elite wrote: Who do you think is the biggest asshole out of all the video games? For me, I think its 343 guilty spark.

You have to admit, in Halo 3, 343 did help the humans alot.

I think Volgin from MGS3 was an asshole. He killed a bunch of his own guys.

[poxpower]

Any shop owner in any game where you're saving their city/world/country or whatever.

You're literally the only thing standing between them and total annihilation and they're still selling the best weapons for a million dollars.

I can't WAIT for a game where you get to kill shop owners and steal their shit.

[Aliensandwich]

At 6/3/08 04:06 PM, poxpower wrote: Any shop owner in any game where you're saving their city/world/country or whatever.

You're literally the only thing standing between them and total annihilation and they're still selling the best weapons for a million dollars.

I can't WAIT for a game where you get to kill shop owners and steal their shit.

It's called Oblivion.

[TheJamoke]

At 6/3/08 03:42 PM, Jezuz wrote: The guy on the left on pong. Prick has an unfair advantage.

In Pong, isn't the paddle on the left Player 1?

Still, lol.

At 6/3/08 04:06 PM, poxpower wrote: Any shop owner in any game...

Too true. After "buy/don't buy" options there should always be a "shake 'em down" button.

[iMini]

Too many to name...

Dimitri from GTA IV
343 GS from Halo
The Council from Mass Effect
Saren from Mass Effect

[IrishGun]

You don't know the meaning of asshole until you've met Dorlan.

[LTmatt]

At 6/3/08 03:21 AM, Jayblin wrote: Uncle Paulie, NOO!

LEAVE JENNY ALONE NOOAHGHAFAOOO.

Yeah, I know.
That was some wah-jah shit.

[Go10]

Richard Wellington from phoniex wright 2. nuff' said.

[kokonut10]

Andrew Ryan from Bioshock. He's eeeeeeeevvil!

[KillerCRS]

My character in KOTOR II.

Oh, you need this medicine? I'll just sell it.

[Onizero]

At 6/3/08 05:39 PM, kokonut10 wrote: Andrew Ryan from Bioshock. He's eeeeeeeevvil!

Dr. Nefarious

[lolomfgisuck]

At 6/3/08 04:36 PM, Aliensandwich wrote:

I can't WAIT for a game where you get to kill shop owners and steal their shit.

It's called Oblivion.

Also, Fallout.

But doing it in Fallout might cause a massive city wide fight where you're forced to kill everybody in town, or die. But if I remember correctly, it is possible to sell your shit, take the money, kill the guy, take your shit back plus the shit he has for sale and leave.Just be prepared to run and kill a few hookers in the process.

[Rebel-V-Elite]

At 6/3/08 03:21 AM, Jayblin wrote: Uncle Paulie, NOO!

LEAVE JENNY ALONE NOOAHGHAFAOOO.

I remember his last words were something like "Fuck you asshole", lol.

[Maverick-Alex]

We all know this one....

[simon]

At 6/3/08 04:36 PM, Aliensandwich wrote:

At 6/3/08 04:06 PM, poxpower wrote:

It's called Oblivion.

It's called Fable.

[Gustavos]

At 6/3/08 05:43 PM, Onizero wrote:

At 6/3/08 05:39 PM, kokonut10 wrote: Andrew Ryan from Bioshock. He's eeeeeeeevvil!

Dr. Nefarious

I'm replaying that game for a seventh time right now. And Dr. Nefarious is an asshole. He plans to take out Ratchet's homeland of Veldin.

But in a realistic sense of video game assholes, no. He's a much more comical villain with all his screwups and his problem with his head.

[Wegra]

At 6/3/08 06:52 PM, Maverick-Alex wrote: We all know this one....

Wait... Thats not Porky is it? Man I hate that Fat Fuck.

[snapper5]

At 6/3/08 06:56 PM, simon wrote:

At 6/3/08 04:36 PM, Aliensandwich wrote:

At 6/3/08 04:06 PM, poxpower wrote:

It's called Oblivion.

It's called Fable.

in fable it was easier to get the bandits to follow you, go into the town and let them all go at the same time (on good aligned clothes) they would beat the shit out of the owner, and then fight all the guards outside, letting you skip and frolic and steal as you wish

[uzimaki320]

Chudley, that stuck-up wad of ass who runs the Castle Town Shop in Legend of Zelda, Twlight Princess.

[DirtySyko]

This piece of shit, posted below.

No boss has ever given me a harder time in the Mega Man series than Quick Man. It wasn't actually him as a boss, it was his fucking level. Once I got to the guy I destroyed him because I had beaten all other bosses and by default had the weapon he was weak against. His level, on the other hand, caused me nothing but pain and frustration.

I was only a kid when I first played this game, so that has a lot to do with how difficult it was for me. I've played Mega Man in recent years and had no problem getting past his level, but as a child Quick Man's level was nothing less than traumatic. In fact, I blame all of the problems I have today on the post traumatic stress disorder that Quick Man has given me.

[Dr-Worm]

The only choice is that miserable excuse for a half-decent human being, Pokey Minch. What a douche. Even Giygas gets some sympathy out of me, but Pokey? He's just an asshole for being an asshole's sake.