If you were hitler

[ForumNazi]

And you were already in power, what would you do?
Lets say it was the year 1937 or 1938

[Rebel-V-Elite]

Kill a couple of Jews.

[Harmonik]

Masturbate.

[CryogenChaos]

Force every non-Jewish citizen of Germany to grow the exact same mustache as I.

Failure to do so results in immediate sentancing to the camps.

Have fun, Germans.

[BEC3]

Fire all the sadists, get Germany back on track economically (that was the problem in the first place), drop the Nazi/Aryan ideals, search for the Ark of the Covenant, mess with Indiana Jones. You know, the usual.

[Rebel-V-Elite]

At 6/3/08 02:34 AM, BEC3 wrote: ...search for the Ark of the Covenant, mess with Indiana Jones. You know, the usual.

and get your face turned into liquid?

[CryogenChaos]

At 6/3/08 02:34 AM, BEC3 wrote: Fire all the sadists, get Germany back on track economically (that was the problem in the first place), drop the Nazi/Aryan ideals, search for the Ark of the Covenant, mess with Indiana Jones. You know, the usual.

Don't forget giving Mr. Jones your autograph!

I loved that part in the movie.

[Jonas]

Finally get that art degree that I couldn't get.

That turtle and pirate are hard to draw.

Maybe finish that book I was writing.

Also start a band.

[SILKS]

At 6/3/08 02:46 AM, Jonas wrote: Finally get that art degree that I couldn't get.

That turtle and pirate are hard to draw.

Maybe finish that book I was writing.

Also start a band.

i hope it is a great book you are doing.

[Cyberdevil]

At 6/3/08 02:30 AM, ForumNazi wrote: And you were already in power, what would you do?
Lets say it was the year 1937 or 1938

I'd kill as many innocent people as possible, then undergo heavy plastic surgery, fake my own death, and live happily ever after in Hawaii for the rest of my days.

[SILKS]

At 6/3/08 02:52 AM, Cyberdevil wrote:

At 6/3/08 02:30 AM, ForumNazi wrote: And you were already in power, what would you do?
Lets say it was the year 1937 or 1938

I'd kill as many innocent people as possible, then undergo heavy plastic surgery, fake my own death, and live happily ever after in Hawaii for the rest of my days.

that is a phycotic dream you have. if i have been hitler i would have make the world safe, get rid of starvation and make sure that no one ever lives on the street. it is to many who lives on the street right now selling drugs to get some money for food or booze. a real leader should lead people to a golden age. but we all know that hitler was horny on his mom and dad.

[rifledark1]

Get the hottest female Jews from training camp and give them a little anal punishment :)

[Lotus]

At 6/3/08 02:46 AM, Jonas wrote: Finally get that art degree that I couldn't get.
That turtle and pirate are hard to draw.
Maybe finish that book I was writing.
Also start a band.

Hey! Don't forget, the dry cleaning still has yet to be taken care of!

[morlockcleric]

hmmm take over germany make it clean and safe. Not kill jews... hmmm not start ww2... ahhh lets see help allies in japan. And not do the bad bad thing with his niece. Ya that covers about everything terrible he did.

[simple-but-sandy]

I would invade Poland and kill a few (million) Jews

Who can see that going wrong

[Syphinox]

I'd invade Iraq!

[Elios]

At 6/3/08 02:33 AM, CryogenChaos wrote: Force every non-Jewish citizen of Germany to grow the exact same mustache as I.

Failure to do so results in immediate sentancing to the camps.

Have fun, Germans.

Actually, they could do that rather easily. Jews are naturally very hairy creatures (even the women).

If i was Adolf Hitler, i would conquer the following
1.) Iraq
2.) Italy
3.) Greece
4.) United States (minus Alaska and Hawaii, those places are useless)
5.) China

With those major locations under control, i, Hitler, could forge a worldwide goverment superpower. No Jews allowed.

[In-Out]

I'd continue raising the economic prosperity of Germany to an even higher level and contine showing my middle finger to the Allies without resorting to war(which defineatly was his biggest mistake)

[EverReady2Kill]

If I was Hitler I would be over 18/21, so I would get fucking wasted by german beer.

[toastofwar6789]

Id go to Disney land! Woo Hoo!

[BloodShit]

murder stalin and invent nukes

[CcZero]

At 6/3/08 02:38 AM, CryogenChaos wrote:

At 6/3/08 02:34 AM, BEC3 wrote: Fire all the sadists, get Germany back on track economically (that was the problem in the first place), drop the Nazi/Aryan ideals, search for the Ark of the Covenant, mess with Indiana Jones. You know, the usual.

Don't forget giving Mr. Jones your autograph!

I loved that part in the movie.

That and making everybody I don't like walk around naked. And all women have to be naked too...
And I'd probably be naked too if you catch my drift... ;)

[Apophic]

Invade a few places.

[Kiddmeizter]

I'd Party on.

[LordZeebmork]

I would take over Europe, starting with France, moving to Spain, Britain, Italy, and then the millions of little countries between Germany and Ukraine. Then I would probably take over Russia, all those other fun countries and some parts of Asia and Africa before using all of the resources from the countries to attack Canada, and the United States from there.

The only reason Germany lost in World War II was because Hitler was an incredibly shitty strategist.

[The-evil-bucket]

At 6/3/08 02:46 AM, Jonas wrote: Finally get that art degree that I couldn't get.

That turtle and pirate are hard to draw.

Maybe finish that book I was writing.

Also start a band.

Ha ha, yeah. Hitler wanted to be a great artist. Applied to several colleges, but no one liked him.

And he did finish that book.

[LordZeebmork]

At 6/3/08 06:44 AM, The-evil-bucket wrote: Ha ha, yeah. Hitler wanted to be a great artist. Applied to several colleges, but no one liked him.

He hated Jews because the art college he wanted to get into was in a mostly Jewish town.

emo.

[Siblau]

At 6/3/08 04:21 AM, Elios wrote: 4.) United States (minus Alaska and Hawaii, those places are useless)

Hold onn there, Alaska isnt useless? It has loads of oil deposits, which u can sell to fund ur empire or drive ur tanks

[mynameisnotSANDY]

At 6/3/08 06:57 AM, Siblau wrote:

At 6/3/08 04:21 AM, Elios wrote: 4.) United States (minus Alaska and Hawaii, those places are useless)

Hold onn there, Alaska isnt useless? It has loads of oil deposits, which u can sell to fund ur empire or drive ur tanks

yeah, it's not like people want to ever go to hawaii either. jeez.
and it was the first battleground of WWII for the United States military because it's useless. having a place to refuel and resupply shit in the middle of the ocean means nothing.

[Senwashere]

By 1937, if i were hitler, i'd be the fuhrer of Germany by then. Well I'd think differently about the Jews and get on with the Nazi stuff. You know, make Germany a great country starting from the late 1930s... no WW2. But if Stalin starts the war, he's got something coming for him