here's my favorite.
"There must be some kinda way out of here." said the Joker to the Thief.
"Theres too much confusion I cant get no relief"
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"No reason to get excited," the thief he kindly spoke.
"There are many here among us who feel that life is but a joke"
Here's some others.
"I can lead a nation with a microphone."
"What is love!?"
"All American, what? Nothing better to do? Why don't you kick yourself out you're an immigrant too."
"All I wanted was a Pepsi."
"KICK OUT THE JAMS MOTHER FUCKER!"
"I'm taking time out for a fight game... yeah, and I'm going one on one with who I'd like to be..."
"I can make love to you baby, in five minutes time. Aint that a man?"
"TRAGDOR!!!!"
"Now in darkness world stop turning. Ashes where the bodies burning. No more war pigs have the power. And does god has struck the hour. Day of judgment - god is calling - underneath the war pigs crawling, begging mercy for their sins.... Satan laughing spreads his wings."
"...And the white night is talking backwards, and the red queen is 'off with her head!' Remember, what the door mouse said! 'Feed your head!! Feed your head!!!!!'"