So Kurt Cobains Ashes Got Stolen

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So Kurt Cobains Ashes Got Stolen 2008-06-01 13:36:29 Reply

What does NG think of this?

THE music world was In Bloom-in' shock last night after hearing that the ashes of grunge god KURT COBAIN have been PINCHED!

I can also reveal that the wife of the NIRVANA legend, COURTNEY LOVE, is said to be "suicidal" after finding Kurt's remains missing from her Hollywood home.

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Response to So Kurt Cobains Ashes Got Stolen 2008-06-01 13:38:05 Reply

At 6/1/08 01:36 PM, cookie-monsta1 wrote: I can also reveal that the wife of the NIRVANA legend, COURTNEY LOVE, is said to be "suicidal" after finding Kurt's remains missing from her Hollywood home.

Publicity stunt.

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Response to So Kurt Cobains Ashes Got Stolen 2008-06-01 13:38:20 Reply

At 6/1/08 01:36 PM, cookie-monsta1 wrote: COURTNEY LOVE

Who?

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Response to So Kurt Cobains Ashes Got Stolen 2008-06-01 13:39:24 Reply

If by "missing" you mean "snorted" then I think his crazy wife did it

Just like how she killed him

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Response to So Kurt Cobains Ashes Got Stolen 2008-06-01 13:39:44 Reply

At 6/1/08 01:38 PM, Life-Stream wrote: Publicity stunt.

If it is then she's a dumbass, if it isnt then thats kinda creepy...
Going around stealing peoples remains. O.o

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Response to So Kurt Cobains Ashes Got Stolen 2008-06-01 13:39:48 Reply

At 6/1/08 01:36 PM, cookie-monsta1 wrote: What does NG think of this?

THE music world was In Bloom-in' shock

You can hear him turning in his grave, not that he's in one.

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Response to So Kurt Cobains Ashes Got Stolen 2008-06-01 13:40:16 Reply

huh....yeah.

uummm, who would want ashes...good luck selling it on ebay..?

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Response to So Kurt Cobains Ashes Got Stolen 2008-06-01 13:40:48 Reply

At 6/1/08 01:38 PM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote:
At 6/1/08 01:36 PM, cookie-monsta1 wrote: COURTNEY LOVE
Who?

Kurt's wife.

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Response to So Kurt Cobains Ashes Got Stolen 2008-06-01 13:42:06 Reply

At 6/1/08 01:36 PM, cookie-monsta1 wrote: "suicidal"

attention whore.

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Response to So Kurt Cobains Ashes Got Stolen 2008-06-01 13:42:18 Reply

At 6/1/08 01:40 PM, mwmike wrote:
At 6/1/08 01:38 PM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote:
At 6/1/08 01:36 PM, cookie-monsta1 wrote: COURTNEY LOVE
Who?
Kurt's wife.

He was being sarcastic and funny

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Response to So Kurt Cobains Ashes Got Stolen 2008-06-01 13:48:04 Reply

ZOMG A DEAD GUY THAT WAS POPULAR AT ONE TIME GOT STOLEN. I normally wouldn't care, but if that hideous Courtney Love died from it, then all the better.

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Response to So Kurt Cobains Ashes Got Stolen 2008-06-01 13:49:32 Reply

At 6/1/08 01:36 PM, cookie-monsta1 wrote: What does NG think of this?

I really couldn't care less. Kurt Cobain is to rock as Tupac is to rap - good, but way overrated.

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Response to So Kurt Cobains Ashes Got Stolen 2008-06-01 15:02:29 Reply

Courtney probably snorted it.

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Response to So Kurt Cobains Ashes Got Stolen 2008-06-01 15:03:54 Reply

At 6/1/08 01:36 PM, cookie-monsta1 wrote: What does NG think of this?

THE music world was In Bloom-in' shock last night after hearing that the ashes of grunge god KURT COBAIN have been PINCHED!

I can also reveal that the wife of the NIRVANA legend, COURTNEY LOVE, is said to be "suicidal" after finding Kurt's remains missing from her Hollywood home.

i'm indifferent

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Response to So Kurt Cobains Ashes Got Stolen 2008-06-01 15:07:05 Reply

Doubt it. Cant believe Kurt was kept in a pink teddy bear.

I fucking hate euphemism.

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Response to So Kurt Cobains Ashes Got Stolen 2008-06-01 15:07:37 Reply

Meh I am not a big fan of Nirvana. I think its just some kid that broke and thought it would make him a bad ass to steal those remains.

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Response to So Kurt Cobains Ashes Got Stolen 2008-06-01 15:15:09 Reply

well courtney love is fuckin hideous so i couldnt give 2 shits if she killed herself or not

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Response to So Kurt Cobains Ashes Got Stolen 2008-06-01 15:15:34 Reply

Oh well...

Ashes are ashes..

If it was his corpse, than id care..

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Response to So Kurt Cobains Ashes Got Stolen 2008-06-01 15:16:37 Reply

Someone is preparing a satanic ritual to reincarnate Kurt Cobain is what's going on.

Get ready for some zombie assault on Hollywood.

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Response to So Kurt Cobains Ashes Got Stolen 2008-06-01 15:18:40 Reply

This is gonna be funny

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Response to So Kurt Cobains Ashes Got Stolen 2008-06-01 15:20:07 Reply

It's just typical of The News Of The World to add stupid, annoying puns played on the songs that Nirvana made. Whoever wrote that article should get a better job because they're shit at it.

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