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I just got back from a ranch about 4 houses away from mine looking for a job and I got it. I will be doing odd jobs around the ranch like shoveling horse shit, Cutting grass, and anything else she wants me to do. the pay was not really discussed but if I make $5 a day I will be happy to have a job. So wish me luck newgrounds I am now working on a ranch which I think by definition makes me a cowboy. :3

Also HOLY SHIT HORSES HAVE HUGE DICKS!!!

So I got a job Newgrounds

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At 6/1/08 12:06 PM, InsaneZane wrote:

Also HOLY SHIT HORSES HAVE HUGE DICKS!!!

Have fun with that.

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,,, 5$ a day? Usted no hace mucho el dinero...

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At 6/1/08 12:07 PM, e-lord wrote:
At 6/1/08 12:06 PM, InsaneZane wrote:
Also HOLY SHIT HORSES HAVE HUGE DICKS!!!
Have fun with that.

Way too many subtle hints in that scentence.

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lol sounds like...SHIT its not really gonna be fun unless u like shit like that

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At 6/1/08 12:06 PM, InsaneZane wrote: if I make $5 a day I will be happy to have a job.

Wow, you're aiming high here :\

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At 6/1/08 12:06 PM, InsaneZane wrote:
Also HOLY SHIT HORSES HAVE HUGE DICKS!!!

Wow... No shit?

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I never saw a horse dick it freaked me out. Also I am sure I will make over $5 a day but what I was saying was I am happy to have a job

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5 dollars a fucking day? You're satisfied with that? :\

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At 6/1/08 12:06 PM, InsaneZane wrote: I make $5 a day

If you live in the USA, I hope you know that they're paying you $2 less than minimum wage. You're happy about being treated like a Mexican farm working from the 1800's?

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At 6/1/08 12:31 PM, Achilles2 wrote:
At 6/1/08 12:06 PM, InsaneZane wrote: I make $5 a day
I hope you know that they're paying you $2 less than minimum wage.

And even then, it's $7 per hour, not day...

Should've been able to edit my post dammit

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For the last time guys I was trying to explain I am happy to have a job if I get paid 5$ FUCK that job

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At 6/1/08 12:43 PM, InsaneZane wrote: For the last time guys I was trying to explain I am happy to have a job if I get paid 5$ FUCK that job

What?!

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At 6/1/08 12:06 PM, InsaneZane wrote: if I make $5 a day I will be happy to have a job.

Wow...Thats...
Is it really worth it for that low pay??

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At 6/1/08 12:16 PM, InsaneZane wrote: I never saw a horse dick it freaked me out. Also I am sure I will make over $5 a day but what I was saying was I am happy to have a job

Congrats on the job. Pretty funny how horses have that huge of a dick. But still, man I wish I had your job. But, congrats on it!

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Congratulations on getting the job and good luck.

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Horses have amazing dicks, but yeah, good luck with that.

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Wow!! Who knows what you could do with 5$?

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At 6/1/08 02:36 PM, Kagoe wrote: Wow!! Who knows what you could do with 5$?

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$5 a day? no,no,no I could understand $5 an hour maybe but a fucking day?!? You're aiming way to low to even support yourself there!

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Dude that's awful, you should work 5$ an hour, not a day...

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NO FUCKING WAY!!! 5 HOLE dollars!?

you could buy a french fry and a small drink with that! Or a lolly pop!!!

work for more money or its not worth it unless you don't care for money and just love what you do there.

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hope you like the horse dicks

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You'll be thinking of quitting once they run out of garbages and you have to eat the horse shit.

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So you make almost 80% less than minimum wage?

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5 dollars a day!?

God i love Washington..

8.07 an hour, minimum wage

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At 6/1/08 03:21 PM, totaln00b wrote: 8.07 an hour, minimum wage

I thought it was $7?

In that case, what's Walmart still doing open?

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Lol you guys are fucktards. He already explained himself twice. It was just an expression for the fact that he loves the job so much he would be happy if they payed him a low amount. He then corrected himself saying he would actually quite hate it if he only got paid $5 a day.

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At 6/1/08 02:36 PM, Kagoe wrote: Wow!! Who knows what you could do with 5$?

He could buy your mom for an evening.

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Five bucks, and horse dicks? Damn, gotta get me soma dat.

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