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At 10/13/03 11:28 AM, MagicalMusicalPox wrote:

At 10/13/03 11:13 AM, BootlegJones wrote: Holy shit!!! A mod just made a pointless topic! The 12th sign of the apocolipes! Repent!

Hey, don't be a XVII

I'm not "being" anybody. I was immitating those people who were making a big deal of this topic.

ok, on the one side, rules should apply universally. but on the other, i've never been big fan of rules and am all for leniency in all its forms. this thread being an example, why should anyone give a flying fuck what someone posts? no on MAKES you click the link or read the thread, but also people shouldnt be banned for posting a "spam response".

now on to the REAL issue: If Ron Jeremy can make it, we all can.

Why? Did some guy beat you to a role in porno?
Better yet..Why are you paying that much close attention to the "males" in the movies?

At 10/13/03 01:39 PM, Lethias wrote:
now on to the REAL issue: If Ron Jeremy can make it, we all can.

Ron Jeremy still has a relatively larger dick...he's just fat.

lock this post?

From what I understand, uglier/smaller men get the women payed better, so they go for jobs with the ugly ones simply because they make more money that way.

This is one of the most BS threads I've ever read...

Instead of talking about spam, why not bring something useful to the topic so that it will be a productive(if not a bit strange) post?

Would you really care if any other poster made this topic? I doubt it. In fact, I'm sure you'd still let yourself have some fun with it while you were expecting it to close.

(I forgot to make my own reply)

Making pr0n is probably a pretty kool job. You get paid large sums of money to do stuff you'd probably be interested in doing anyway - or that's how the guys would see it, at very least. You'd probably get very tired, yes, but that's the price you pay with any sort of living... Right?

To make pr0n, all ya need is a camera and some buddies... But to get it out on the internet or something you'd probably need some sort of publishing license.

At 10/13/03 02:41 PM, erpherman wrote: lock this post?

More like, Lock my Yance fargot.

i wish you could get banned for this guzz

At 10/13/03 02:39 AM, Dobio wrote:

At 10/13/03 02:11 AM, XVII wrote:
Wow that so fucking hot. Do you wanna be a lesbian with me Dave?

Do you want me to make a "PHOTOSHOP XVII'S MOM!" topic?

I didn't think so, so stfu.

That hurt. But I don't care. Cause I know my mamma ugly from all those years of smoking.

But still...*shudders*. You don't need to do that to anyone.

At 10/13/03 03:56 PM, inspiron wrote: i wish you could get banned for this guzz

Yeah totally the BBS would be such a better place if there wern't a lot of empty worthless messages from corky look alikes.

Good thing we have you here to add important input like "OMG BAN U SUX LOLOL"

At 10/13/03 04:53 PM, TotalarchyPwnguin wrote:

At 10/13/03 03:56 PM, inspiron wrote: i wish you could get banned for this guzz

Yeah totally the BBS would be such a better place if there wern't a lot of empty worthless messages from corky look alikes.

Good thing we have you here to add important input like "OMG BAN U SUX LOLOL"

omg u r teh sux irl.

kakakkekekekakkakekekekakekakekakeake ^___-

I like guys with maybe a dick thats kinda small kinda big 4-5 inches?more than 5 is nasty.

Thank you for making me feel like a fucking giant. Of course your too young for me to be too flattered.

There are some really nasty guys in pornos. It's not the small penises that really bother me though.. it's the excess body hair that realyy frustrates me and turns me off.

*Sigh* now watch half the guys on the site shave off all their hair...this is really sad.

At 10/13/03 07:11 PM, SlaveToTheWage wrote: I like guys with maybe a dick thats kinda small kinda big 4-5 inches?more than 5 is nasty.

Well thats you, but I think every guy is self concious about their dicks and well..most (unless your asian). I have a bigger one then 5...I assure you most guys do.

At 10/13/03 12:27 AM, THE_GUZZ wrote: WWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYY???????????

and on a related note,

HHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW???????????

you know that pisses me off to,thats why i wanted to always be a porn star

At 10/13/03 08:31 PM, XVII wrote:

At 10/13/03 07:11 PM, SlaveToTheWage wrote: I like guys with maybe a dick thats kinda small kinda big 4-5 inches?more than 5 is nasty.

Well thats you, but I think every guy is self concious about their dicks and well..most (unless your asian). I have a bigger one then 5...I assure you most guys do.

Im a girl I dont have a dick.

Where were the 14 year old girls who liked dick 8 years ago when I needed them?

What is really nasty is when the guy has a freaky messed up dick. like this one guy i saw had a candy cane shaped dick or that dude whose wife cut his cock off he does porno now.

I know :(