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At 5/29/08 11:05 PM, tomato-soup wrote: And then post it on youtube, where athourities will identify and arrest you!
O.o

Fighting is legal if both people consent, in most places anyway.

So should I fight?

Use verbal warfare, he's most likely retarded, so insult him, make him feel really stupid, and ignore him.

Well,obviously he didnt mean to.

And he tried to apologize.

Dont do it.

You boot the fat punks balls so hard hes gonna cough them up the next morning THAT IS if you havent smashed them to pieces with THE KICK OF VENGEANCE dun Dun DUN!

Kick his fat ass and watch the fat jiggle for the next hour.

+1 to fight and win

I think you middle schoolers should talk out your problems...

LULZ

But seriously, just beat him down a little.

At 5/29/08 10:52 PM, Tramps wrote: What would Jesus do?

jesus would cowboy up and take it like a man

youtube

O YEah Fight HIm A Fat KId Man...Easy Target Good Reputation ;)

Tell him to go on a diet first before you fight.

At 5/29/08 11:08 PM, phsychopath wrote:

Ummmm..... Violence doesn't solve anything? Really? Well I guess that means that the Revolutionary War WWI WWII Pearl Harbor & Vietnam were all pointless right? Especially WWII, all that fighting we did to end the Halicaust and stop Hitler from world domination was a really stupid idea because we all know that ended because everybody made pasta and gave some to each other and learned that sharing is fun ^_^

Seriously dude, if violence wasn't the answere then why do we do it?

There wouldn't have been any violence if someone else didn't advocate / provoke it, i.e. Hitler dumbass.

Say 'vagina' again. Then HE'LL chicken out.

I have all new respect for you.

Dude.

At 5/29/08 11:04 PM, Harmonik wrote:

At 5/29/08 10:52 PM, Tramps wrote: What would Jesus do?

Rape him.

That's the answer I was looking for, do that.

Kick him in the nuts, then when he's on his knees you kick him in the face, then when he's on his back kick him in the nuts till the screams stop. Win

you should of course rape him

At 5/29/08 10:52 PM, Tramps wrote: What would Jesus do?

Screw jesus! What would batman do?
Batman would kick some serious fatty ass. >:(

Fight fight fight!

At 5/29/08 10:52 PM, Tramps wrote: What would Jesus do?

Beat the crap outta him for his sin of gulttony

beat his ass he isn't gonna win

At 5/29/08 11:11 PM, mastershake141 wrote: Hmmm, neither skaters nor fat people can fight, I sense on epic fail of a fight.

Butterbean can fight

It depends what kind of fat kid is he? The idiot immature kind that play dumbass pranks and is bothersome to everyone, or the kind of fat kid that can fight like crazy none of your hits hurt him and one punch will make you fly across the room?

At 5/29/08 10:45 PM, Grind29 wrote:
So should I fight?

If you're as through as you say you are, you would have fucked the kid up right on the spot instead of waiting and asking for advice.

So I am eating my lunch and this kid dumps my tray on me, thank god it mostly was on the floor. So hes gives me a soggy burnt cookie that looks likes a grandmas vagina with sand in it. I take it and smash it in his head hearing a snap. He screams which is pathetic and I punch him as like a fuck off warning. So he spits onto my shoulder.

The punch should be ko you are a weakling. Fight him, dont get too cocky. He probely wont get tired due to adrenaline rush, so just stand there and kill

You smacked him in the head with a cookie?
Nice!
I say beat the shit out of him then post a video of you beating him up and then him crying afterwards

that'll show him

I suggest that you destroy him

fight him its always fun to fight a fat fucker just move fast and keep punches to face and lower stomach

At 5/29/08 10:45 PM, Grind29 wrote: So I am eating my lunch and this kid dumps my tray on me, thank god it mostly was on the floor. So hes gives me a soggy burnt cookie

Why did he give you a cookie? What the fuck.

If there will be girls at the fight don't fight, but if he's asking for it give it to him! Next time he's a prick walk up to him and beat the fuck out of him so he knows not to mess!