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Did you hear about the guy in a wheelchair who was found stealing barn paint? He was caught red-handed and didn't have a leg to stand on.

Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.

GET IT!!

Hmmm, this thread seems pun.

Shwooooo.....

I love this thread.

At 5/30/08 06:43 PM, PinballWizard976 wrote: Hmmm, this thread seems pun.

Pundits seeking to make a mockery of this endeavor will be gagged and injected with pro-opiomelanocortin (for which there is no known anecdote).

MaestroRage - Chuck says (5:27 PM):
if I had 1,800 dollars
i'd open up a 1-800 hotline!!!
GET IT!?
BECAUSE THEY MATCH!!!!
Rig says (5:27 PM):
BUDDUMP KISH
MaestroRage - Chuck says (5:27 PM):
i'm here all week damn it
Rig says (5:27 PM):
ECKS DEE ECKS DEE
put that in the pun thread
Rig says (5:28 PM):
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/9141 54
MaestroRage - Chuck says (5:29 PM):
A man walks into a baPENIS

Do I win?

this man has won
I do not see the point of posting anything
Rig says (5:40 PM):
POST GODDAMMIT
brb facepalm
MaestroRage - Chuck says (5:41 PM):
U PEST IT!
I DUNT WENNA!

what a Puntastic idea!

Ba-bumP-kissssshhhh

A man who walks sideways through an Airport Turnstile is going to Bangkok.

Do you have Prince Albert in a can?

At 5/30/08 12:23 AM, S3C wrote:

At 5/29/08 10:31 PM, McJesus wrote: So a B-Flat, G-Flat and an E-Flat walk into a bar, and the bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve minors."

But that's not even a minor chord, it's a major chord in second inversion.

Second inversion? Isn't the blood rushing to it's head yet?

ohoho snap.

Maddox does not approve.

Susie misused words in the wrong context for her whole life. I say she should be locked in a mmalaproprison!

This thread is quite punny.

PINGAS.

At 5/29/08 10:31 PM, McJesus wrote: So a B-Flat, G-Flat and an E-Flat walk into a bar, and the bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve minors."

Damn I should sig that

So there was this sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.

Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red.
It's really hard to beat a boiled egg.

Haw haw

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are now looking into it.

The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

One hand said to the other: "this thread is thumb!"

At 2/1/10 04:47 PM, Elsid wrote: One hand said to the other: "this thread is thumb!"

There are no words to describe how punny that was.

So, anal cancer ... What a pain in the arse!

At 2/1/10 04:54 PM, WingCommand wrote:
There are no words to describe how punny that was.

(The following sentence will only make sense if you understand now that I am a dog)
Thangs I wrote it myself.

One chess peice turned to another and said: "i'm board!"

Urgh, this calculus work is deriving me crazy.

The competition of this topic is intents, like camping.

i didn't read the rest of this topic, has this been done yet?

whaddya got when you throw a epileptic into a barrell of lettuce?

seizure salad.

which president was the most hard-shelled?

Abraclam Lincoln.

did you hear about the dude who threw himself down an open manhole?

he was trying to commit sewercide.

My Uncle roasted a Pig on a Spit - Not the best gravy I've ever tasted.

Spit was the gravy! God I suck at comedy.

A small boy swallowed some change and was sent to the hospital. When his grandmother phoned in to see how he was, the nurse said "no change yet"