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Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

October 20, 2042
at the age of 61 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (19%)
Alcoholism (13%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Suicide (10%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Homicide (5%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Drowning (5%)

Interesting stats from the DeathTest:

8963160 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 54% were female and 46% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 140837 people claim to have leprosy.

At 7/2/01 11:16 PM, EvilGeishaWoman wrote: http://www.deathclock.com

This is fucking cool.
According to this, I'm going to die on August 11th, 2020. I'll be 39, but it doesn't tell you how you're going to die. I predict I'll be either shot to death, impaled by a metal object, or hit by a car in a crosswalk.

Try it, and post the results!

accoring to deathclock, i die on Sunday, October 9, 2061. According to Thespark.com, November 7, 2072.

At 7/2/01 11:24 PM, bigrich16 wrote: Mine says Thursday July 5th, 2001.
Nice knowing you BBS...

AND I'LL BE BURIED WITH MY NUNCHUCKS, DAMNIT!

Shredder died early as hell.

"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

October 3, 2044
at the age of 63 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (27%)
Heart Attack (21%)
Homicide (8%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Auto-Fellatio (6%)
Loneliness (6%)

Interesting stats from the DeathTest:

8979142 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 54% were female and 46% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 141269 people claim to have leprosy.

Disclaimer: We, despite being proficient with the human anatomy, are not doctors. Keep that in mind before calling your lawyer as you're clutching your left arm moaning "Damn you, Spark, Damn YOU!" on October 3, 2044, as you slip silently into the night.

At 7/5/01 09:17 PM, Radam wrote:

At 7/2/01 11:24 PM, bigrich16 wrote: Mine says Thursday July 5th, 2001.
Nice knowing you BBS...

AND I'LL BE BURIED WITH MY NUNCHUCKS, DAMNIT!

Shredder died early as hell.

And without honor

At 7/2/01 11:16 PM, EvilGeishaWoman wrote: http://www.deathclock.com

This is fucking cool.
According to this, I'm going to die on August 11th, 2020. I'll be 39, but it doesn't tell you how you're going to die. I predict I'll be either shot to death, impaled by a metal object, or hit by a car in a crosswalk.

Try it, and post the results!

You can do a similar test at www.thespark.com

Turns out I'll die Monday, July 11, 2016. Could be worse. At least it's AFTER the weekend.
36 years old. That's too long to wait.

-Janus

"I'm afraid we have some bad news. Please, you might want to stay seated."

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

February 15, 2057
at the age of 72 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (37%)
Heart Attack (17%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
Contagious Disease (7%)
Suicide (5%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)

Interesting stats from the DeathTest:

8980612 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 54% were female and 46% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 141302 people claim to have leprosy.

What bullshit. I'm going to die within the next ten years, because i punch walls for fun, pick fights with people bigger than me, and race to catch green lights (as a pedestrian).

This seems somewhat accurate for me, or at least currently:

February 4, 2069
at the age of 85 years old.

Cancer (32%)
Drowning (14%)
Suicide (12%)
Loneliness (8%)
Heart Attack (6%)
Contagious Disease (6%)
Homicide (6%)

Don't really understand drowning since I'm pretty good at swimming and I'm not stupid neither. Cacer seems somewhat accurate since it does run in my family, but I really don't want that...

Oh well, said too much there..

At 7/3/01 05:09 AM, MyNamesTanner wrote: Lord_Aba made a program in C like this, it calculated how old you were in minutes, then would count down till you die.

It was C++ damnit! :)
Anyways, I wonder if anyone has that. Prolly not. I acually did something when the timer hit 0, but I forgot what...
Oh well!

Sunday, October 17, 2055

About 1,658,535,520 Seconds left to live...

Umm...Sept 11th 2037.

I'll be 78 when I die. That's fine with me. heh

Saturday December 30th 2051...