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"....So I said I don't need medication, HOMICIDAL URGES BE DAMNED!"

i walked in a lot of ,nvm i jsut here people talking there basicly yelling there conversation,people
who yell there conversations i dont like>=[

"And THAT'S how you rape a condom."

I wish I heard the entire thing, I don't know how the fuck you do that!

I walked in on my Mother chastising my sister on why not to look up pornography and chat online, but as far as taboo goes that's about it. I once walked in on my parents arguing about who should get custody of me which was pretty fucking hurtful because neither one apparantly wanted me.

I like to play mind games with my friends, and whenever I'm talking to one of them, and another walks up, I wait until they're right in ear shot, and them blurt out some bizarre line.
It creates the effect of what you're talking about, but for other people.
EX:
Chuck: So, I decided to make a tutorial for doing fire on GIMP, and I was able to turn it in as a school project later.
Me: Nice! *I see Branden coming*
Chuck: Yah, it was really- *Branden gets in earshot*
Me: On the subject of ass cancer, we really need to get that dog out of your garage!
Chuck: *laughs* (He happens to like random humor)
Branden: *Stops dead in his tracks and looks worried*

"...and then we threw the body into the lake."

lol, me and my friend were walking into the car leaving guitar center, and before we got in somebody in the truck next to us was on the other side of his pickup and wasn't paying attention to us, as we heard him ask his buddy "Did you hear freddy eats people?" that was pretty funny