Conversations you've walked in on.

[Shadow-XII]

What're the wierdest convos you've walked in on?

My top three:

'Yeah, interesting how the smell of kerosene stays on your hand after the charcoal washes off.'

'Turns out she was twelve!'

'Yeah, I couldn't see for days after that.'

[ArmorAll]

"Im gonna kill the next person i see..."

[Corky-D]

At 5/26/08 10:13 PM, Shadow-XII wrote: What're the wierdest convos you've walked in on?

Uninteresting crap about how their favourite whatever is better than everyone elses whatever.

'Yeah, I couldn't see for days after that.'

Got any more info on that...?

[Doom-Fan]

'My sister's hot.'

'That's the last time I mix alchohol and kerosene.'

'Where did you say you performed that Satanic Ritual again?'

[ZeroAsALimit]

At 5/26/08 10:15 PM, ArmorAll wrote: "Im gonna kill the next person i see..."

Ghosts? In my forums? It's more likely than I think!

[Valz]

Most disturbing was when I walked in on two guys talking about how it would feel to have sex with another man. Thing was it was more like they were planning on it with each other rather than metaphorically speaking.

[Why993]

"Dude, <My Name Here>'s sister is an absolute FREAK."

"We decided to see other people. I think she's in some insane asylum now, why?"

"So last night this 'Why993' fag starts flamin' me for no reason! Bastard, I'm gonna hack his account later."

[gdog163]

some dude said 'My asshole hurt so bad after that'

[gdude100]

"I haven't told him yet, but he's officially homeless."

"Ma'm you're gonna have to take off you're clothes" "Okay"

"Yeah, I'm not a man anymore..."

[sldghmmr]

At 5/26/08 10:17 PM, Valz wrote: Most disturbing was when I walked in on two guys talking about how it would feel to have sex with another man. Thing was it was more like they were planning on it with each other rather than metaphorically speaking.

Yeah I have heard guys talking about that shit before

[Shadow-XII]

At 5/26/08 10:16 PM, Corky-D wrote:

'Yeah, I couldn't see for days after that.'

Got any more info on that...?

Something to do with sand, tar and firecrackers.

[TacticalShoe]

I walked in on my dad talking shit about a job that a did once. That was funny.

I've also walked in on people talking about me and how they think I'm a dork before. My friends from high school were shitty.

[zalecot]

well i wont hire that hitman again...

[Onepiece285]

"...And he's got a massive erection"

My friends are truly the most homosexual on this planet.

I think I punched him for saying that, I dunno, the anger and confusion at that remark cloud my memory.

[CapnCrunchDaPimp]

"You know what I hate? When people walk into a conversation interrupting it trying to engage in conversation even though he has no idea we're halfway through it and he won't get it-"

"Hey guys, what are you talking about?"

[Sashuno]

I've walked in on girls talking about their menstrual cycles and their boobs.

[NimbleElephant]

"You can't even tell it's not my real hair"
That happened at the mall.

"His mom tried to kiss me, but I told her she was too old"
At school, I'm pretty sure he was lying.

"So I called him a shitfag and told him to give me my cupcake back"
Also at the mall. On an escalator. The guy was like 40.

[thekingofmadness]

"I'm in love my mom." A 50 year old.

" I fucked him hard." (It was a guy!)

[death32320]

i walked in on a convo between my two friends both guys well i havnt only done this once but yeah i walked in on them talking about dicks... shit like my dick is so big it rips your mom open... somthing fucked up like that so i end up calling them fags. so when they start talking about dicks i ignore them. If some one walked in on me and my friends talking about dicks id be embarrassed or w.e might just be me

[TonyTostieno]

At 5/27/08 12:08 AM, Sashuno wrote: I've walked in on girls talking about their menstrual cycles and their boobs.

Dude, I talk with girls about menstrual cycles, boobs, vagina time, and god knows what else. Having a bunch of lesbians for friends kicks ass like you wouldn't believe.

I hang out with a lot of girls, yet I are still a virgin. Hmm...

[glover85]

A girl say'd "Ya and there was blood all over"

[TonyTostieno]

At 5/27/08 12:11 AM, NimbleElephant wrote: "So I called him a shitfag and told him to give me my cupcake back"
Also at the mall. On an escalator. The guy was like 40.

Bahahahahaaha, Fucking EPIC!

[TonyTostieno]

Bump, come on this kicks ass!

[glover85]

And a guy was like "and then i corn holed him and he squealed"

[gumOnShoe]

Seriously? Ok...

"Well, he had fallen behind the bed and when I finally opened the door he was standing there in your grandmother's frilly night gown..."

"... and remember 2 years ago when we found that salad dressing that was from 1978 and she tried to tell us it was still good!" (convo in 2006)

"Well it was Cate's second penis that really surprised me." (for the dense, cate is a girl)

[Shadow-XII]

At 5/27/08 12:27 AM, gumOnShoe wrote: "Well it was Cate's second penis that really surprised me." (for the dense, cate is a girl)

Frankly, wut

[Mr-Contradiction]

"And then she took of my shirt and got out the whipping cream and..."

[Shadow-XII]

At 5/27/08 01:12 AM, Mr-Contradiction wrote: "And then she took of my shirt and got out the whipping cream and..."

Are you telling me you didn't hang around to hear the end of that?

Moar!

[beeryayghost]

"And then I fucking capped his n-word ass, while fucking his girl."

Totally serious.

[head2toewinner]

At 5/27/08 12:08 AM, Sashuno wrote: I've walked in on girls talking about their menstrual cycles and their boobs.

I've walked in on those before. The first one sucks... The second one isn't so bad sometimes.

As for other things that I walk in on I am normally on the other side of that equation. People normally walk in on me and I am having weird conversations. Especially if you checked past texts on my phone. I have a few very strange friends. There are certain people that I intentionally start conversations to piss them off. I have one friend that is immensely homophobic. I'm not gay but I'm not a homophobe either so me and someone else start conversations just to fuck with this kid. I find it hilarious.