Hey NG, what would you do if...

[totaln00b]

Hey newgrounds, what would you do if you were in my situation?

So today.. As of like twenty minutes ago, i was at a bomb party, chugging bottles of MD 20/20 and gin, hittin it up with this goregous little asian twat, who in all realism, i coulda bnaged.. Wehn during this i getta text bfrom my girlfriend.. Who is like supper straight edge up tight conservative christian. This text made me thjink.. Oh damn, i cant be flirty with thuis yellow beezy.l... and i jetted.

What would you have done, NG?

Fucked the hot asian poon and lost your relationshiop?

OR

Jetted like me, in hope for love, and stayed with the conservative polar opposite chick who drives you crazy?

[LordZeebmork]

I wouldn't date a conservative Christian dipshit in the first place.

You're an idiot.

[SleepyFox]

If you make another racial slur about Asians, I'll watch you get deleted myself.

[Death-Affiliate]

Who says jetted? What is this, the 1980's?

[Inglis]

Well, you have already made your choice. You could of just done both of them, if you were MAN enough!

[Fedges]

sometimes I make up stories too

[RacistBassist]

At 5/26/08 12:50 AM, SleepyFox wrote: If you make another racial slur about Asians, I'll watch you get deleted myself.

Says the admin

[SleepyFox]

At 5/26/08 12:51 AM, RacistBassist wrote:

At 5/26/08 12:50 AM, SleepyFox wrote: If you make another racial slur about Asians, I'll watch you get deleted myself.

Says the admin

I'm sure Wade would be happy, especially after his topic a couple days ago.

[SkaKnight]

At 5/26/08 12:51 AM, Fedges wrote: sometimes I make up stories too

i make em more believable..

[Reapertonn]

Get the hell away from that conservative christian bitch,she'll only be a ball and chain.When you have the chance to get laid,DO IT!

[EvilerBowser1001]

You're still drunk, aren't you?

If you are, you won't listen to sense.

[totaln00b]

At 5/26/08 12:50 AM, SleepyFox wrote: If you make another racial slur about Asians, I'll watch you get deleted myself.

i made no racial slurs, if i had said chink, gook or things of the sort, then i would be using racial slurs..

i have nothing against yellow skinned people...

At 5/26/08 12:51 AM, Fedges wrote: sometimes I make up stories too

If only i made this up, dude..

[LordZeebmork]

At 5/26/08 12:53 AM, Reapertonn wrote: Get the hell away from that conservative christian bitch,she'll only be a ball and chain.When you have the chance to get laid,DO IT!

even though you're an idiot, you're right. don't date christians.

[RacistBassist]

At 5/26/08 12:52 AM, SleepyFox wrote:

At 5/26/08 12:51 AM, RacistBassist wrote:

At 5/26/08 12:50 AM, SleepyFox wrote: If you make another racial slur about Asians, I'll watch you get deleted myself.

Says the admin

I'm sure Wade would be happy, especially after his topic a couple days ago.

Rules like that are rarely enforced.

Unless you say nig*er

[Death-Affiliate]

At 5/26/08 12:55 AM, LordZeebmork wrote:

At 5/26/08 12:53 AM, Reapertonn wrote: Get the hell away from that conservative christian bitch,she'll only be a ball and chain.When you have the chance to get laid,DO IT!

even though you're an idiot, you're right. don't date christians.

Yea. Date Muslims. When it gets serious, they blow themselves up.

Lol... Religious stereotyping is fun...

[Inglis]

Rules like that are rarely enforced.

Unless you say nig*er

If anyone knows, its this guy

[totaln00b]

At 5/26/08 12:55 AM, RacistBassist wrote:

Unless you say nig*er

Lmao thats so true..

Unless you say Ni*ger...

[Electric-Bla]

At 5/26/08 12:50 AM, Death-Affiliate wrote: Who says jetted? What is this, the 1980's?

Like, oh my god! Who talks like that?

Nobody?
Obscure regional play reference?

[Akotoshe]

christian=lame asian=hot math foo

[Inglis]

At 5/26/08 01:00 AM, Akotoshe wrote: christian=lame asian=hot math foo

White girl + Asian + Me = simultaneous lovin baby...oooooo yeah

[totaln00b]

At 5/26/08 01:02 AM, Inglis wrote:

At 5/26/08 01:00 AM, Akotoshe wrote: christian=lame asian=hot math foo

White girl + Asian + Me = simultaneous lovin baby...oooooo yeah

mmmm soyudnds ghott..

[thatoneguyfromDD]

Done the Asian

[RecklessYouth]

Depends on what exactly you want: to get some quick asian pussy, or to have an actual relationship. Is the christian chick an unlikable jesus-freak nagging beast from hell who doesn't put out, or is she someone you honestly care about and like and just so happens to not want to fuck you because you post dumb shit like "I want to cheat on my girlfriend but don't have the balls to do it" for the world to see?

[Darkstrategy]

At 5/26/08 12:50 AM, SleepyFox wrote: If you make another racial slur about Asians, I'll watch you get deleted myself.

Actually he made a sexist comment, not a racist comment. He called the chick a gorgeous asian twat. Which, if anything, is a compliment besides the whole "twat" part (which isn't an asian racial slur).

And conservative Christian girls just don't hold my interest in the least, i couldn't even stand speaking to one for more than 5 minutes, and they better be damn hot to get 5 minutes of conversation out of me.

Asian chicks ftw.

[LockDown68]

Well you obviously lack finesse for such situations with such pitiful cerebral development . What you should have done (which would've paid back in spades) is banged the so called "hawt azn twat" and "jetted" and pulled an Okey Doke on that "yellow skinned one" and then went to your "conservative Christian white girl" and had boring talk time.

Of course if she found out... well that's chapter 2.

[Sevkat]

Fuck the asian, fuck the christian, get a fat black midget with one leg.

[HardcoreEmoGothRebel]

so today, I was at this pizzarty, sippin on a lil gin and juice, banging it down with this fine lil chinky dolt who I could've stuck my penis inside of... When during this i getta text from my main girl who is totally super Christian conservative liberal democrat republican thang, and it made me thizzink... Oh shizzle, I cant be gettin my pole jocked by this lil yellow belly now can I... and i skeedattled

DON'T HATE ME GUYS I'M JUST ASKING WHAT YOU WOULD DO IN THIS SITUATION I'M LEGITIMATELY INTERESTED IN YOUR OPINION I'M NOT BAD OR ANYTHING I SWEAR I JUST HATE BEING TEXTED BY MY TOTALLY BALLBREAKING GIRLFRIEND I MEAN WHAT THE FUCK GUYS SERIOUSLY

[SapphireLight]

Why would she find out?

[Dropkicked]

At 5/26/08 12:48 AM, totaln00b wrote:

Fucked the hot asian poon and lost your relationshiop?

OR

Jetted like me, in hope for love, and stayed with the conservative polar opposite chick who drives you crazy?

None of this happened.

You're lying.