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green shit? May. 25th, 2008 @ 11:30 PM Reply

i just took a shit and it was green??? i sure hope thats normal

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Response to green shit? May. 25th, 2008 @ 11:30 PM Reply

One time I made a poopy that was lime green. No joke. If you held a lime up to my doody, you would've called the doody greener.


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Response to green shit? May. 25th, 2008 @ 11:31 PM Reply

No actually, it's a first symptom of AIDs. Go see a doctor, or your penis will turn green as well.


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Response to green shit? May. 25th, 2008 @ 11:31 PM Reply

That most frequently occurs to me whenever I'm ill.


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Response to green shit? May. 25th, 2008 @ 11:31 PM Reply

That happened to me after eating too much lettuce in one day.
Nearly had a heart attack when i saw it.

It's normal.

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Response to green shit? May. 25th, 2008 @ 11:31 PM Reply

Mine was yellow.


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Response to green shit? May. 25th, 2008 @ 11:32 PM Reply

You were actually cross-bred between a human and a goose.

I'm sorry you had to find out this way.


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Response to green shit? May. 25th, 2008 @ 11:32 PM Reply

At 5/25/08 11:31 PM, flaws wrote: No actually, it's a first symptom of AIDs. Go see a doctor, or your penis will turn green as well.

God,I hate liers.

And to the OP,You're fine kid.


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Response to green shit? May. 25th, 2008 @ 11:32 PM Reply

Been drinking alot of Gatorade? The pigments in it can cause your shit to turn green.


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Response to green shit? May. 25th, 2008 @ 11:34 PM Reply

At 5/25/08 11:32 PM, Liquid5150 wrote: Been drinking alot of Gatorade? The pigments in it can cause your shit to turn green.

acaully i had a couple of beers earlyer

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Response to green shit? May. 25th, 2008 @ 11:34 PM Reply

lol that has happened to me a couple of times.. heck one time I took a black shit... lmao but yeah don't worry about it


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Response to green shit? May. 25th, 2008 @ 11:35 PM Reply

At 5/25/08 11:31 PM, flaws wrote: No actually, it's a first symptom of AIDs. Go see a doctor, or your penis will turn green as well.

AIDS? You gotta be kidding me. I crapped green shit when I was about 4 or 5. Until now I haven't yet got any sexual experience.


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Response to green shit? May. 25th, 2008 @ 11:36 PM Reply

At 5/25/08 11:35 PM, Jacked-Off-Lantern wrote:
At 5/25/08 11:31 PM, flaws wrote: No actually, it's a first symptom of AIDs. Go see a doctor, or your penis will turn green as well.
AIDS? You gotta be kidding me. I crapped green shit when I was about 4 or 5. Until now I haven't yet got any sexual experience.

>.> maybe you ate something that caused the green shit


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Response to green shit? May. 25th, 2008 @ 11:36 PM Reply

LOL! I wanted to make a thread of this but I felt It'll to gross so thanks. In my case of having some green turds, mine where made for the fact that I drank the green energy slurpee from 7-11. It goes away but still fucking weird when it first happend.


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Response to green shit? May. 25th, 2008 @ 11:37 PM Reply

That happened to me once, except it was blue.

It happens, I believe, when you eat too many foods with a lot of dyes in them.


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Response to green shit? May. 25th, 2008 @ 11:37 PM Reply

A little bit of some interesting knowledge


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Response to green shit? May. 25th, 2008 @ 11:37 PM Reply

At 5/25/08 11:34 PM, DgsGaming wrote: You have "Primary Colour Excrement Disease" (PCED for short).

Your stool will be red, blue, and green from now on.

There's no cure...

Red,Blue,And Yellow dumbass.

You fail at lying.

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Response to green shit? May. 25th, 2008 @ 11:38 PM Reply

At 5/25/08 11:32 PM, thatoneguyfromDD wrote: God,I hate liers.

Wow you're cul,you hate ppl liek me,that makes you cull. Let's get on gaiyah.


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Response to green shit? May. 25th, 2008 @ 11:40 PM Reply

I get worried at the sign of red poo. Thought I had a man period at first. (no joke)


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Response to green shit? May. 25th, 2008 @ 11:44 PM Reply

For those who are much too scared to click the link.

What is the cause of green poop?
(Question submitted by ap, CrAzYMiC98 and several others)

I have consulted with a doctor, a physiologist and a microbiologist on this question, and the following summarizes their answers:
Healthy people can have green poop if they eat a diet rich in leafy green vegetables, or if they consume large quantities of food coloring (in ice cream, cake frosting etc.).
Green poop can also be caused by excess iron in the diet, from dietary supplements, for example. If the body does not absorb all the iron consumed, the iron may stain the poop green, the color of iron (II) salts. Ordinarily, the green color may be masked by the normal brown poop color, but if digestion is thrown off by illness so that bilirubin is less concentrated in the intestine, the green color may become apparent. This can happen when a person is afflicted with diarrhea.
Green poop in sick babies may come from iron in baby formula not being properly absorbed, or by green pigments in bile salts (again, green from iron).


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Response to green shit? May. 25th, 2008 @ 11:46 PM Reply

At 5/25/08 11:34 PM, Demonio94 wrote: lol that has happened to me a couple of times.. heck one time I took a black shit... lmao but yeah don't worry about it

That happened after I drunk some Pepto Bismol, It looked like a bunch of ink in the toilet

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Response to green shit? May. 25th, 2008 @ 11:52 PM Reply

At 5/25/08 11:30 PM, ironeagle233 wrote: i just took a shit and it was green??? i sure hope thats normal

I think its normal or rare.


Let's see you try to walk a mile IN MY SHIT!!!!!!!!

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Response to green shit? May. 25th, 2008 @ 11:55 PM Reply

At 5/25/08 11:34 PM, ironeagle233 wrote:
At 5/25/08 11:32 PM, Liquid5150 wrote: Been drinking alot of Gatorade? The pigments in it can cause your shit to turn green.
acaully i had a couple of beers earlyer

Well, green shit is caused from your liver leaking. So this is not the least bit surprising.
Take it easy w/ the beers frankenshitter.


And just like that....he was gone...

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Response to green shit? May. 26th, 2008 @ 12:03 AM Reply

Some colorful shits i've taken:
brown: the regular type of shit
green: usually happens when i havent taken a shit in a while, but then feel an urge to take one
orange: happened once in my life and the only explanation i had was i ate about 15 oranges that day
red: happens frequently after eating hot cheetos

so the only colors from the color wheel i have not had are violet, blue and yellow. white is impossible. i have come close to a gray turd but it was slightly brown and i take slightly brown black shits whenever i eat too much fiber and the turd becomes very dense, usually giving me constipation.


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Response to green shit? May. 26th, 2008 @ 12:05 AM Reply

At 5/26/08 12:03 AM, Dookiemaister wrote: Some colorful shits i've taken:
brown: the regular type of shit
green: usually happens when i havent taken a shit in a while, but then feel an urge to take one
orange: happened once in my life and the only explanation i had was i ate about 15 oranges that day
red: happens frequently after eating hot cheetos

so the only colors from the color wheel i have not had are violet, blue and yellow. white is impossible. i have come close to a gray turd but it was slightly brown and i take slightly brown black shits whenever i eat too much fiber and the turd becomes very dense, usually giving me constipation.

what isn't impossible

take a look at this and it will explain how white crap is possible just look through


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Response to green shit? May. 26th, 2008 @ 12:26 AM Reply

take a look at this and it will explain how white crap is possible just look through

Lol, I had to stop reading that after "Why do dogs and other animals eat poop."

Good fun fact I learned from it though: Birds don't pee.


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Response to green shit? Feb. 25th, 2010 @ 08:56 PM Reply

Thank god soe one could give a good answer!!!!!
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Response to green shit? Feb. 25th, 2010 @ 09:01 PM Reply

happens once in awhile when your stomach doesn't agree with the food you eat. Thats why i eat only cheetos and cereal.

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Response to green shit? Feb. 25th, 2010 @ 09:02 PM Reply

At 2/25/10 08:56 PM, peterpufferstuffer1 wrote: Thank god soe one could give a good answer!!!!!
besides some butt fucken plungers woulddont have any thing better to do thank fuck up some ones anal cavity. have agood night you butt stuffers mouth fuckers... get off that damn plunger....

Way to start off your bbs posts.


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Response to green shit? Feb. 25th, 2010 @ 09:03 PM Reply

I once had yellow liquid shit.


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