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Nice story, but I know what I read was complete bullshit.

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HELLLLLLLLL ya, now thats what im talking about dude, you showed that mo fo up and tought him he can't treat you for shit no more this is your turf dude nice!!!!

They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults they had
And add some extra, just for you.

But they were fucked up in their turn
By fools in old-style hats and coats,
Who half the time were soppy-stern
And half at one another's throats.

Man hands on misery to man.
It deepens like a coastal shelf.
Get out as early as you can,
And don't have any kids yourself.

Interesting. Saved for further reference...

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THE BEST story on ng!!!!!

Very nice story, fun to read.

dads can be controling assholes, good job!

Its so fun to lie on the internet,huh tough guy?

Story was EPIC!

You just won 1 internet.

I would be proud if this was true

At 5/25/08 04:54 AM, redzone wrote:

He then told me to get out.

Oh God, this made me laugh.

I find a lot of this hard to believe, but whatever, I'll believe it if only to make this more entertaining for me.

What? No TL;DR?

If this is true, you are a god.

That was great, Read the whole thing. Ha, Really got back at you "Old fuck" Huh? :D

Wow, I really hope that was true.

That was awesome, man, he totally deserved that!

First long post that I actually enjoyed reading. But one thing I don't get. So in that little story, you said something about your mom leaving him. Did they get a divorce? Cus if so, how the hell did a man like that gain custody of you and your brother?!?!

That was pretty badass man. Way to put an arrogant dick in line!

You being his property? RIDICULOUS.

Your father's a lil' bitch.

That was a very well done story thread. It was a great story too. I love you!!!

Alright dude!

For some reason this story is completely compelling and I do not have a doubt that you are lieing, but for some reason I have a feeling you are a troll.

But if not, bravo. I have never read a story like this on newgrounds before.

again, bravo

I cannot believe the shit he tried to pull. that is what casts you in my doubt.

Hehe...you know the funny thing is, when your dad starts to wear diapers (if not already), its your brother, not you, whos gonna be wiping his ass XD

Nice man, dont take any of the shit!

Nice story man :)

You have my respect.

OM NOM NOM DAT IS SUM DELICIOUS COPYPASTA

mines the same way he has very VERY twisted logic

control freaks suck.

You know he could file charges aganist you for threatining him, All it seemed fine until the last paragraph when you took it over board.

I'd love to see a picture of his face when you told him to GTFO.