How do I abord a girl...

[JESUS-WITH-GUNS]

In a club?

Listen I go often clubbing and tonight I was alone because my stupid friend was with his girlfriend and alot of people I don't talk to.

I go on the second floor I take a beer and watch down, 2 girls come ( fucken hot girls) they start dancing with each other and all and I look at them and they keep dancing they see I'm not dancing so the blond girl ( hottest ) comes right beside me ( The way the club is made is the dance zone is mostly on the first floor the second floor is all around the first floor so if you look down from the second floor you can see the first floor )

So here she comes beside me looks down, I guess she was waiting about a good 10 15 minutes for me to say something.

They continue dancing then I notice 4 girls on the other side of them ( I was on the left they were on the right side of the 2 girls)

WHen the 2 girls are gone, I go next to the 4 girls but about 3 meters apart of them. A very cute one just comes dashing beside me starts dancing, I didn't even move. So she stops dancing she takes the same pose as me besides me, but waits with her 3 other friends about 30 MINUTES ... I hear her friend ask : Did you guys talk or something ? She is like no what the fuck is wrong with him

And they left. The 2 other girls came back but I had no clue so I just fucken left.

How should I abord girls in clubs I mean... I have no clue what to say...

[ismellarat]

Don't talk, dance. Actions speak louder than words, and in clubs you're excused for being a terrible dancer so you don't have to worry about that. Conversation should naturally spark if you kick it off well.

[Phobotech]

1st off, "Abord?"

2nd THIS is mastery level description:

( The way the club is made is the dance zone is mostly on the first floor the second floor is all around the first floor so if you look down from the second floor you can see the first floor )

3rd, JUST TALK ABOUT ANYTHING! THEY'RE HOT, THEY'RE ON YOU, SAY SOMETHING! Don't be a prick and just do nothing, they'll think your gay. I mean, hell, even if you're awkward at conversations, some chicks think that's CUTE....when you practically ignore them and don't talk to them, they think you're a jerk.

So way to go. Just fucking TALK when they want to talk, and TRY and dance back when they dance. They're not expecting expert dancing, just fucking MOVE. Just like in their idea of conversation, just don't say anything ABSURD and you're in!

For FUCKS SAKE....

[JESUS-WITH-GUNS]

Lol last week I tryed to dance with a girl her friend is like: who the fuck are you? So I neverminded that.

Plus I'm a fucken good dancer

But then, lets say they are not dancing either how do I start talking to them? Like the first line, and how can I figure out that they want to dance with me and all?

[JESUS-WITH-GUNS]

3rd, JUST TALK ABOUT ANYTHING! THEY'RE HOT, THEY'RE ON YOU, SAY SOMETHING! Don't be a prick and just do nothing, they'll think your gay. I mean, hell, even if you're awkward at conversations, some chicks think that's CUTE....when you practically ignore them and don't talk to them, they think you're a jerk.

Rofl I know I thought that for a minute I'm like: Oh fuck they must think I'm gay

[Phobotech]

At 5/25/08 02:53 AM, JESUS-WITH-GUNS wrote: Lol last week I tryed to dance with a girl her friend is like: who the fuck are you? So I neverminded that.

Lol

Plus I'm a fucken good dancer

That's a plus.

But then, lets say they are not dancing either how do I start talking to them?

Generic small-talk. "What's your name?" be observant and compliment something of hers, be it jewelry or whatever.

how can I figure out that they want to dance with me and all?

Body Language, dude. That's just kinda common-sense. Where are her eyes looking, what's her body position, is it restricted or relaxed? Judge her mood with it, I dunno man...it's hard to explain...just look at her body language, and if you read her wrong, the worst she's going to do is what the chick above did. "Who the fuck are you?" y'know? SHE'S AT A DANCE CLUB, what should she expect other than guys dancing with her!? Remember that.

[Sticky]

I think you've become too reliant on your wing man to set you up.

[maddog125]

Yeah you should at least interact with them. I mean if you want chicks you have to be ambitious about it.

[ismellarat]

At 5/25/08 03:00 AM, Phobotech wrote: and if you read her wrong, the worst she's going to do is what the chick above did. "Who the fuck are you?"

HE SPEAKS THE TRUTH. You haven't met them, so you have nothing to lose for failing at flirting with them, unless they have big, burly boyfriends in the toilet and are easily offended :3.
Also, chug down a few drinks, not enough to look like an idiot, but if its balls you need; alcohol is the answer.

[Phobotech]

At 5/25/08 03:08 AM, Sticky wrote: I think you've become too reliant on your wing man to set you up.

Then again, solo-flying can be dangerous...maybe it's a good thing he's reliant on a wing-man?

.....Nahhhh.....

[ismellarat]

At 5/25/08 03:12 AM, Phobotech wrote:

At 5/25/08 03:08 AM, Sticky wrote: I think you've become too reliant on your wing man to set you up.

Then again, solo-flying can be dangerous...maybe it's a good thing he's reliant on a wing-man?

.....Nahhhh.....

Depends how much of a pimp his wing man is.

[chewy130]

how do u talk in a club? isnt it loud.

[LadyGrace]

You are too retarded to breed. Just give up on your pursuit of women right now.

[Sticky]

At 5/25/08 03:24 AM, chewy130 wrote: how do u talk in a club? isnt it loud.

That is why all language in clubs is reduced to intricate movements of the body. Similar to bees really.

[Phobotech]

At 5/25/08 03:14 AM, ismellarat wrote:

At 5/25/08 03:12 AM, Phobotech wrote:

Depends how much of a pimp his wing man is.

If it's anyone half as good as Mystery, he could have a chance.

and Sticky wrote:
That is why all language in clubs is reduced to intricate movements of the body. Similar to bees really.

Dude....that's a brilliant observation. I never thought of it that way.

....So if someone threw a handful of Japanese Hornets in a dance club, it would be empty in a matter of hours?

[Arcbound22]

wow man you must be bumed out or somthing. me i havent been clubbing or wont for another 4 years but um when a hot girl comes up to me i say something at least a hey and then she'll ask you to dance and ya. just say somthing cause makes you look retarded or somthing. but hey i dont know anything im only 14.

[wickedswami]

coat hanger

oh, abor'D'...

[yurgenburgen]

Apparently, women can determine how good a male is in bed by watching him dance. If he's a good dancer, he's good in bed. But, as Bill Hicks said, it doesn't matter anyway because if he's a good dancer then he's obviously gay.

If you appear to be too into the dancing thing, you're going to come across as a homo. Now, there's nothing wrong with that, but it's not the best way to pick up women. Unless you look forward to being there for them to take on shopping trips.

[greenfaerie4]

At 5/25/08 06:29 AM, wickedswami wrote: coat hanger

oh, abor'D'...

Lol that's what I assumed this would be about too.

OP, I don't get it! The girls came up to you in the club, they did most of the work for you. If you had said something you would've at least had a 50/50 chance of not fucking it up and having them think you were a freak. But you chose silence which in my eyes makes you really creepy. Especially if the situation went down as you described. Next time say something , what the hell have you got to lose?

[HippyHoppyHobo]

Are you sure you had a father growing up?

[lawlmaster]

It is fun to lie on the internet.

[The-evil-bucket]

At 5/25/08 03:26 AM, Sticky wrote:

At 5/25/08 03:24 AM, chewy130 wrote: how do u talk in a club? isnt it loud.

That is why all language in clubs is reduced to intricate movements of the body. Similar to bees really.

There's also a hive-mind mentality to go along with it.

[Urkel]

At 5/25/08 03:12 AM, ismellarat wrote:

At 5/25/08 03:00 AM, Phobotech wrote: and if you read her wrong, the worst she's going to do is what the chick above did. "Who the fuck are you?"

HE SPEAKS THE TRUTH. You haven't met them, so you have nothing to lose for failing at flirting with them, unless they have big, burly boyfriends in the toilet and are easily offended :3.
Also, chug down a few drinks, not enough to look like an idiot, but if its balls you need; alcohol is the answer.

If even with alcohol you don't have enough balls to speak, just forget about trying it. It's true that there is nothing to lose by trying, but there are some guys that are extremely useless to make the first contact, you get so fucking nervous that instead of having a good time dancing that you begin to feel really bad and uncomfortable because you are not being able to decide the right movement. Not all the men are good hunters at the disco, if it's your case, just assume it and enjoy the dancing time, don't try to force the chat if you don't want to, just relax and enjoy your time.

I recommend to try to meet other people by trying other kind of activities, join to a club, join a team, meet more people and soon you will find other places where your brain won't be blocked to talk with girls.

[Ben]

GO play in your hug-box, Aspie.