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CyberWolfX

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Posted at: 5/24/08 10:53 PM

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Were teleported to a giant island with room for a billion people and had to survive together. What would happen?


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The-Hitman

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Newbies would be killed by Regulars, Regulars would be killed by Mods, and Mods would be killed by Admins.

Then the Admins would kill themselves. For no fucking reason.

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The-word-destroyer

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Oh boy i'd be friends with fatass virgins who cant get the girls!

OH what joy that would be!


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qmzp

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It's kind of obvious, we'd kill the least intelligent of us (about 60%) then become the smartest and most powerful nation with the remaining 40% destroying or absorbing all other countries.

click the pie or die!

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Lagatag

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It'd be a sausage fest. And I'd feel sorry for the female users.


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Kwarantyne

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I agree with the sitcom guy.


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InsertFunnyUserName

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Elitist hierarchy that turns into the fascist empire that sparks a full scale civil war.

At the end of it all, there's nothing but complete anarchy and the hollow memories of what once was and what could have been.

What do Madeline and WMD's in Iraq have in common? We can't find either of them.
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DrClay

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most likely a reality show would start


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l33t-soldier

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At 5/24/08 10:53 PM, CyberWolfX wrote: Were teleported to a giant island with room for a billion people and had to survive together. What would happen?

What would happen? WHAT WOULD HAPPEN!?
There are four possible apoclyptic scenarios:

1. We'd masturbate each other to death.
2. Incoming n00bs, like yourself, would cause an over-populated society.
3. ????
4. Profit.


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Haoie

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Lord of the Flies.

Enough said.

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Mr-Destruction

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At 5/24/08 10:53 PM, CyberWolfX wrote: What would happen?

I think that it is possible we will all just argue and talk shit / fight / flame each other until we're all dead.

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thekingofmadness

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People would make parody threads of all newgrounders getting trapped on a island.

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Josh

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At 5/24/08 10:53 PM, CyberWolfX wrote: What would happen?

Newgrounds party? I think so. :)


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Yeah, nice attempt at making a popular thread.

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I would stand in the cornor until every one walked off.

you never saw true horror, when it comes to being alone in darkness.
all you could see is disturbing figures, and horror.
I'm sexy.

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we would all beat eachother up


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...I'm just gonna put this one out there. I call Sawke...

Why so much hatred? You've got to live in this world with me. Why so much hatred? Everyday I wake up in the same country I take a look around and I see no unity.

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ummm.... people would most likely notice were all missing... and we would be rescued pretty fat so nothing.

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I would form a clan. We would then all set out in killing everyone. We would then set out in constructing a fort out of bones from the deceased members. If there was no food I would probably have to consider cannibalism.

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At 5/24/08 11:50 PM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote: Elitist hierarchy that turns into the fascist empire that sparks a full scale civil war.

At the end of it all, there's nothing but complete anarchy and the hollow memories of what once was and what could have been.

Spot-on. Very probable if it's hot, and everybody's irritable in the first place.


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an orgy of 4chan memes


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Well, what I would do in this situation is very complicated. Since the beginning years will be all chaos and anarchy, I would set out to find a small group of allies and we would all set out and do our best to help each other survive. With the deaths of all the weaklings, I would gather up many survivors and create a clan with a sort of oligarchy. With everything within my area in peace, I would then create and Army, for the defence of my people and the destruction of my enemies.

With arms, I would then instigate a smaller weaker rival to go to war with me and crush them, taking all that was once theirs. I would also do my best to forge as many alliances as I can, while making sure to strengthen my alliances with those I can trust and breaking off alliances with those I cannot trust. Of course, I would also establish trade rights for the benefit of my clan's treasury.

With the first decade or so finished, I would then gather up my most trustworthy of allies and we would form a larger stronger clan, so we could be a super power on the island and not easily conquered. With that in mind, my rivals would also do as such and there would be a handful of these Mega-Clans.

Inevitably, war would start between a few of these Mega-Clans and I would my best to keep my Faction out of it. If I were to get involved however, I would do my best to use the Guerilla Tactics that I am so fond of to my advantage and win over my foe. After the inevitable victory of one faction or the other, if I were to lose, I would go into hiding and start a rebellion. If I were the Victor, I would do my best to rule as justly as possible. I would make sure the small female population was taken care of and put those I deem worthy into my Harem and thus ensuring my Lineages survival, so they may rule as I did and everyone would live happily ever after.

I'd try to do something like that anyway.

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First, we'd all look around at each other in confusion.

Then, the mid-teenagers would seperate into their own group, the 17+ people would seperate into their own group, the 30-some year-olds would band together in their little group, aaaand I would have my own group of me and all the hot girls.

Then, you would all battle, whilst my hot pussy posse and I would hide in a cave with blankets, and start populating the island.

After hundreds of years of sexin' it up and drinking black die in hopes of making ourselves into Tankmen, a boat would crash on the island. Then Adrien Brody, Jack Black, Colin Hanks, and Naomi Watts would fight my black grand-children and our pet monkey.

The end.

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I'd climb into a coconut tree and watch


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The stealing of the concept of this 9 minute-ago thread would happen, that's what.

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I would hunt down stamper for kinky times

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