Forum Topic: I am an asshole. And you?

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Kazic5000

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Posted at: 5/24/08 02:58 AM

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At 5/24/08 02:11 AM, penterz wrote:
At 5/24/08 12:29 AM, gradenator wrote: I like to park in handicap spaces while handicapped people make handicapped faces.
I use public toilets, and i piss on the seats.
I walk around in the summertime saying "how about this heat?"

Mabey I shouldent be singing this song...ranting and reaving and carrying on, mabey theyr right when they tell me im wrong......NAH!!!!!

Lol I made my sig in MS paint as I have nothing better. xD
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At 5/24/08 02:58 AM, Kazic5000 wrote:
At 5/24/08 02:11 AM, penterz wrote:
At 5/24/08 12:29 AM, gradenator wrote: I like to park in handicap spaces while handicapped people make handicapped faces.
I use public toilets, and i piss on the seats.
I walk around in the summertime saying "how about this heat?"
Mabey I shouldent be singing this song...ranting and reaving and carrying on, mabey theyr right when they tell me im wrong......NAH!!!!!

needs a cig now, lolz

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Posted at: 5/24/08 03:02 AM

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why, I'm an asscrack.

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Jacked-Off-Lantern

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Posted at: 5/24/08 03:16 AM

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Don't worry you're not the only one. It did happened to me once cause I'm shy. xD

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At 5/24/08 03:09 AM, BigAl109 wrote: I am an asshole overall. I have done a lot of bad stuff over my lifetime...

For one, I've stolen drinks from the cafeteria.

and?

omgz ur badass, nobody cares about petty stuff like that even the cafeteria ppl are prolly "fuck, whatevs"(in exactly that way too)

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Posted at: 5/24/08 03:23 AM

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At 5/24/08 02:13 AM, darx wrote: Nah, you should have just smaked her on her ass and said, "good girl" then walked by.

And that is better by your opinion ? :O


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At 5/24/08 03:02 AM, Onepiece285 wrote: why, I'm an asscrack.

I'm the whole ass.


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At 5/24/08 03:32 AM, ManMadeKing wrote:
At 5/24/08 03:02 AM, Onepiece285 wrote: why, I'm an asscrack.
I'm the whole ass.

and I'm the penis that goes inside.

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At 5/23/08 11:21 PM, sumidiotdude wrote: The papers were everywhere and i had the chance to help but i just walked by her like she was invisible.

what wrong with it?

>:) ... brain !

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Posted at: 5/24/08 03:44 AM

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You had shit to do. Nobody should question or impede your business!

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Posted at: 5/24/08 03:47 AM

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Yeah the other day I'm just walking down the corridor minding my own not so hot not so ugly business and I trip over and drop my binder.
Papers were everywhere and this dick walked past me like I wasn't there.
So anyways I found out where he lived and rubbed his toothbrush all over my crab forest

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At 5/24/08 03:37 AM, Onepiece285 wrote:
At 5/24/08 03:32 AM, ManMadeKing wrote:
At 5/24/08 03:02 AM, Onepiece285 wrote: why, I'm an asscrack.
I'm the whole ass.
and I'm the penis that goes inside.

Oops I farted-ed.


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Posted at: 5/24/08 08:30 AM

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Remember when this was a topic about a boy who ignored a girl in help?

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Posted at: 5/24/08 08:35 AM

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Thats not funny at all. I always help people when they need it. I'm only a asshole if i feel that person really deserves my disrespect. Like...one guy keeps trying to talk to me but purposely forgets my friends names like he thinks it's hilarious. So i just shove him away and tell him not to come near me until he learns.


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On the contrary!! I helped a relatively hot girl pick up her jotters in a packed corridor and evryone was looking at me weird. But i got a good smile from here and now were talking. So i think it pays of in karma if you do good things or not.

I fucking hate euphemism.

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Posted at: 5/25/08 06:46 PM

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Wow, DasUberCow is probably the first person to actually respond intelligently.

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Posted at: 5/25/08 06:54 PM

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I was on msn some girl comes up to me she was crying she wanted to suicide that night I said do it because no one cares especialy not me because I was late for a project.

I'm the asshole.

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At 5/23/08 11:22 PM, Doom-Fan wrote: You were supposed to help pick them up, then your hands would wander onto the same object and try to pick it up, only to be ending up holding hands!

Duuuuuuuude

thanks for making him feal so much worse.

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Posted at: 5/25/08 06:59 PM

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I fell on my skateboard once and my head started bleeding.

This older kid just laughed.

I then waited till he left his house and i hit him in the chest with a baseball bat.

You just gotta be a dick right back to em,ya know?

I can't wait
I can't stay, a candle
I gotta change my mind, before it burns out

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At 5/24/08 08:36 AM, DasUberCow wrote: On the contrary!! I helped a relatively hot girl pick up her jotters in a packed corridor and evryone was looking at me weird. But i got a good smile from here and now were talking. So i think it pays of in karma if you do good things or not.

Dang, you might be hittin that later.


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Posted at: 7/15/08 03:15 AM

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Yeah. I'm a HOLEass.

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This one time some kid in my class was lying on the floor in pain and I just ignored him and walked over him .

TEH SPYDER ONLEE HAZ ZERO LEGGS!!! :O

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Someone crashed in a motorcycle infront of me and I just walked pass them without asking him if he needed help.

ASSSSSSSSSSSS
HOLEEEEEEEEEEE

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Posted at: 7/15/08 12:11 PM

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Yeah I've had that experience BUT I HELPED HER! Fucking hell it's just being polite...

I am gay for three men. Three Sexy, Handsome, Boneriffic young men.

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You a Butthole,a little lower then a asshole

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No, I'm too nice of a guy, I'm a doormat actually.

Drop me a PM to talk about junk, serious or silly.
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You probably were just too shy to make contact with her anyway.

Check out my profile! l Did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons?

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At 5/23/08 11:32 PM, sumidiotdude wrote: Oh well, now I feel like an even bigger idiot.

Don't worry, how do the shits say it, erm, that's it!

There are plenty more fishin the sea.

And if you want, go to her tomorrow and say you were late for class, it will make things better if you don't screw it up.

Yes, it's true, I fuck me.

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I like football and porno and books about war
Ihave a soft couch and a nice hardwood floor
I'm an asshole, he's an asshole!
I'm an asshole, he's an asshole, such an asshole.


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Oh boy.

You're a real all-star badass.

RoseSOAS: you should know i dont think this far ahead
Me made simple: well you already thought as far as holding a chicken while in your underwear

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