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why, I'm an asscrack.

Don't worry you're not the only one. It did happened to me once cause I'm shy. xD

At 5/24/08 03:09 AM, BigAl109 wrote: I am an asshole overall. I have done a lot of bad stuff over my lifetime...

For one, I've stolen drinks from the cafeteria.

and?

omgz ur badass, nobody cares about petty stuff like that even the cafeteria ppl are prolly "fuck, whatevs"(in exactly that way too)

At 5/24/08 02:13 AM, darx wrote: Nah, you should have just smaked her on her ass and said, "good girl" then walked by.

And that is better by your opinion ? :O

At 5/24/08 03:02 AM, Onepiece285 wrote: why, I'm an asscrack.

I'm the whole ass.

At 5/24/08 03:32 AM, ManMadeKing wrote:

At 5/24/08 03:02 AM, Onepiece285 wrote: why, I'm an asscrack.

I'm the whole ass.

and I'm the penis that goes inside.

At 5/23/08 11:21 PM, sumidiotdude wrote: The papers were everywhere and i had the chance to help but i just walked by her like she was invisible.

what wrong with it?

You had shit to do. Nobody should question or impede your business!

Yeah the other day I'm just walking down the corridor minding my own not so hot not so ugly business and I trip over and drop my binder.
Papers were everywhere and this dick walked past me like I wasn't there.
So anyways I found out where he lived and rubbed his toothbrush all over my crab forest

;o

At 5/24/08 03:37 AM, Onepiece285 wrote:

At 5/24/08 03:32 AM, ManMadeKing wrote:

At 5/24/08 03:02 AM, Onepiece285 wrote: why, I'm an asscrack.

I'm the whole ass.

and I'm the penis that goes inside.

Oops I farted-ed.

Remember when this was a topic about a boy who ignored a girl in help?

Thats not funny at all. I always help people when they need it. I'm only a asshole if i feel that person really deserves my disrespect. Like...one guy keeps trying to talk to me but purposely forgets my friends names like he thinks it's hilarious. So i just shove him away and tell him not to come near me until he learns.

On the contrary!! I helped a relatively hot girl pick up her jotters in a packed corridor and evryone was looking at me weird. But i got a good smile from here and now were talking. So i think it pays of in karma if you do good things or not.

Wow, DasUberCow is probably the first person to actually respond intelligently.

I was on msn some girl comes up to me she was crying she wanted to suicide that night I said do it because no one cares especialy not me because I was late for a project.

I'm the asshole.

R.I.P

Kayla

At 5/23/08 11:22 PM, Doom-Fan wrote: You were supposed to help pick them up, then your hands would wander onto the same object and try to pick it up, only to be ending up holding hands!

Duuuuuuuude

thanks for making him feal so much worse.

I fell on my skateboard once and my head started bleeding.

This older kid just laughed.

I then waited till he left his house and i hit him in the chest with a baseball bat.

You just gotta be a dick right back to em,ya know?

At 5/24/08 08:36 AM, DasUberCow wrote: On the contrary!! I helped a relatively hot girl pick up her jotters in a packed corridor and evryone was looking at me weird. But i got a good smile from here and now were talking. So i think it pays of in karma if you do good things or not.

Dang, you might be hittin that later.

Someone crashed in a motorcycle infront of me and I just walked pass them without asking him if he needed help.

ASSSSSSSSSSSS
HOLEEEEEEEEEEE

Yeah I've had that experience BUT I HELPED HER! Fucking hell it's just being polite...

You a Butthole,a little lower then a asshole

No, I'm too nice of a guy, I'm a doormat actually.

You probably were just too shy to make contact with her anyway.

I like football and porno and books about war
Ihave a soft couch and a nice hardwood floor
I'm an asshole, he's an asshole!
I'm an asshole, he's an asshole, such an asshole.

Oh boy.

You're a real all-star badass.

Once I called this girl a bitch just because she annoyed me. But I felt good about it because I never heard her annoying whiny voice again.

As People Post, Facepalm strikes again

At 7/15/08 01:27 PM, pspmad wrote: As People Post, Facepalm strikes again

I facepalm at your failed picture of a facepalm.

thats more of a nosepalm. thanks for sharing.

At 5/24/08 02:11 AM, penterz wrote:
I use public toilets, and i piss on the seats.

i shit in bags and throw them on the celing.

NOT RLY LOLOL

It means your human atleast, you felt regret and sympathy eventually even if you are dick on some level.