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Don't worry you're not the only one. It did happened to me once cause I'm shy. xD
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Newgrounds is my second home. <3
At 5/24/08 03:09 AM, BigAl109 wrote: I am an asshole overall. I have done a lot of bad stuff over my lifetime...
For one, I've stolen drinks from the cafeteria.
omgz ur badass, nobody cares about petty stuff like that even the cafeteria ppl are prolly "fuck, whatevs"(in exactly that way too)
(>C )>--- owl saySuck my (_)_)===========D
At 5/24/08 03:32 AM, ManMadeKing wrote:At 5/24/08 03:02 AM, Onepiece285 wrote: why, I'm an asscrack.I'm the whole ass.
and I'm the penis that goes inside.
At 5/23/08 11:21 PM, sumidiotdude wrote: The papers were everywhere and i had the chance to help but i just walked by her like she was invisible.
what wrong with it?
(הֲבֵל הֲבָלִים אָמַר קֹהֶלֶת, הֲבֵל הֲבָלִים הַכֹּל הָבֶל. דּוֹר הֹלֵךְ וְדוֹר בָּא, וְהָאָרֶץ לְעוֹלָם עֹמָדֶת. (קהלת א ג, ה
Yeah the other day I'm just walking down the corridor minding my own not so hot not so ugly business and I trip over and drop my binder.
Papers were everywhere and this dick walked past me like I wasn't there.
So anyways I found out where he lived and rubbed his toothbrush all over my crab forest
[I Has A Hat]
And it's on my head, your source for stupid comics and everything hats (No hats)
Thats not funny at all. I always help people when they need it. I'm only a asshole if i feel that person really deserves my disrespect. Like...one guy keeps trying to talk to me but purposely forgets my friends names like he thinks it's hilarious. So i just shove him away and tell him not to come near me until he learns.
On the contrary!! I helped a relatively hot girl pick up her jotters in a packed corridor and evryone was looking at me weird. But i got a good smile from here and now were talking. So i think it pays of in karma if you do good things or not.
I was on msn some girl comes up to me she was crying she wanted to suicide that night I said do it because no one cares especialy not me because I was late for a project.
I'm the asshole.
At 5/23/08 11:22 PM, Doom-Fan wrote: You were supposed to help pick them up, then your hands would wander onto the same object and try to pick it up, only to be ending up holding hands!Duuuuuuuude
thanks for making him feal so much worse.
I fell on my skateboard once and my head started bleeding.
This older kid just laughed.
I then waited till he left his house and i hit him in the chest with a baseball bat.
You just gotta be a dick right back to em,ya know?
I WANT TO FUCK ON THE FLOOR AND BREAK SHIT
At 5/24/08 08:36 AM, DasUberCow wrote: On the contrary!! I helped a relatively hot girl pick up her jotters in a packed corridor and evryone was looking at me weird. But i got a good smile from here and now were talking. So i think it pays of in karma if you do good things or not.
Dang, you might be hittin that later.
Someone crashed in a motorcycle infront of me and I just walked pass them without asking him if he needed help.
You a Butthole,a little lower then a asshole
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF I EAT PEANUTS!
You're a real all-star badass.
RoseSOAS: you should know i dont think this far ahead
Me made simple: well you already thought as far as holding a chicken while in your underwear
At 7/15/08 01:27 PM, pspmad wrote: As People Post, Facepalm strikes again
I facepalm at your failed picture of a facepalm.
thats more of a nosepalm. thanks for sharing.
At 5/24/08 02:11 AM, penterz wrote:
I use public toilets, and i piss on the seats.
i shit in bags and throw them on the celing.
NOT RLY LOLOL
WHAT IN GODS NAME.
It means your human atleast, you felt regret and sympathy eventually even if you are dick on some level.