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Response to I am an asshole. And you? 2008-05-24 03:02:29 Reply

why, I'm an asscrack.


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Response to I am an asshole. And you? 2008-05-24 03:16:09 Reply

Don't worry you're not the only one. It did happened to me once cause I'm shy. xD


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Response to I am an asshole. And you? 2008-05-24 03:17:13 Reply

At 5/24/08 03:09 AM, BigAl109 wrote: I am an asshole overall. I have done a lot of bad stuff over my lifetime...

For one, I've stolen drinks from the cafeteria.

and?

omgz ur badass, nobody cares about petty stuff like that even the cafeteria ppl are prolly "fuck, whatevs"(in exactly that way too)

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Response to I am an asshole. And you? 2008-05-24 03:23:21 Reply

At 5/24/08 02:13 AM, darx wrote: Nah, you should have just smaked her on her ass and said, "good girl" then walked by.

And that is better by your opinion ? :O

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Response to I am an asshole. And you? 2008-05-24 03:32:51 Reply

At 5/24/08 03:02 AM, Onepiece285 wrote: why, I'm an asscrack.

I'm the whole ass.

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Response to I am an asshole. And you? 2008-05-24 03:37:16 Reply

At 5/24/08 03:32 AM, ManMadeKing wrote:
At 5/24/08 03:02 AM, Onepiece285 wrote: why, I'm an asscrack.
I'm the whole ass.

and I'm the penis that goes inside.


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Response to I am an asshole. And you? 2008-05-24 03:37:33 Reply

At 5/23/08 11:21 PM, sumidiotdude wrote: The papers were everywhere and i had the chance to help but i just walked by her like she was invisible.

what wrong with it?


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Response to I am an asshole. And you? 2008-05-24 03:44:00 Reply

You had shit to do. Nobody should question or impede your business!


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Response to I am an asshole. And you? 2008-05-24 03:47:45 Reply

Yeah the other day I'm just walking down the corridor minding my own not so hot not so ugly business and I trip over and drop my binder.
Papers were everywhere and this dick walked past me like I wasn't there.
So anyways I found out where he lived and rubbed his toothbrush all over my crab forest

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Response to I am an asshole. And you? 2008-05-24 03:48:21 Reply

At 5/24/08 03:37 AM, Onepiece285 wrote:
At 5/24/08 03:32 AM, ManMadeKing wrote:
At 5/24/08 03:02 AM, Onepiece285 wrote: why, I'm an asscrack.
I'm the whole ass.
and I'm the penis that goes inside.

Oops I farted-ed.

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Response to I am an asshole. And you? 2008-05-24 08:30:38 Reply

Remember when this was a topic about a boy who ignored a girl in help?


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Response to I am an asshole. And you? 2008-05-24 08:35:20 Reply

Thats not funny at all. I always help people when they need it. I'm only a asshole if i feel that person really deserves my disrespect. Like...one guy keeps trying to talk to me but purposely forgets my friends names like he thinks it's hilarious. So i just shove him away and tell him not to come near me until he learns.

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Response to I am an asshole. And you? 2008-05-24 08:36:34 Reply

On the contrary!! I helped a relatively hot girl pick up her jotters in a packed corridor and evryone was looking at me weird. But i got a good smile from here and now were talking. So i think it pays of in karma if you do good things or not.


I fucking hate euphemism.

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Response to I am an asshole. And you? 2008-05-25 18:46:28 Reply

Wow, DasUberCow is probably the first person to actually respond intelligently.


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Response to I am an asshole. And you? 2008-05-25 18:54:06 Reply

I was on msn some girl comes up to me she was crying she wanted to suicide that night I said do it because no one cares especialy not me because I was late for a project.

I'm the asshole.

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Response to I am an asshole. And you? 2008-05-25 18:55:58 Reply

At 5/23/08 11:22 PM, Doom-Fan wrote: You were supposed to help pick them up, then your hands would wander onto the same object and try to pick it up, only to be ending up holding hands!

Duuuuuuuude

thanks for making him feal so much worse.


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Response to I am an asshole. And you? 2008-05-25 18:59:25 Reply

I fell on my skateboard once and my head started bleeding.

This older kid just laughed.

I then waited till he left his house and i hit him in the chest with a baseball bat.

You just gotta be a dick right back to em,ya know?

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Response to I am an asshole. And you? 2008-05-25 19:07:02 Reply

At 5/24/08 08:36 AM, DasUberCow wrote: On the contrary!! I helped a relatively hot girl pick up her jotters in a packed corridor and evryone was looking at me weird. But i got a good smile from here and now were talking. So i think it pays of in karma if you do good things or not.

Dang, you might be hittin that later.

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Response to I am an asshole. And you? 2008-07-15 12:02:28 Reply

Someone crashed in a motorcycle infront of me and I just walked pass them without asking him if he needed help.

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Response to I am an asshole. And you? 2008-07-15 12:11:55 Reply

Yeah I've had that experience BUT I HELPED HER! Fucking hell it's just being polite...


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Response to I am an asshole. And you? 2008-07-15 12:14:04 Reply

You a Butthole,a little lower then a asshole


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Response to I am an asshole. And you? 2008-07-15 12:14:17 Reply

No, I'm too nice of a guy, I'm a doormat actually.

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Response to I am an asshole. And you? 2008-07-15 12:37:56 Reply

You probably were just too shy to make contact with her anyway.


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Response to I am an asshole. And you? 2008-07-15 13:14:01 Reply

I like football and porno and books about war
Ihave a soft couch and a nice hardwood floor
I'm an asshole, he's an asshole!
I'm an asshole, he's an asshole, such an asshole.

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Response to I am an asshole. And you? 2008-07-15 13:16:16 Reply

Oh boy.

You're a real all-star badass.


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Response to I am an asshole. And you? 2008-07-15 13:17:12 Reply

Once I called this girl a bitch just because she annoyed me. But I felt good about it because I never heard her annoying whiny voice again.

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Response to I am an asshole. And you? 2008-07-15 13:27:05 Reply

As People Post, Facepalm strikes again

I am an asshole. And you?


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Response to I am an asshole. And you? 2008-07-15 13:31:38 Reply

At 7/15/08 01:27 PM, pspmad wrote: As People Post, Facepalm strikes again

I facepalm at your failed picture of a facepalm.

thats more of a nosepalm. thanks for sharing.

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Response to I am an asshole. And you? 2008-07-15 13:42:22 Reply

At 5/24/08 02:11 AM, penterz wrote:
I use public toilets, and i piss on the seats.

i shit in bags and throw them on the celing.


NOT RLY LOLOL

WHAT IN GODS NAME.

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Response to I am an asshole. And you? 2008-07-15 13:48:04 Reply

It means your human atleast, you felt regret and sympathy eventually even if you are dick on some level.