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Posted at: 6/3/08 08:47 AM

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At 6/3/08 08:33 AM, Lucy wrote: Masturbate.

FLICKING THE BEAN

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Posted at: 6/4/08 06:26 PM

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I'd say that i use 'jack' more then 'jerk'...i dont really use it in any conversation, so its kinda hard to tell which i say without thinking about it. i say im jerking off on IM with my gf...and she just starts spamming the place with links to porn pics. and im always kidding o_O

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Posted at: 6/4/08 06:31 PM

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At 5/23/08 07:49 PM, UndeadAtheist wrote: many people have stopped me and told me to say jerk.

Those people who say jerk.... Do they happen to be Jamaican?

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It's jerk due to the jerking motion.

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Posted at: 6/4/08 06:47 PM

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JUST JERK OFF!

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HOPEFULLY THIS WILL HELP YOU ON YOUR WAY TO A JERK A DAY!

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Posted at: 6/4/08 06:53 PM

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I already average about two jerks a day. Hahahahaha. Seriously though:

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Posted at: 6/5/08 04:58 PM

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Lucky guy up there..ma gf wouldent give me porn links
and i say wank, probs a British thing


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Posted at: 6/5/08 04:58 PM

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I do both..............

ALL the time.

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Posted at: 6/5/08 05:01 PM

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Jack= fuck
Jerk= masturbate

retard.

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It's jack off you jack-off.

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I try to use one of the many slang terms..

Spank the monkey
Choke the chicken
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Pat the pirate..

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At 5/23/08 07:53 PM, DudeGoofyGuy wrote: Neither, fap.

Indeed.

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Wank > Jerk/Jack > Fap

It's simple really.


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Jerak
Jerk + Jack = Cool And Fun

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Jack
Jerk
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Tug
Pull
Fap
Masturbate

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jack off


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I say wank or beat the meat.

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I can't believe there are 5 pages about Jerking/Flaping/jaking or what ever...

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I like to say jack off.

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i dont really give a shit. there both the same damn it. it can be what u want it to be, hell why would we care. hell it can even mean that u ripped of someones head. also why do was "jack in" instead of log in? lol i can make a joke. instead of logging off in the chat u say "hey im going to jack off later" XD. we all are in a jail me im in a violent one really. sorry got off topic of this topic. by that i mean that we all have violence in us. i am emotionless now it happened when noone would be nice to me at all i lost all intrest in emotions and hwat others think. just worthless. and i am evil.

can u retards read or am i the only one?


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jack cuz it sounds better and makes more since duh


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Posted at: 6/7/08 11:14 AM

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At 5/23/08 07:53 PM, DasUberCow wrote: I say wank....

Just to be awkward!

i'm with this guy, even though i'm not a brit

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I always say jack..

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I say 'Mandar uma'.. I live in brazil, here you can sei 'Bater uma punheta', 'Mandar ver', 'Toca umazinha', 'Toca uma punheta', 'Descabela o palhaço', 'Abri o chanpaign', 'Descasca a banana' and more.....


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At 5/23/08 07:49 PM, UndeadAtheist wrote: I say jack, though many people have stopped me.

For normal people, the sentence usually ends there.

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Posted at: 6/7/08 05:22 PM

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jerk just sounds.... rough. i prefer jack

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i hate you all

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