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Posted at: 5/23/08 09:32 PM
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At 5/23/08 08:36 PM, UndeadAtheist wrote: At 5/23/08 08:30 PM, BareNakedMike wrote: This topic is amazingI sense sarcasm....
At 5/23/08 08:30 PM, BareNakedMike wrote: This topic is amazing
Nah, seriously. Thank you.
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Posted at: 5/23/08 09:35 PM
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At 5/23/08 09:32 PM, BareNakedMike wrote: At 5/23/08 08:36 PM, UndeadAtheist wrote: At 5/23/08 08:30 PM, BareNakedMike wrote: This topic is amazingI sense sarcasm....Nah, seriously. Thank you.
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Anyhow, I just felt the need to ask. I just want to know what most people think.
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Posted at: 5/23/08 10:02 PM
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Jack Off is pretty much in the now, Jerk off was like, back in '06.
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Posted at: 5/23/08 10:04 PM
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i think it depends on where you live.
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Posted at: 5/23/08 10:05 PM
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I say fap. Even in real life. No one knows what I'm talking about though...
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Posted at: 5/23/08 10:12 PM
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I say frig or wank.
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Posted at: 5/23/08 10:15 PM
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I personally prefer "jack-off" but I agree with others when they say "beat-off" or "whack-off"
and btw...."spank the monkey" made me lol,thanx for that
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At 5/23/08 07:51 PM, Moody-Media wrote: Jack off FTW
hell yeah! i barely use jerk off. it sounds weird
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Posted at: 5/23/08 10:16 PM
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I say Jack off. xD
Posted at: 5/23/08 11:00 PM
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I've seen both and this thread officially makes both of them just as good to use.
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Posted at: 5/23/08 11:01 PM
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Jack is present tense. Jerk is past tense.
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Posted at: 5/24/08 02:15 AM
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jerk off sounds really gay, unmanly and americanised.
jack off is what men do.
jerk off is what little boys do.
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Posted at: 5/24/08 02:30 AM
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I just say "I'm gonna jerk it".
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Posted at: 5/24/08 03:04 AM
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I'd say jack off. Like my username LULZ.
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Posted at: 5/24/08 03:09 AM
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I call people "Jack-Offs" and I refer to masturbation as "Punching the Clown."
"Hey Geoff, what are you doing?" "Oh I thought I'd head back home, hop in the shower, and punch the clown real good before heading off to bed." "Sounds good, G'night"
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Posted at: 5/24/08 03:11 AM
At 5/23/08 11:01 PM, Randy74 wrote: Jack is present tense. Jerk is past tense.
That seems to make more sense; I can get behind that.
Posted at: 5/24/08 03:18 AM
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I say yank off, i don't know why.
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Posted at: 5/24/08 04:24 AM
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Jerkle Hide!
Seriously though, Jack off.
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Posted at: 5/24/08 04:25 AM
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If any one asks I say "Pulling the monkey up the mango tree"
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Whatever happened to wanking? I miss it
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Posted at: 5/24/08 04:48 AM
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"Jack off", always. Sometimes I just say "masturbate".
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Posted at: 5/26/08 05:44 PM
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I say chaqueta.
Posted at: 5/26/08 05:45 PM
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i say wank or hand shandy cos i'm a limey
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Posted at: 5/26/08 05:47 PM
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At 5/23/08 07:49 PM, UndeadAtheist wrote: Which is it, dammit? I say jack, though many people have stopped me and told me to say jerk. Fuck them. I assume jerk makes more sense, but whatever. I want to know that you think NG.
whoever stopped you is either fucking retarded. either way sounds good
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Posted at: 5/26/08 05:48 PM
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At 5/23/08 07:53 PM, DasUberCow wrote: I say wank.... Just to be awkward!
Just to be awkward!
i say 'hamshank' cause it ryhms with wank =]
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Posted at: 5/26/08 05:51 PM
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evrything you need to know
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Posted at: 5/26/08 07:32 PM
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in spanish you say "jalatela" or "chingate" >>jerk off<<a nd "me la pelas" >>thats when you say that youre better than someone<<
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Posted at: 5/26/08 07:55 PM
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i say "hey! its a wonderful kind of day!"
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Posted at: 5/26/08 07:57 PM
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SPANK THE DAWNKEY!
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Posted at: 5/26/08 08:01 PM
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I didn't think guys would really care 0_________o
But commonly I hear my guy friends saying jack.
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