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Only If you are a HUGE loser will you ever do something like this. Fitting is this last statement because this is a Geocities page. For the math geeks out there here is an equation for you. Geocities=Loser+Geeks. Who is this kid? Dork McDorkson.

Actually this has been around a good while. Stile even made fun of it once a while back. I first noticed it in summer of 99 so its at least 2 years old :(

hahahahahaha, who cares if this is from the historic period- this made me laugh my ass off! gotta be a joke tho, "please kill me" hahaha! CRACKIN!!

The odd thing about this is that I've seen michael around from new mexico for a few years. Honest. The original geocities website went down long ago and its intermittently been hosted other places. I went ahead about 6 months ago and made a nice little techno remix courtesy of mp3.com http://www.mp3.com/bunjmaster

Aww shit! That was one funny techno remix! You kick ass man! YOU KICK ASS!

At 7/3/01 09:18 AM, 2_ViLe wrote: I am going to email this kid and pretend im little girl and then and once he thinks we are going out im going to say "I am Dumping you after a like you SENORDINGDONG!" hahahahahahahahaha

Actually if you delete the /michael thing and go to seniordingdong's page it looks like seniordingdong just made a copy of Michael's page and hosted it. If you search kidblount@yahoo.com you can find several other copies of his site.

At 7/5/01 10:42 PM, CrusadershOck wrote: The odd thing about this is that I've seen michael around from new mexico for a few years. Honest. The original geocities website went down long ago and its intermittently been hosted other places. I went ahead about 6 months ago and made a nice little techno remix courtesy of mp3.com http://www.mp3.com/bunjmaster

haha dude- dance ejay! You know how to turn Dance ejay files into MP3s easily?
-RichL

my first thought on this was "leave the poor, useless, ugly, fuck alone." of course, I'll bet a lot of people thought the same damn thing. but I changed my mind pretty quickly after I saw the flash movie with him in it. anyways...all I really have to say about this is that you all might wanna watch out...the little moron might stumble across that movie and try to sue newgrounds or something stupid like that, ya know? anyways, I loved the flash movie, I'd say it's possible this is the next big thing...so let's bring the movies on where the fucker gets killed! BWAHAHA!

At 7/2/01 05:44 PM, TomFulp wrote: Over the years, Newgrounds has always been timely with pointing out / making fun of viral trends on the internet. We were right there at the onset of Mahir, Whassup and All Your Base.

So now the question... Is this going to be the next big thing? Is everyone going to be emailing this link to all their friends?

Respond to this post with your thoughts, or just go ahead and create a Flash cartoon making fun of this poor kid. Either way, I can't wait to hear your thoughts!

I thought tis was hilarious! At first I thought this wasn't real, but then I realized a certain retardedness in his voice and I was like, "Holy Shit! Fuck me in the pisshole with a golden spoon! What a fag!" Someone posting that type of shit on the net must expect to be dissed. Why the fuck is a girlfriend the most important thing nowadays? After taking a 1-year course in 15 days in summer school and watching some more movies, I only have about three girls that call anymore. All are fairly decent looking. Oh well, who wants to be tied down to one girl anyway?

Well, I'm going to sleep. My dad's takin' me to see Scary Movie 2 tomorrow for my birthday wich is on Monday. Damn, summer school on my b-day!?

-Dan- (the_movie_fanatic)

is that a mullett that i see?

As far as i know, its all a big joke. About a year ago i downloaded a mod for Half-life called Arg! and it had that same soundclip in it. So I'm pretty sure that this was just someone's idea for some funny shit. And they were right! But i'm guessin the kid and the story is all B.S.

Hahahahaha...
Hey Tom where did u find this.I wonder if he is a NG user?

that poor boy, i feel really bad for him... ha! no i don't. what a pathetic loser!

What A Fucking gay shit, he's a gay 11 year old who can't get a girl cos hes soo damn fuckng ugly Chirst i got a girl when i was 9 and she still likes me now im 11 FUCKing HELL WHAT A LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!

F*ck, it isn't there anymore!! who squeeled damn'it

the site is all screwed up. Dont need to worry about him!

At 10/2/01 10:56 AM, Mutilated-Puppet wrote: the site is all screwed up. Dont need to worry about him!

-Doesn't even bother looking up at the other posts

At 10/14/01 11:16 PM, MI4_REAL_2001 wrote:

At 10/2/01 10:56 AM, Mutilated-Puppet wrote: the site is all screwed up. Dont need to worry about him!

-Doesn't even bother looking up at the other posts

so tru

yeah, ok.... i think its time sum1 took away the link, as its no longer there, Mikey must have seen this site and its parodies (as funny as they are!! LOL) and taken the site down... poor lad, but what an UGLY child

At 7/3/01 10:05 AM, TomFulp wrote:

At 7/2/01 11:27 PM, TheNewAuk wrote: Nah, this is the next big thing:

http://www.armchair.mb.ca/~scissors/

Hahaha... The music is classic. :)

-Tom

I can't access this page...

Nor can I access the page about that kid that Tom posted.

Anyone got a working link?

At 7/3/01 03:50 PM, ColombianDrugLord wrote: First thing, senordingdong is NOT the kid, I'm pretty sure the original site was taken down long ago. I have seen this a few times before and has already had its go at being the big thing. I dont know why I'm putting this in but you can also find it at Plexe.com/funny/dork.html

Thanks man.

Now I was able to see it, realise that it wasn't that great after all, and then realise that it wsn't exactly that highly rated in the first place...

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Robert

Wow, it's been awhile since anyone's posted on this topic. When I saw the kid's webpage, I had to say something because I almost couldn't believe it. My friends and I had a pretty good laugh.

I wonder if he's got a girlfriend by now? Eh, probably not..

TOM FULP : This is me why did you do this to me? I have been beaten up alot because of this!! This is not right! Iam not that ugly!

Um, yeah, seems the site isn't there anymore. So, I'm left out. :p

what in the hell was that?

EVERYONE! mikey's new site is: wwww.pr0k.net/thechilde

I found his site http://www.xsunderground.com/thechilde/

Noo! The site's gone...... What was on it?

Holy dear jesus. If I were that kid, I woulda killed myself by now. What a fucking retarded peice of crap!!! Go to the past forums, someone posted up his site. Read his site, then go to forums. Read a post called: Michael not Mikey. I laughed my ass off. I have no sympathy for Mikey.

Dumb shit.