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WOLF SPIDERS!!!!!!!

Whatever it is just put him on a piece of paper, trap him in a cup, put him outside and lock your door.

PIck it up with something, like toilet paper and drop it into the toilet and flush the damn spider went into your house it deserves to die!!!! :)

No, I don't like spiders one bit.

It's going to Candy Mountain.
LEAVE SPIDEY ALONE!!

If it don't harm you just let it free outside.

At 5/23/08 08:49 AM, Azutom wrote: It's going to Candy Mountain.
LEAVE SPIDEY ALONE!!

oh thats freaking funny.
chaaaaaaaaaarlie....
heh. spiders are nothing. just punch them like I do in australia.

At 5/23/08 06:03 AM, mranarchy wrote: Oh you Americans...the fact you live in a country full of things that could kill you, cracks me up.

Are you telling me there's no creatures in the UK that are dangerous to humans?

At 5/23/08 03:55 PM, DJ-Keen wrote:

At 5/23/08 06:03 AM, mranarchy wrote: Oh you Americans...the fact you live in a country full of things that could kill you, cracks me up.

Are you telling me there's no creatures in the UK that are dangerous to humans?

Pfft, hardly. Guard dogs maybe...

Oh...Vipers, but they are extremely rare and not actually that venomous .

I can't believe how many users on this site are afraid of spiders. Get over your fear, pussies!

k..k..kill it! i have a large arachnaphobia problem ever since thise spider shot a web at my face and tried to crawl on me. just take like a stick or ruler and smack that badass away. :)

At 5/23/08 04:00 PM, Eggys wrote: I can't believe how many users on this site are afraid of spiders. Get over your fear, pussies!

I don't like spiders either, but I don't get all "OMFG SPIDER ALERT KILL IT!!!!11" when I see one.

Step on it then you will know what kind it is. Dead Spider

The kind of spider that hangs like this in gym class.

At 5/23/08 04:19 AM, dearion wrote: Why are you sleeping on an air matress on the floor? Get a job you bum.

Aw, but I love my futon.

Let's just hope its not a recluse.

Oh BTW guise, I found this spider in my closet, can anyone please tell me what it is? it has the leg span of about 15 rolls of quarters places side by side of each other..I'd really like to know considering that I jack off in that closet on the floor nightly.

Its a bloody scary Spider thats what kind. First i would let him bite me so i could attain Spiderman-like skills, then id scoop that bad boy up and put him outside.

At 5/23/08 04:09 PM, Mr-Destruction wrote: Let's just hope its not a recluse.

Oh BTW guise, I found this spider in my closet, can anyone please tell me what it is? it has the leg span of about 15 rolls of quarters places side by side of each other..I'd really like to know considering that I jack off in that closet on the floor nightly.

Those spiders look like pubic hair.

you could pistol whip the spider and if it doesnt die take a shot at it with a rifle

love the real all american spider

At 5/23/08 06:07 AM, Jezuz wrote:

At 5/23/08 06:03 AM, mranarchy wrote: Oh you Americans...the fact you live in a country full of things that could kill you, cracks me up.

Hah.

Epic Ass win.

Anyway, that spider you have there sir, is an assmite.
No reason to fear it, as long as you're facing forward while you handle it.
*shivers*

At 5/23/08 04:09 PM, Mr-Destruction wrote: Let's just hope its not a recluse.

Oh BTW guise, I found this spider in my closet, can anyone please tell me what it is? it has the leg span of about 15 rolls of quarters places side by side of each other..I'd really like to know considering that I jack off in that closet on the floor nightly.

Spider orgy...(you are so fucked)

At 5/23/08 04:20 PM, shityhead wrote: you could pistol whip the spider and if it doesnt die take a shot at it with a rifle

Well, I actually do have a pistol and a rifle with me..

But i'd much rather punch the spider in the face, much like Dane Cook does to bees.

It's a Brown Recluse. It's bite can do this:

At 5/23/08 04:25 PM, Slayer3751 wrote: It's a Brown Recluse. It's bite can do this:

You're a little late, read the first page posts :P

At 5/23/08 04:27 PM, DJ-Keen wrote:

At 5/23/08 04:25 PM, Slayer3751 wrote: It's a Brown Recluse. It's bite can do this:

You're a little late, read the first page posts :P

I did. I just HAD to post the gory picture.

Oh my god I hate spiders! I hate them and THAT fucking spider freaked me out. Cursed Arachnophobia. Anyways, I don´t think it´s poisonous or something. The really poisonous spiders are small in general. Then again... I´d sleep with one eye open this night.

Or just kill it. Goddamned spiders.

Woudln't it be funny if you like had a whole nest of it in your room?

sux2bu

its a camel spider.

At 5/23/08 04:02 PM, IceFireMudDragon wrote: k..k..kill it! i have a large arachnaphobia problem ever since thise spider shot a web at my face and tried to crawl on me. just take like a stick or ruler and smack that badass away. :)

i hope god makes a giant spider scared of humans to kill you

That is not funny... If someone blew up Big Ben, or torched the Sydney opera house I wouldn't be making fun of that...

But that spider does look a lot like the common huntsman however. As far as brown recluses go if you get bit by one you won't die, but you will be required to get a shot in the arm and a shot in the butt. Untreated the skin will rot and will possibly be required to amputate, but if you go to the emergency room you'll just get a nasty bump for a week or so. My friend got bit by a recluse a while back, he's fine now.