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At 7/3/08 10:06 PM, PulpChaos wrote:

At 7/3/08 10:05 PM, LordBeta2 wrote:

At 5/22/08 05:49 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: Walls.
Roof.
Kitchen.
Woman.

In that order.

Why women last?

The bitch won't give you a sandwich if there is no kitchen.

and no sex if there aint no walls and a roof you fucking moron

At 7/3/08 10:26 PM, gatbusta32415 wrote:

At 7/3/08 10:06 PM, PulpChaos wrote:

At 7/3/08 10:05 PM, LordBeta2 wrote:

At 5/22/08 05:49 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: Walls.
Roof.
Kitchen.
Booze.
Woman.

In that order.

Why women last?

The bitch won't give you a sandwich if there is no kitchen.

and no sex if there aint no walls and a roof you fucking moron

Fixed for a greater cause, and yes, the sandwich and sex are ESSENTIAL

i once built a tree house. i put an inflatable couch in it. i was thinking about putting a mini fridge and a tv, but there would be no way for it to be powered. me and my friends ad sleepovers in it, good times.
you should really get creative with this thing.

For the water, make a really big hole filled with water then sand make sure the water is right below the sand to a breaking point, in the hole needs to be barbwire(barbwire first) then get sand and water, and you'll have quicksand. They'll get cut up and too tired to move and hopefully drown. Also barbwire the trees around the area but leave a opening for you to know. Then take a sheet of wood and use it for a door.

At 5/22/08 06:06 PM, mastermalpass wrote: You must name it.........

.....Nova Prospekt.

Or how about Citadel 13?

Danm i love the furniture in there were u get it
nice tree fort

At 7/3/08 11:10 PM, hongkongexpress wrote:

At 5/22/08 06:06 PM, mastermalpass wrote: You must name it.........

.....Nova Prospekt.

Or how about Citadel 13?

I named it JKS HQ for the lulz.

Chicks

It's beautiful. If I were seven I would so want to play in it. Wait a minute, tell me your plan isn't to lure children into it and.. No? Ok, fine then. Carry on as you were.

At 7/4/08 11:48 AM, DannyIsOnFire wrote: It's beautiful. If I were seven I would so want to play in it. Wait a minute, tell me your plan isn't to lure children into it and.. No? Ok, fine then. Carry on as you were.

That's the last thing I want. Those little annoying brats that live not far away from me are always saying shit as they ride passed on there bikes. If they were not cowards, Then they would fight me. But yah, But I put up a bit "PRIVATE PROPERTY ANY UNAUTHORIZED ACTIVITY WILL BE REPORTED TO AUTHORITIES" or something like that. But they weren't getting the message so I took a picture of them. And showed it to their parents who "Didn't believe my foolish story". If you guys want, I can post the picture up for the lulz.

Paint over the graffiti on the wood so it looks nicer. Add some chairs or something and maybe a small table on the outside so you can eat there.

At 5/22/08 06:25 PM, McZero wrote: It's funny on how you keep on whoring out your friend's and your userpage. Also it dosn't look stable It should fall. and I hope it does when you're on it, and you die then we can have a funeral.

Was that REALLY nessesary? Cos that wasn't nice. MAI ROFLKNIEF WILL VISIT YOU TONIGHT!!!!! Sorry, it can't control itself :/

At 7/4/08 12:05 PM, JoxskornerStudios01 wrote: If they were not cowards, Then they would fight me. But yah, But I put up a bit "PRIVATE PROPERTY ANY UNAUTHORIZED ACTIVITY WILL BE REPORTED TO AUTHORITIES"

That's rubbish. Something like, "No trespassing allowed! Intruders will be shot on sight!"

They'd never come near you again :D

At 7/4/08 12:05 PM, JoxskornerStudios01 wrote:

At 7/4/08 11:48 AM, DannyIsOnFire wrote: It's beautiful. If I were seven I would so want to play in it. Wait a minute, tell me your plan isn't to lure children into it and.. No? Ok, fine then. Carry on as you were.

That's the last thing I want.

All of you, Get out of my swamp!

At 7/4/08 12:13 PM, blueman6 wrote:

All of you, Get out of my swamp!

Shreck anyone? LOL.

Toilet. No - I'm serious. What if you're lost out in the forrest and you need to *******.

(wtf?)

nice.

At 7/3/08 05:34 PM, PulpChaos wrote:

At 7/3/08 05:32 PM, Zuperduper wrote: a fat guy is gonna come and its gonna fall

Some people will hijack some planes and crash into it

lol

At 7/3/08 05:34 PM, PulpChaos wrote:

At 7/3/08 05:32 PM, Zuperduper wrote: a fat guy is gonna come and its gonna fall

Some people will hijack some planes and crash into it

Oh my god...so innapropiate yet so funny

for better stucture i would recomend a tringle made platfor unter the floor. that would increse stability and hold more weight. for decoration take lawn chairs, tables, battery radios, and mirrors, etc. only light things. for defense, pit traps, treenets, and turrets. and maybe a rope ladder so noone can attack you up there.

At 7/5/08 01:46 PM, slighly-minty wrote: for better structure i would reccomend a triangle made platform under the floor. that would increase blah blah blah

sorry fixed. i didnt get much sleep so I wasnt paying much attention.

At 7/4/08 12:11 PM, citricsquid wrote: That's rubbish. Something like, "No trespassing allowed! Intruders will be shot on sight!"

They'd never come near you again :D

And then write "Survivors will be shot again."

Needs more yiff.

Make a turret of paintball guns. And have a stash of pellets.

And an agrny faic paintjob.

At 7/5/08 03:36 PM, alfredy95 wrote: Make a turret of paintball guns. And have a stash of pellets.

And an agrny faic paintjob.

better yet make special paintballs that look like agnry faic when someone is hit. that would be badass.

Bumped due to awesomeness.

i could live there with eva mendes

The lack of protection against Zombies is distressing...

Mount on some turrets, stock in ammo, get a food supply and wait for the undead to attack.

At 7/3/08 05:34 PM, PulpChaos wrote:

At 7/3/08 05:32 PM, Zuperduper wrote: a fat guy is gonna come and its gonna fall

Some people will hijack some planes and crash into it

Win. I loled