A Topic To Boost My E-popularity.

[Burnzoid]

ITT: I will talk about how awesome I am, and that for you to become awesome you must become friends with me, and look up to me as your mentor.

First off, I'm way more good looking than you. I'd have to go to say that I'm one of the most attractive people on NG, probably the most attractive. I'm also the funniest, when I crack a joke it is bound to make people laugh, if you don't laugh you are obviously a queer. All the girls want me, and most of them have had me, except the butt ugly one. This also links with my performance in the bedroom, I'd be the best fuck you ever had.

Secondly, I have way more talents than you. I'm good at most sports, can sing, act, play multiple instruments, and have a very good knowledge of creative writing. Intelligence is also a aspect that I carry, and to be fair, half on NG's population consist of half witted retards who can't even tell the difference between "there" and "their".

Thirdly, I have a bigger dick than you. If you are a female, you may PM me for pics.

Thank you for listening to me. I hope by now you have realized you are greatly inferior, and that to become popular you must have some sort of friendship with me. If you can't grasp this simple tip, then I strongly advice you to give up on any future dreams and just curl up into a ball on the floor.

Also: DSFARGEG

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[KIRBYLINK]

At 5/21/08 05:37 PM, Eggys wrote: Change that aura to Fab RIGHT NOW

I concur.

[jewdudewtf]

At 5/21/08 05:36 PM, Burnzoid wrote: Thirdly, I have a bigger dick than you. If you are a female, you may PM me for pics.

What if were not a girl?

[Cubone]

but in the end you just'a busta

[PinballWizard976]

Nobody likes a gloating bastard, therefore you suck.

[Burnzoid]

At 5/21/08 05:42 PM, PinballWizard976 wrote: Nobody likes a gloating bastard, therefore you suck.

I think you missed the point somewhat.

[Burnzoid]

At 5/21/08 05:45 PM, agustana wrote: I'm PM'ing you right now.

15!

Far too young. Mind you I did loose my virginity at 15.

I'll think about it, also contemplating if you're an alt or not.

[TAUfanatic]

u r conceited......just saying

[Burnzoid]

Oh god I'm so fucking cool.

[TropicalParadise]

At 5/21/08 05:36 PM, Burnzoid wrote: ITT: I will talk about how awesome I am, and that for you to become awesome you must become friends with me, and look up to me as your mentor.

First off, I'm way more good looking than you. I'd have to go to say that I'm one of the most attractive people on NG, probably the most attractive. I'm also the funniest, when I crack a joke it is bound to make people laugh, if you don't laugh you are obviously a queer. All the girls want me, and most of them have had me, except the butt ugly one. This also links with my performance in the bedroom, I'd be the best fuck you ever had.

Secondly, I have way more talents than you. I'm good at most sports, can sing, act, play multiple instruments, and have a very good knowledge of creative writing. Intelligence is also a aspect that I carry, and to be fair, half on NG's population consist of half witted retards who can't even tell the difference between "there" and "their".

Thirdly, I have a bigger dick than you. If you are a female, you may PM me for pics.

Thank you for listening to me. I hope by now you have realized you are greatly inferior, and that to become popular you must have some sort of friendship with me. If you can't grasp this simple tip, then I strongly advice you to give up on any future dreams and just curl up into a ball on the floor.

Also: DSFARGEG

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I agree with most of the things you said, they MAY be true. Attractive, yes, I've confessed my lust for you on many an occasion. A good lover, sure. Big dick, i can picture it. Good at creative things, yes if you got into AADA.

But funny? I dunno. A lot of people or newgrounds are VERY funny because they have few other talents to market. I wouldn't say you're the funniest, you've never said a joke that has been so good that I've remembered it still. I have to disagree with that one, there's a lot more funny people.

[NeoSoviet]

I agree with most of it, but you forgot to add that I outgrow you baby. Don`t forget I am better looking, funnier, exponentially more intelligent, far more fit and buff. You just cannot compare yourself with me ;3

[Burnzoid]

At 5/21/08 05:56 PM, TropicalParadise wrote:

I agree with most of the things you said, they MAY be true. Attractive, yes, I've confessed my lust for you on many an occasion. A good lover, sure. Big dick, i can picture it. Good at creative things, yes if you got into AADA.

But funny? I dunno. A lot of people or newgrounds are VERY funny because they have few other talents to market. I wouldn't say you're the funniest, you've never said a joke that has been so good that I've remembered it still. I have to disagree with that one, there's a lot more funny people.

Oh my dearest TP, you don't understand. I didn't mean to look like I said that I'm funny on the BBS, but I am IRL. You're right, I'm never really funny on the BBS, hence why I never crack any jokes. You can't joke on the internet, unless you're a cynical hateful bastard who is sarcastic in every post and doesn't understand the concept of humour at all.

I'm not saying I'd like to be funny on the BBS, it's just that I can't. Sure I could make a humorous post, but that would probably be copied from somewhere else. If you want to see me be funny, then you would have to meet me IRL, where I can display, sounds, gestures, and movements to make you laugh. Seriously, my friends say I should be a comedian.

So in order to test this out, I say we meet. Does 15:30 next Friday in the rugby pavilion sound good? They have a mattress in the back if you'd like to get more 'personal' with me.

[RobRob15]

i think i'm in a love . .

[TropicalParadise]

At 5/21/08 06:10 PM, Burnzoid wrote: Oh my dearest TP, you don't understand. I didn't mean to look like I said that I'm funny on the BBS, but I am IRL. You're right, I'm never really funny on the BBS, hence why I never crack any jokes. You can't joke on the internet, unless you're a cynical hateful bastard who is sarcastic in every post and doesn't understand the concept of humour at all.

Okay, that's a fair point, but we have no way of knowing it other than your word. Some people can joke on the internet and have it be funny, but those are few and even then, they have some misses.

So in order to test this out, I say we meet. Does 15:30 next Friday in the rugby pavilion sound good? They have a mattress in the back if you'd like to get more 'personal' with me.

Oh if only I wasn't spending my summer lying in a bikini on the beaches of the Caribbean. You'll have to do a routine and upload it to youtube. Naked, though.

[FuckDemon]

Dont post 4chan!

[Burnzoid]

At 5/21/08 06:21 PM, TropicalParadise wrote:

At 5/21/08 06:10 PM, Burnzoid wrote: Oh my dearest TP, you don't understand. I didn't mean to look like I said that I'm funny on the BBS, but I am IRL. You're right, I'm never really funny on the BBS, hence why I never crack any jokes. You can't joke on the internet, unless you're a cynical hateful bastard who is sarcastic in every post and doesn't understand the concept of humour at all.

Okay, that's a fair point, but we have no way of knowing it other than your word. Some people can joke on the internet and have it be funny, but those are few and even then, they have some misses.

So in order to test this out, I say we meet. Does 15:30 next Friday in the rugby pavilion sound good? They have a mattress in the back if you'd like to get more 'personal' with me.

Oh if only I wasn't spending my summer lying in a bikini on the beaches of the Caribbean. You'll have to do a routine and upload it to youtube. Naked, though.

Sadly Youtube would never accept that. I get naked frequently in the Paltalk room however, I've lost track of how many times the regulars in there have seen my cock.

Also, I'm going to come down to the Cayman Island's and find you, in my G-string swimming piece.

[Randy74]

What you said is plausible, but is it provable?

[CapnCrunchDaPimp]

You're so cool. You ate your own semen! etc etc

[Burnzoid]

At 5/21/08 06:27 PM, CapnCrunchDaPimp wrote: You're so cool. You ate your own semen! etc etc

Exploring your own body is the first way to sexual innovation my friend.

[Earfetish]

like usual I want to talk about me for a little while

did you see when I posted my willy, I should totally do that again, it's an even finer penis now

and I used to be funny but I'm not any more, I can tell funny stories but I'm a dull bastard now, no-one seems to have noticed tho so I suppose I wasn't actually as funny as I thought I was when I thought I was funny

[Burnzoid]

At 5/21/08 06:31 PM, Earfetish wrote: like usual I want to talk about me for a little while

did you see when I posted my willy, I should totally do that again, it's an even finer penis now

and I used to be funny but I'm not any more, I can tell funny stories but I'm a dull bastard now, no-one seems to have noticed tho so I suppose I wasn't actually as funny as I thought I was when I thought I was funny

Self-Paradox?

But seriously, I like you. I hope you can be friends, and share ice-cream while walking into the sunset.

If I wasn't busy I would write a sonnet about you, I'm not even joking.

[uhnoesanoob]

This thread is going places.

[Burnzoid]

At 5/21/08 06:58 PM, TheGodfather wrote:

At 5/21/08 06:47 PM, agustana wrote: Where the fuck is my cock picture at? Ergergerg.

Horny Bitch Alert...

More like trap.

[TropicalParadise]

At 5/21/08 06:24 PM, Burnzoid wrote: Also, I'm going to come down to the Cayman Island's and find you, in my G-string swimming piece.

How about YouPorn then? If you do come, I'll give you a tour of the locals.

[Lagatag]

At 5/21/08 05:38 PM, jewdudewtf wrote:

At 5/21/08 05:36 PM, Burnzoid wrote: Thirdly, I have a bigger dick than you. If you are a female, you may PM me for pics.

What if were not a girl?

He'll show it to you in person

[WilliWowza]

I would like to confirm everything Burnzoid has said in this topic.

[Earfetish]

At 5/21/08 06:33 PM, Burnzoid wrote: But seriously, I like you. I hope you can be friends, and share ice-cream while walking into the sunset.

If I wasn't busy I would write a sonnet about you, I'm not even joking.

you ever come to Manchester, you and me will get some shemale hookers

I'll just play xbox with mine tho

[tomato-soup]

At 5/21/08 05:37 PM, Eggys wrote: Change that aura to Fab RIGHT NOW

Agreed.

[Dropkicked]

At 5/21/08 05:36 PM, Burnzoid wrote:

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I'm cuter than you.

[JESUS-WITH-GUNS]

...Are you homosexual by any chances?